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Herning, DK - Saturday 6.40 am
Herning, DK - Friday 8.30 pm
It's now 6.40 am and we didn't get any sleep at all last night
We tried to sleep in a hotel reception because no rooms were available
Seven Eleven opens in 5 minutes and our train to Copenhagen comes in 20. So this is the end of our journey
Simon and Emil "Greger" as protagonists
We are here in Herning. Eating some nice food. We are on our way to a Rihanna concert.
In the beginning it was against my will but it's actually quite nice being drunk while going to a Rihanna concert.
We have met tons of girls as well as one of Rihanna's bodyguards. We have a lot of friends.
First we met a girl, who has a friend, who lives in Herning.
And now there is nothing else to say than cheers to the people out there watching this video.
Dude. You are the reason we are here. Tell us about your expectations and show us the t-shirt.
I have that as well. Just to make it official I have a pass like that as well.
Show the *** thing so we can read what the shirt says! YEEEEEAAAHHH
Show it to us a little longer than that.
I have the feeling that this will be one crazy night!! We have already met two persons
Are you filming? Okay. We are sitting in a bus with around 90 % girls. We are the only two boys! I don't feel misplaced at all!
Emil: Have you taken that freaking picture??? Simon: YES!
Simon: Okay dude. Emil: I'm pretty drunk. We are now standing next to theÉ what is it called? The wardrobe? YES THE WARDROBE!
There's a very nice girl over there, who sells beer, but 50 DKK isn't something I'm in possession of.
So to give a resumŽ we are standing next to the wardrobes at the Rihanna concert.
We have already been testing our seats. They are really good! And now it's your turn! Let me see what you have to say.
Emil: Let the camera continue to record. Simon: I'm looking forward to meet my future wife.
Okay okay okay okay. Wait a second. We got it through the security. It's a bit disgusting.
Here you go Simon. Now you can use the ring to propose to Rihanna. It has been down my underpants, but here you go!
Simon: No dude you hold it! Emil: Okay but then I will just put back in my underpants. There you go.
Now we are ready for the concert. And you have bought the iPhone 4s in white.
We are now sitting on our seats. Calvin Harris is about to on stage and now film the scenery!!
Emil: Film yourself as well. Turn the camera 180 degrees. You have to admit that there's a lot of people.
Simon: We should try calling Victor! Emil: No he can't hear anything (what a retard).
What do you think the other guys are doing right now? They are probably standing like this.
Simon: Yes, they are standing exactly like that. They are probably having a good time.
Emil: It's not like we don't a have good time either. Simon: Can't complain, can't complain.
Emil: I'm pretty wasted and I'm listening to some good music, so everything is all right.
Emil: Dude why are you filming me? Rihanna is standing in a bikini right over there!
Simon: Yes I'm aware of that, but I just had to capture the mood of our trip.
Simon: What is the status? Emil: I'm really tired. It was a blast in the beginningÉ
Éand she was insanely hot. I was like: "That can't be true", but now I want her to lose more clothes.
Now we are having a cigarette because Simon was so nice to offer one. Well it's my ownÉ
Ébut he offered to go with me so now I'm feeling fine.
I just had to have a smoke because I was a bit tired. I'm turning in to an old man.
Simon: I'm filming now. Random girl: How old are you two? Simon: We are 18.
Emil: I like that you look at us like we were 13. Random girl: I wouldn't mind having a piece of you.
Emil: Thank you. I see that as a compliment. Simon: Someone has been drinking too much beer.
Emil: You there! (points at random girl). Exactly.
We are about to meet and greet Rihanna. And it's this guy it's all about.
Emil: Let us see that ring! I gave it to you before.
Emil talks to Simon: If I were you I would be nervous. Turn the lens towards you.
Emil: This footage is very important. I would be nervous if I were you.
Simon: I think I will be all right. Emil: You are about to give a her ring while I will point at her ***.
We are standing in line for the meet and greet. We are about to meet Rihanna.
I think my English will sound horrible in front of her because I'm so nervous.
The plan is to get a kiss on the cheek by Rihanna.
What about you? Simon: You should grab her on the ***.
Emil: Okay Simon just owned the Meet and Greet event completely.