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The staff have recently opened several new locations.
They've kept Gondor to the south, and are also expanding the Battalions.
To the north they have opened Wetwang and Mordor.
There are plenty of roles for Dunedain, Archers, and Eothead.
Not a concern, our Noldo app will be accepted.. likely within 24 hours.
My FuhrerÉ
Your Noldo É
Your Noldo was declined by the staff.
There are too many elves in the game.
Anyone who has not read the Lost Tales, Histories, and Silmarillion, leave now.
What the hell is going on!
Who do the staff think they are!
Do they have any idea how long it took to get 9RPP?
I have been around since Osgiliath!
I didn't play common humans for all this time just to see this!
Our staff are just a bunch of incompetent, metagaming twinks!
I haven't seen idiocy like this since the God-Damn Snow Trolls and consolidation of the circles of Minas Tirith!
I can't permit you to insult the staffÉ.
Then what the hell do you suggest?
What about an Marshwarden in Wetwang?
Oh great idea, spend my hard earned RPP on some savage who wallows in swamps all day.
*** for stats!
Do you know that they give the Eotheod ride and forage as free skills?
Minimal stat boosts to constitution, agility, and power?
For years I have fought tooth and nail for every single RPP!
I had over three god damn years of play time on my last character!
I was Lieutenant in the Battalions and the Wardenry.
I dealt with so much *** from Recruits and Privates that I nearly died.
I have worked with staff members as far back as Zapata.
I've seem my IMMs disappear time and time again.
But I kept playing.
***.
I have wasted three god damn years of my life playing this game!
I've have spent twelve hours of my life every day, making this game what it is.
And finally I get my 9th rpp, and my Noldo app gets declined by some 16 year old living in his mother's basement.
He probably hasn't even bathed in weeks!
Don't worry, we will join the Blackroot Vale Archers.
I haven't dated a woman in three years.
JustÉ astounding amounts of mudsex and ***É I might have to go outside because of this.
The sunÉ
Maybe I should leave and go to Atonement.
I hear that soon they will leave alpha and move into their beta phase. Revamped combat code, crafting, and a virtual reality machine.
I always liked space zombies....