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Dear Måne! Have a good time tonight. Remember what we talked about. Hugs, grandma. Madeleine Mowinkel 95193608.
Wow.
Maybe you should be my real girlfriend? - Maybe. Or maybe you should just be yourself.
Don't start again, Vanessa.
No, I just think it's sad that you can't like - - It's not that simple.
"Hi, grandma. I'm gay." How hard is that?
"Hi, my name's Vanessa, and I think the world's just as naive as I am."
Look at this.
But what are you going to do if you meet your dream guy? - Do you think that's ever going to happen?
Yes, and what are you going to tell Juni then? - I don't know. Nothing.
Seriously! - I'm an Anker-Hansen, right? We're straight like rulers.
Just you laugh. But if I were to come out of the closet... It wouldn't be appropriate, you understand that?
I had completely forgotten about this. How you're supposed to be so much better than everyone else, and the "perfect family".
You do realise how stupid that sounds?
But fine, then we have a deal. If you meet your dream guy, you'll tell Juni. - Yeah, fine.
Deal? - Deal.
Put on your finery. We have a Winter Ball to get to!
Hey, at least try to look happy. - Why? I don't want to be here.
No, you've said that several times now.
Everyone just wants to show off. - "And I'm only doing this for Juni's sake". I've heard it already.
At least try to be happy for my sake. I mean it. This is actually a big deal to me.
Welcome. What's the name? - Måne.
Anker-Hansen! - Yes.
This is your waiter for tonight. He will show you to your table.
My name is Stellan. I'm your waiter tonight. So if there is anything you're wondering about, just ask. I'm here to make your evening as nice as possible.
Thank you.
It wasn't exactly a circumnavigation, but we borrowed a sailboat and went down to the Mediterranean ocean. We have a beautiful vacation home there.
And the weather was incredible. Incredibly nice!
Beautiful weather, lots of sun, and... And yeah, you might not see it very well, but I got a tan....
Strong stuff. Not exactly altar wine, to put it that way...
This is just fantastic. Måne?
What is it now? - You're so remote.
Nah. - This is just fantastic.
Yeah, it is. - Yeah, right!
Yeah, I'm enjoying myself. - I don't believe you. - It's totally true!
I'm having a REALLY awesome time!
PLEASE TELL ME THAT WAS JUST WATER! - I'm so sorry, I really didn't mean to -
What are you doing!?!? - I was just going to -
Feel me up a bit!? - Hey, hey -
Is there a problem here? - I got this *** all over me, and this jerk is trying to feel me up!
My apologies. We will of course take care of it, and replace what will need to be replaced.
Thank you. I'll count on it.
Oh my God. What an amateur! What a jerk!
What is it? - What do you think? Do you understand?
Relax. They said they'd replace it. - Yeah, but that won't help me tonight.
I had so much fun before that jerk came along and - - Vanessa, it wasn't his fault.
At least you'll be getting your way. - What are you talking about now?
We're going home. - Now?
Yeah, I can't stay here looking like this!
Oh God, it can't be that bad. - Yes, it is! I'll go to the bathroom and try to minimalise the damages, and then we're leaving, okay?
Hi. - Hi.
Sorry about before. - Oh, that. No, it wasn't your fault.
It sort of was. - It wasn't your fault that your girlfriend freaked out.
No, but - - Hey, never get in between a lady and her Dolce and Gabbana.
Are you finished for today? - Yes. Completely finished, actually.
I got fired. - What? But it wasn't your fault.
No, but my manager didn't exactly agree, so... We don't exactly play for the same team, you see. - But Vanessa was the one who overreacted.
I can go talk to them, and this will be solved - - No, it'll be fine. Something will always show up.
You're dealing with this very calmly. - Yeah. I wasn't too fond of that job.
So what are you going to do now? - No, I'm going home.
You skate? - No, I just carry it. Looks cool.
Yes, I skate.
The wardrobe tag! You have my wardrobe tag, and now I can't get my coat, because the lady refuses to give it to me.
Here. Could you get mine, too?