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BENJAMIN: No one knew exactly
when Corporal Clearboy
fell in love with the Volkswagen,
but there he was one morning,
petting it, shining it up like a silver ***.
I understand
you've been sleeping with the Volkswagen.
Yes, sir.
Is there a regulation against it, sir?
Yes.
Sodomy?
That's animals.
There's a regulation against using enemy equipment.
Creates confusi.
Sir...
She's a beautiful car, sir.
You must love the Volkswagen very much, Corporal Clearboy.
Thirty-six horses.
No water, sir.
Hides her engine in the rear. Air-cooled.
No water, sir.
Is the world suffering a water shortage,
Corporal Clearboy?
Not now, sir, but--
but suppose this war just goes on and on and on,
and destroys everything in the world?
Well, since the Volkswagen can get along without water,
she's bound to survive when other creatures die off.
Some day, the world is gonna be populated
with nothing but Volkswagens.
You've figured that out, have you, Clearboy?
Very well, Corporal Clearboy, keep it.