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Back for more Inkigayo!
SBS!
This time...
You cray ***.
You cray ***.
Get it, Crayon and That ***? That XX.
We're gonna be watching G-Dragon on Inkigayo.
He's gonna be performing...
He's gonna be performing That XX
with
special YouTube guest
Sungha Jung.
You know the kid that
does this
with the guitar, but he does all fingers.
And he's like a kid, but
when he grows up, he's gonna get all the girls cause he can...
-Make'em go wild. -Filthy, filthy.
He needs to get them *** insured, you know.
-Get yo cray on, Sungha. -Get ya cray on! -Get yo cray on.
Let's watch this ***. 3...
2...1...
SBS!
Starts now...
Oh G-dragon.
-Sad GD. -I gotta fix my glasses
so I can
appreciate...let me close my eyes for a second.
Mmhmm, speak to me.
Yo, you see those
blue bead bracelets?
On Tumblr, where all the great *** comes from, we're on Tumblr, so check us out.
GTOP
More GTOP evidence.
He has that,
and T.O.P has the same thing.
So clearly
they're in love with each other. GTOP!
Shipping for life!
Whoa, he's going up.
-Yo, cause he's G-Dragon, he's ***' floating. -Or are we all going down?
-Nah, he's above us. -Skydragon.
And then the spotlight comes on,
look
look at that talented mafucka in the back. -Look at this guy right here.
When they asked who his favorite girl group, he was like...
-Narsha, from Brown Eyed Girls. -He was like,
'I'll just say Big ***." smart guy, smart guy.
Narsha was like, "Eh, smart guy.".
You know I hate mom and dad for not teaching us how to play guitar.
I wish they taught me Korean.
I could've been...
In six years, I could've performed with God damn G-dragon.
Look at all those ***' piercings in his ear. God damn, that look like Swiss cheese.
I'm telling you man, Sungha Jung, yo...
-You ever see any of his covers? -If you look at the back of GD's head,
over here.
His hair color is like T.O.P's
mint
color from Fantastic Baby. -GTOP!!!
It's a sign.
It's evidence. GTOP
Look at those fingers.
-Stop focusing on the guys fingers. -He doesn't just strum, you know? He ***' like...
Like each finger has it's own brain.
He performed
with 2NE1, too.
It's crazy, he's such a YG stan like us,
but YG just won't sign him
because he don't ***' do...
Such a beautiful set.
And when they're done,
just gonna throw that *** away.
I like the fact that, like
you don't hear anyone in the crowd, like, they're just...
-I think we should just be like that for the rest -Stoneface.
I think we should be like that for the rest of the video before someone from a foreign country says, "Shut the
*** up, you fat man!"
Look at all that ad libs.
-So beautiful. -See the angst, the angst.
It's so much more beautiful without all the beeps.
Oh ***! Here we go. Scratch that head.
Yo Swag Check, Swag Check Time!
Swag Check, is this swag?
Oh that's swag.
-Oh check out that shirt. -That's a lion? -Li-on.
I bet you that *** costs $800. Cause apparently,
Recently, one of our commenters said that
Taeyang's dog shirt he wore in One Of A Kind was $530.
-$30 max. -Bootleg that ***. -Min wasn't bootleg, it was actually a brand.
But no, I'm saying bootleg Taeyang's ***.
You know what's coincidental?
It's football season.
-I don't believe football is that big in Korea. -Pizza
He said, "Get yo cray on!" ***!!!
I hope you guys are doing this with us.
I wish we had our GD ring.
Come on girls. Come on boys. Come on, come on, get yo cray on, cray on.
Oh, he's just ***', he don't even give a *** anymore.
Swag Check, Swag Check.
That pizza tat...it's a Dragonball.
Pepperoni
The eye shadows on these guys are crazy.
-At least their shorts weren't as short as the last Inkigayo. -You know what's weird?
-Aren't these the other Big *** members' colors. -Interesting -Possibly, I'm just sayin'.
Like if you go to YG Shop, there are cups in
individual colors, I'm just sayin'.
Look at 'em ladies.
-Damn, this mafucka got like two basketball teams worth of dancers. -What are those samurais at the end?
Why're you being so serious?
Oh, it's turning into a robot!
Why so serious?
C'mon girls.
C'mon boys. Come on, come on,
Get yo...cray on. C'mon girls, c'mon boys, come on, come on,
get yo cray on, cray on.
It's the responsible way of singing this song.
[soccer chant]
I'm tutting.
I'm tutting!
[soccer chant]
I have a baby.
C'mon!
Yo, you saw him jump? He landed on his
***.
-There's not a lot, he's a thin guy. -Very entertaining.
I didn't say much this time.
Sungha Jung!
[weeps]