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Hello, this is twenty ways to destroy your school work.
To dangerous. Still to dangerous.
You can throw it off your back yard balcony.
You can even eat your school work.
You can even use it as a dog pooper scooper upper.
You can even use it as oven mitts.
You can even use it as a coaster.
And look after a full minute all the water stays on the coaster.
You can even use your school work to throw at your xbox 360 when you get the Red Ring of Death.
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can even stick some in this litter box and hope nature to do its best.
Voice: You can even use it as a destresser.
I don't want to do this. Blah Blah Blah
Voice: You can even use your laptop as a door mat.
What?
Voice: But it's part of the show, you have to.
No
Voice: But sir you have to. It's mine, It's mine. Get away.
Here at Epic Disaster we take great pride in our homework.
Just kidding.
We are going to tape this reading assignment, for the summer, to our fireworks.
Oh yea.
Alright here we go, we placed two fireworks on the summer reading program that we were supposed to read during the summer. Here it goes.
That barely did anything.
Screw it!!!!
Twenty ways ten ways, it's the same difference. I don't want to worry about school work anymore. It's summer. We're just here to have fun.
So lets recap.
1. Throw it off a balcony 2. Eat your school work 3. Use it as a pooper scooper 4. Oven Mitts 5. Use it as a coaster 6. Throw it at your 360 when you have the red ring of death 7. Use it as Litter 8. Get rid of Stress 9. Use your laptop as a door mat.
20. Use fireworks to destroy your school work. Music by AC/DC, Song: T.N.T. Album: High Voltage.
Andy, it's time to do your homework.
Yea, what's left of it.