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[ FLY BUZZING ]
>> Festro: [ GROANS ]
WAIT, WHAT TIME IS IT?
3:00?!
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
TIME TO SIT IN MY FAVORITE
CHAIR!
OH DEAR, SWEET, DARLING LITTLE
CHAIR.
OH.
CHAIR, I'M HO-O-O-O-O-O-ME!
[ ZIP! ]
OH, CHAIR, YOU AND I WILL ALWAYS
BE TOGETHER.
OH, I LOVE THAT CHAIR SO VERY,
VERY MUCH.
AND IF ANYTHING WERE TO HAPPEN
TO IT, I WOULD BE VERY, VERY
UPSET.
HERE I COME, CHAIR!
HOW'S MY SPECIAL FAVORITEST
CHAIR IN THE WORLD?
AAAAAH!
[ AH-OOGAH! ]
NO! MY CHAIR!
IT'S DEAD!
[ SOBS ]
NEVER AGAIN WILL THESE LUSCIOUS
BUNS FEEL THE SNUG CONTOUR OF
YOUR SEAT.
DON'T WORRY, CHAIR.
I SHALL AVENGE YOU.
I SHALL AVENGE YO-O-O-O-O-O-U!
[ BLOWS NOSE LOUDLY ]
>> Shhhhhh!
>> Slog: WOW, I'VE NEVER WON BY
THIS MUCH BEFORE!
35 TRILLION TO...
28!
L-O-L-L...L.
>> Gweelok: I THINK MY
CONTROLLER'S MESSED UP!
THIS ISN'T FAIR!
>> Slog: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH MY CONTROLLER!
[ FESTRO SOBBING IN DISTANCE ]
>> Fart: DO YOU GUYS HEAR
SOMEONE CRYING?
>> Slog: YOU MEAN BESIDES
GWEELOK?
>> Festro: GUYS, COME QUICK!
SOMEONE'S...KILLED MY CHAIR!
>> Gweelok: WHO KILLED WHAT?!
>> Festro: HELP ME -- PLEASE!
THIS WAY!
SEE? I TOLD YOU!
[ ALL GASP ]
DON'T PRETEND LIKE YOU ACTUALLY
CARE!
I KNOW IT WAS ONE OF YOU GUYS
WHO DID THIS, SO FESS UP AND
ACCEPT YOUR PUNISHMENT LIKE A
DISGUSTOID!
>> Slog: WHAT PUNISHMENT?
>> Festro: THE PUNISHMENT IS IF
YOU BREAK IT, YOU GOT TO BECOME
IT!
WHICH ONE OF YOU GUILTY LITTLE
BOOGERS IS GONNA BE MY NEW
CHAIR?!
>> Gweelok: SORRY SOMEONE BROKE
YOUR CHAIR, FESTRO, BUT NONE OF
US DID IT!
>> Fart: WE'VE EACH BEEN BUSY
ALL DAY.
>> Festro: A LIKELY STORIES!
>> Slog: WE'RE INNOCENT!
>> Festro: WELL, LOOKS LIKE WE
GOT OURSELVES A MYSTERY, BOYS!
AND I'M GONNA SOLVE IT -- JUST
LIKE THE GREATEST DETECTIVE WHO
EVER LIVED!
>> Fart: SHERLOCK HOLMES?
>> Festro: ANGELA LANSBURY!
>> All: HOORAY!
>> Festro: OKAY, NOW ALL I NEEDS
IS PROOF!
HEY!
WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
LOOKS LIKE A STRAND OF CHARRED
SLOG FUR!
ANY LAST WORDS BEFORE YOU GET
SAT UPON?!
>> Slog: I CAN EXPLAIN.
LISTEN.
I WAS GETTING HUNGRY, SO I
THOUGHT I'D GET MY SANDWICH
BLANKET FROM OUT OF THE CLOSET.
[ CLINK! ]
NO MORE PEANUT BUTTER?!
SANDWICH TIME IS RUINED!
HEY, ***, DID YOU HAPPEN TO
PICK UP SOME PEANUT BUTTER FROM
THE STORE?
[ WHIP! THUD! ]
THANKS FOR THE PEANUT BUTTER,
***!
MMM, WHAT SHOULD I PUT ON NEXT?
HAND LOTION IT IS.
WAIT, WASN'T THERE A RHYME OR
SOMETHING I LEARNED IN GRADE
SCHOOL WARNING ME ABOUT THIS?
UH...DON'T MIX PEANUT BUTTER AND
LOTION, OR ELSE YOU'LL GET A
GIGANTIC...
EXPLOSION.
[ POP! ]
GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
IT'S STUCK!
MY SANDWICH -- IT'S ON
FI-I-I-I-I-I-I-RE!
REMEMBER, KIDS, I'M A CARTOON,
SO FIRE CAN'T HURT ME.
YOU'RE REAL LITTLE BOYS AND
GIRLS AND SHOULD NEVER PLAY WITH
FIRE!
[ TINK! ]
>> APPROVED!
[ SLUMP! ]
>> Slog: WHEW!
NOW THE WHOLE ROOM AND MY
SANDWICH ARE ON FIRE!
AAH!
HOW CAN I PUT OUT THIS FIRE?
>> All: USE THE FIRE
EXTINGUISHER!
>> Slog: HUH? OH, YEAH!
"IN CASE OF EMERGENCY."
UH...IS THIS AN EMERGENCY?
>> All: YES!
>> Slog: OKAY! HERE GOES!
AAH-AAH-AAH-AAH-AAH-AAH-AAH-AAH!
AAH-AAH-AAH-AAH!
SO, I CAUGHT THE WHOLE PLACE ON
FIRE, BUT I DIDN'T TOUCH YOUR
CHAIR.
>> Slog: MAN!
THAT SLOG CHAIR WAS SOUNDING
PRETTY COMFORTABLE, TOO!
THE NEXT CLUE WILL SURELY EXPOSE
THE PERPETRATOR!
WHAT'S THIS GUNK?
[ SNIFFS ]
GWEELOK'S ZIT JUICE?!
THIS STUFF IS TOXIC!
[ SIZZLE! ]
GET READY TO BE MY PERSONAL BEAN
BAG, GWEELOK!
YOU'RE THE MURDERER OF MY CHAIR!
>> Gweelok: I NEVER MURDERED
ANYBODY!
THE ZIT JUICE CAN BE EXPLAINED!
SEE, WHILE I WAS PUTTING THE
FINISHING TOUCHES ON MY NERD
RAGE MANIFESTO, I WAS RUDELY
INTERRUPTED BY SLOG WITH HIS
INANE YAMMERINGS.
>> Slog: HEY, GWEELOK!
HAVE YOU SEEN MY SANDWICH
BLANKET?
>> Gweelok: IT'S IN THE CLOSET!
>> Slog: WHICH CLOSET?
>> Gweelok: THE SANDWICH CLOSET!
>> Slog: OH, YEAH!
THANKS, GWEELOK!
>> Gweelok: HMPH!
NOW BACK TO MY MANIFESTO!
WITH THIS MANIFESTO, I SHALL
BECOME THE OATH-SWORN KING OF
ALL NERD-DOM!
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PRINT THIS
BABY OUT!
[ BEEP! BEEP! ]
PRINTER NOT RESPONDING?!
RESPOND! RESPOND!
STUPID BUCKET OF BOLTS!
LET'S HAVE A LITTLE LOOK-SEE.
[ SQUISH! POP! ]
[ GASPS ]
HEY, THIS IS PRETTY NEAT!
[ Muffled ] I CAN SEE ALL MY DOS
RAM STUFF.
[ Normal ] SO, LET'S SEE HERE
NOW.
OKAY.
THE FATHERBOARD LOOKS OKAY.
AND THE CYBER DOOHICKEYS ARE
ALL IN ORDER.
[ Muffled ] MAYBE I'LL CHECK THE
PRINTER.
OOH! OH, I'M STUCK!
[ GRUNTING ]
CAN'T GET MY HEAD OUT!
[ GRUNTS ]
MAYBE I CAN...FIND...HELP!
[ GRUNTING ]
[ PANTING ]
HEY!
MAYBE MY CORROSIVE ZIT JUICE IS
MY TICKET OUT OF HERE!
[ GRUNTING ]
[ SQUISH! SPLAT! ]
AH!
NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL THINKING
OUT OF THE BOX!
SEE?
YOUR CHAIR WAS PERFECTLY FINE
WHEN I ESCAPED!
>> Festro: OKAY.
SEARCHING FOR CLUES -- ANYTHING
OUT OF THE ORDINARY, ANYTHING AT
ALL STRANGE OR UNUSUAL.
ANYTHING THAT MIGHT BE
SUSPICIOUS!
HI, ***.
HUH?
HEY, THIS FEATHER LOOKS LIKE
STUFFING FROM INSIDE MY CHAIR!
EXPLAIN YOURSELF, ***, OR BE
SAT UPON LIKE NEVER BEFORE!
>> ***: RAGGLE RAH RAGGLE RAH
RAH RAGGLE RAGGLE RAH RAH.
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
>> RAGGLE RAH.
>> ***: RAGGLE RAH.
RAGGLE RAH RAH.
>> RAGGLE RAH.
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]
>> All: [ Chanting ] OOH GAH SHA
KAH!
OOH GAH SHA KAH!
OOH GAH SHA KAH!
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]
[ BAT CHTTTERS ]
[ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ ALL GASP ]
>> ***: [ SMOOCHES ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> AND THEY'RE COMING DOWN THE
FINAL STRETCH!
IT'S *** AND SECRETARIAT IN
FRONT!
THEY'RE NECK AND NECK!
IT'S GONNA BE A PHOTO FINISH!
AND IT'S ***...
BY A TONGUE!
>> NEXT.
>> YOU'RE A HERO OF MINE,
MR. ***!
>> ***: [ GRUNTING ]
>> NO WORLD PEACE!
WE HATE THEM!
>> THE FEELING'S MUTUAL, PAL!
>> ***: RAH RAH.
RAH RAH.
RAH.
>> Festro: SO, LIKE, JUST AN
AVERAGE DAY FOR YOU, THEN, HUH,
***?
>> Gweelok: BUT THAT DOESN'T
EXPLAIN WHY YOU'RE COVERED IN
FLUFF!
>> Festro: I DIDN'T REALLY THINK
IT WAS YOU ANYWAYS, ***.
HMM.
THAT ONLY LEAVES ONE PERSON
LEFT!
IT WAS THE PERFECT CRIME, FART,
AND YOU ALMOST GOT AWAY WITH IT,
TOO!
BUT YOU DIDN'T! NO!
AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA MAKE LIKE A
CHAIR, 'CAUSE I'M GETTING TIRED
OF STANDING!
>> Fart: OKAY! OKAY!
YES, I DID IT!
I ADMIT IT!
[ BLOWS NOSE ]
HERE'S WHAT TRANSPIRED.
I WAS ON MY WAY TO THE GROCERY
STORE TO PICK UP SOME PEANUT
BUTTER FOR SLOG WHEN...
HUH? GASP!
WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS PILLOW
FLUFF, BURNT MARKS, AND ZIT
JUICE EVERYWHERE?
THOSE BOYS REALLY OUGHT TO LEARN
HOW TO CLEAN UP AFTER
THEMSELVES!
BUT THEY [SIGHS] NEVER WILL.
OH, WHO'S KIDDING HIMSELF?
EVERYBODY KNOWS I LOVE
HOUSEKEEPING.
TIME TO USE A LITTLE ELBOW
GREASE.
[ DRIP! ]
[ SCRUBBING, WHIRRING ]
THERE!
[ TWINKLE! ]
HMM.
MAYBE A LITTLE BIT TOO CLEAN.
IT NEEDS A FART'S TOUCH.
[ GRUNTS ]
[ FAAAAAART! ]
MUCH BETTER!
BOOP BOOP BE DOOP!
[ TINK! ]
>> Festro: I MISSED THE PART
ABOUT YOU BREAKING MY CHAIR.
>> Fart: CHAIR? OHH.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID, "CHER."
I'M SORRY, FESTRO.
I ACCIDENTALLY BROKE YOUR CHER
ALBUM.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO!
>> Festro: THAT'S OKAY, BRO.
I STILL GOT MY COPY ON 8-TRACK
CASSETTE!
>> Both: HIGH-FIVE!
>> Gweelok: BUT WAIT --
EVERYONE'S STORY CHECKS OUT!
>> Slog: WE'RE ALL INNOCENT!
YAY!
>> ***: RAGGLE RAGGLE RAH.
>> Festro: THAT'S RIGHT, ***.
WE FOLLOWED ALL THE CLUES, JUST
LIKE ANGELA LANSBURY, AND
LEARNED ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
SORRY, LITTLE CHAIR.
I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO GO
UNAVENGED.
[ DRIP! DRIP! ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
>> Slog: FESTRO, LOOK --
THE CHAIR!
>> All: OHH!
>> Festro: WHO ARE YOU?!
>> I AM CHAIRZOR, THE WIZARDLY
WISE!
I WAS IMPRISONED IN THE FORM OF
A CHAIR FOR 10,000 YEARS --
UNTIL JUST NOW, WHEN YOUR WIMPY
LITTLE CRYBABY TEAR BROKE THE
SPELL AND I WAS FREE!
>> Festro: WIZARDLY WISE, HUH?
IF YOU'RE SO WIZARDLY WISE,
MAYBE YOU COULD HELP ME SOLVE
THE MYSTERY OF WHO BROKE YOU.
>> IT SHALL BE DONE.
BEHOLD!
>> Festro: YOU STINKIN' FLY!
[ CHAINSAW GROWLING ]
I HATE FLIES!
ALL THEY DO IS GO AROUND BARFIN'
ON MY STUFF!
BETTER NOT BARF ON ANY OF MY
STUFF, YOU FLY!
HEY!
GET AWAY FROM MY MONOGRAMMED
CARDIGAN!
[ CHAINSAW MOTOR REVS ]
YOU REVOLTIN' LITTLE SNIT!
DON'T YOU DARE THROW UP ON THAT!
NOT THE CHAIR! NOT THE CHAIR!
[ CHAINSAW MOTOR REVVING ]
AAH! AAH!
AAH-OOH-AAH!
AAH!
[ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ]
[ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ]
GNARLY.
[ CLINK! CLINK! ]
>> ALL HAS BEEN REVEALED!
>> Festro: UH...WAIT A MINUTE.
[ FLY BUZZING ]
I DID IT?
I BROKE MY OWN CHAIR?
THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.
THERE'S GOT TO BE A MISTAKE!
>> MISTAKE? MISTAKE?!
CHAIRZOR THE WIZARDLY WISE DOES
NOT MAKE MISTAKES!
>> Festro: OKAY!
I DID IT! I DID IT!
SO, WAIT.
BRO, DON'T I AT LEAST GET A
REWARD FOR SETTING YOU FREE?
>> [ GROWLS ]
OKAY, LET'S SEE.
UH, I'LL GRANT YOU ONE WISH.
>> Festro: ONE WISH?
THAT'S EASY!
MAKE ME A NEW CHAIR.
>> HMM.
ARE YOU SURE THAT'S WHAT YOU
WANT?
>> Festro: YEAH, BRO.
I WANT YOU TO MAKE ME A NEW
CHAIR!
>> ARE YOU SURE THERE'S NO OTHER
WAY YOU MIGHT WANT TO WORD THAT?
>> Festro: COME ON, MAN!
FINAL ANSWER!
MAKE ME A NEW CHAIR!
I TOTALLY SAW THAT COMING.
>> Festro: BLUE 42. TEXAS 29.
MAC AND CHEESE 78. HIKE!
>> Slog: I'M GONNA SACK YOU!
>> Festro: GO LONG, ***!
HOOAH!
>> ***: [ BABBLING ]
[ BEEP ]
>> Gweelok: [ GIGGLES ]
>> Festro: DENIED! WHOO!
>> Gweelok: HEY!
THROW THE FLAG, REF!
>> Fart: I'M NOT REFEREEING.
>> Gweelok: THEN WHAT'S WITH THE
GETUP?
>> Fart: STRIPES ARE SLIMMING.
DON'T YOU THINK I LOOK CUTE?
>> Gweelok: DANG IT, FART!
YOU LOOK GREAT.
>> Festro: TOUCHDOWN!
WHOO! YEAH!
YEAH, BABY!
[ GRUNTS ]
HUNH! HUNH!
[ ALL GASP ]
>> Gweelok: YOU BROKE THE TV!
WAS THAT PART OF YOUR DUMB
DANCE?!
>> Festro: WELL, I CHOREOGRAPHED
IT MYSELF.
>> Shhhhhh.
>> Slog: WHY IS IT TAKING SO
LONG?!
>> Gweelok: I'M NOT JUST GONNA
FIX THE TV -- I'M GONNA UPGRADE
IT SO WE CAN GET MORE CHANNELS!
>> Slog: MORE THAN 5?
>> Gweelok: MORE THAN 5 MILLION!
>> Festro: WHOA.
THAT'S, LIKE, MORE THAN FIVE.
>> Gweelok: PLEASE GIVE ME SOME
ROOM!
I NEED TO FOCUS ON MY WORK.
>> Festro: THEN WE NEED TO FOCUS
ON A SANDWICH BREAK.
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
>> Slog: [ CRYING ]
>> Festro: SLOG, YOUR SAMMY'S
MISSING SOMETHING TO HOLD IT
TOGETHER.
>> Slog: BUT I PUT 20 BOOGERS ON
IT!
>> Festro: NOT BOOGERS,
BROHAM -- MAYO.
>> Fart: THIS MAYO IS AT LEAST
FOUR YEARS OLD.
>> Festro: AGED TO PERFECTION,
BRO.
>> Fart: BUT THAT MAYO COULD
MAKE US SICK.
>> Festro: HOW COULD THIS MAKE
YOU SICK?
[ SPLURT! ]
>> Gweelok: GUYS! COME QUICK!
>> Slog: WHAT'S THAT, GWEELOK?
>> Gweelok: I PRESENT TO YOU...
THE MEGAVISION!
>> All: OOOOOHH!
>> Gweelok: IT'S GOT A
27-BILLION-MEGAPIXEL DISPLAY,
PICTURE IN PICTURE...IN PICTURE!
AND CHECK THIS OUT!
>> Festro: A CLICKER?!
I'VE ONLY SEEN THESE IN THE
MOVIES!
>> Fart: WHAT SHALL WE WATCH?
I SUGGEST A ROMANTIC COMEDY.
>> Festro: NO!
ACTION CHANNEL FOR MEN!
>> Gweelok: NO!
TECHNOLOGY CHANNEL FOR MEN!
>> Slog: NO!
FASHION CHANNEL FOR MEN!
>> ***: [ BABBLING ]
>> Fart: ***, I DON'T THINK
WE GET THAT CHANNEL.
>> Gweelok: WELL, TECHNICALLY...
WE MIGHT!
>> Slog: WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT,
GWEELOK?
>> Gweelok: MEGAVISION'S
CHANNELS GO UP TO INFINITY!
>> Slog: WO-O-O-O-O-O-W.
>> Gweelok: PLUS ONE!
>> Slog: WO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-W!
>> Festro: "INFINITY PLUS ONE,"
HUH?
LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON.
>> FESTRO, WOULD YOU PLEASE PASS
THE ACORN?
>> Slog: NO!
BURN THE MEGAVISION!
>> Fart: WAIT.
THERE'S SOMETHING...ODD ABOUT
THIS.
>> Festro: YEAH, WHAT'S ODD IS
WE HAVEN'T BURNED THE MEGAVISION
YET.
>> FART AND FESTRO, YOU ARE MY
BEST FRIENDS.
GWEELOK AND SLOG -- LOVE TO THE
END.
>> Fart: YOU HEAR THAT?
>> Festro: YEAH! IT'S TERRIBLE!
>> Fart: WELL, YES.
BUT THEY'RE CALLING THEMSELVES
FESTRO, FART, GWEELOK, SLOG, AND
***.
>> Gweelok: PRESS THE "INFO"
BUTTON SO WE CAN FIND OUT WHAT
SHOW THIS IS.
>> Fart: "SECRET MOUNTAIN FORT
AWESOME"?
THAT'S US!
>> Gweelok: "EPISODE 7,002"?
THAT'S US IN THE FUTURE!
>> Festro: BUT WE'RE SO LAME!
>> I LOVE YOU!
>> ***: [ BABBLING ]
>> Festro: NO, ***.
IT'S NOT "KINDA COOL."
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GROW UP TO BE
COOL BROS, NOT LAME DORKS!
>> Gweelok: I PROGRAMMED THE
MEGAVISION TO GET CHANNELS FROM
EVERY TIME ZONE -- EVEN FUTURE
STANDARD TIME.
THIS MUST BE OUR FUTURE.
>> Festro: WE GOT TO TIME-TRAVEL
TO THE FUTURE AND FIND OUT WHAT
HAPPENED.
>> Gweelok: I'VE BEEN WORKING ON
TIME-TRAVEL DEVICES FOR YEARS!
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
>> Festro: HOLD ON.
I THINK I GOT AN IDEA.
>> Slog: FESTRO HAS AN IDEA?!
I'M SCARED!
>> Festro: IF THIS MAYONNAISE IS
FROM FOUR YEARS AGO, THEN IT
MUST HAVE TRAVELED THROUGH TIME
TO GET INTO OUR KITCHEN, WHICH
MEANS IF WE MAKE SANDWICHES WITH
THIS MAYO AND EAT 'EM, WE CAN
TRAVEL THROUGH TIME!
[ BEEP ]
>> Gweelok: FESTRO'S EXACTLY
RIGHT!
LET'S GRAB THAT MAYO AND MAKE
SOME TIME SANDWICHES!
>> ♪ TIME SANDWICHES ♪
♪ STRONG AND TRUE ♪
♪ IF YOU TRY, YOU CAN MAKE
A TIME SANDWICH, TOO ♪
>> Gweelok: ACCORDING TO MY
RESEARCH, THESE TIME SANDWICHES
ARE PERFECT.
>> Fart: I JUST WANT TO PUT A
LITTLE LETTUCE ON MINE.
>> Gweelok: NO, YOU FOOL!
THE ADDITION OF HEALTHY
INGREDIENTS COULD DOOM US ALL!
NOW LET'S CHOW DOWN, BROS.
[ ALL MUNCHING ]
>> Festro: THAT BREAD WAS KINDA
STALE.
>> All: YAAAAAAH!
>> Fart: WHERE ARE WE?
>> Gweelok: THE FUTURE!
>> Festro: THERE'S OUR FUTURE
SELVES!
>> Both: YAY!
>> Festro: SO, YOU'RE FESTRO,
HUH?
>> YES.
>> Festro: WELL, I'M YOU FROM
THE PAST!
>> WOW! HOW DID YOU --
>> Festro: I'M ASKING THE
QUESTIONS HERE!
>> YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE?
>> WHO ARE YOU?
>> Festro: I SAID, "I'M ASKING
THE QUESTIONS HERE!"
>> Gweelok: WE ARE YOU FROM THE
PAST.
>> Slog: WOW!
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO A MIRROR.
>> Festro: HOW DID WE BECOME
YOU?
MAKE WITH THE ANSWERS!
>> WE'RE NOT YOU.
>> WE'RE JUST NAMED AFTER YOU.
>> Slog: AAH! IT'S OUR GRAVES!
>> Fart: WHOA! LOOK AT THAT!
>> Slog: N-O-O-O-O-O-O!
>> Gweelok: OUR HOME'S
DESTROYED!
>> Festro: YOU MANIACS!
YOU BLEW IT UP!
>> NO! IT WASN'T US!
>> Fart: THEN WHO DID IT?
>> OH HO HO HO!
OH, THAT MOUNTAIN'S BEEN
DESTROYED SINCE I WAS A PUP.
>> All: GRANDPA!
>> TELL US ABOUT THE APOCALYPSE!
>> YAY!
>> OH HO HO. OKAY.
SO, THAT MOUNTAIN WAS HOME TO
THE DISGUSTOIDS, AND THEIR STORY
GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE
THIS.
...AND THE DISGUSTOIDS ALL DIED
IN A CYBERWAR.
>> YAY! CYBERWAR!
>> Fart: EXCUSE ME, SIR.
WHY DID WE HAVE THAT CYBERWAR?
>> NOBODY KNOWS.
MAYBE THE ANSWER'S IN THIS BOOK
OF THEIRS.
SEEMS LIKE IT WAS FULL OF A LOT
OF GOOD RULES.
SHAME THEY DIDN'T LISTEN TO ANY
OF THEM.
>> Slog: BUT WHY DID WE HAVE
THAT CYBERWAR?
>> Gweelok: WHATEVER IT WAS, IT
HAPPENED BEFORE THIS TIME.
IF WE WANT THE TRUTH, WE HAVE TO
GO SLIGHTLY BACK IN TIME.
>> Fart: BUT WE CAN'T
TIME-TRAVEL.
WE'RE ALL OUT OF SANDWICH.
>> Festro: YO! OLD SQUIRREL BRO!
YOU GOT ANY TIME-TRAVELING MAYO?
>> MAYO? OH, NO.
ALL THAT GROWS HERE IS PRUNES.
MM-MMM.
PRUNES.
MM-MMM.
[ MUNCHING ]
[ ALL GAG, VOMIT ]
>> Slog: HEY!
IT'S HALF OUR SANDWICH!
>> Gweelok: IF EATING TOOK US
FORWARD IN TIME, THEN BARFING
MUST TAKE US BACKWARD.
>> All: AAAAAAAAAH!
>> Gweelok: OUR BARF CAME BACK
WITH US!
>> All: YAAAAAAH!
>> Festro: IT'S OUR HOUSE, BUT
WITH DEATH LASERS!
>> Slog: IT'S JUST LIKE THE
SQUIRREL'S STORY!
>> ***: [ BABBLING ]
>> Fart: THEN THIS MUST BE OUR
CYBERWAR!
>> Gweelok: LOOK!
>> YOU'RE GONNA GET IT,
CYBER-FART!
>> IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT,
CYBER-FESTRO!
>> IT'S TIME TO PAY THE PRICE,
CYBER-GWEELOK!
>> YOU SHALL BE EXTERMINATED,
CYBER-SLOG!
>> [ BABBLING ]
>> Festro: WHOA!
>> Gweelok: CYBER-***!
>> [ GASPS ]
[ WEAPONS *** ]
>> Gweelok: OH, ***!
WE'RE NOT YOUR ENEMIES!
WE'RE YOU FROM THE PAST!
>> [ BABBLING ]
[ BEEP ]
OH. THAT'S MUCH BETTER.
THIS WAR IS A WAR OF FRIEND
AGAINST FRIEND.
>> Fart: WE STARTED THE WAR ON
OURSELVES?
>> Gweelok: BUT WHY?
>> FOR THE SAME REASON ANY
PEOPLE FIGHT.
>> Festro: STREET CRED?
>> TELEVISION.
IT WAS THAT MEGAVISION.
THERE WERE TOO MANY CHANNELS.
WE STARTED ARGUING OVER WHAT TO
WATCH ONE DAY.
YOU MUST RETURN TO THE PAST AND
DESTROY THE MEGAVISION.
>> Fart: IS THERE ANYTHING WE
CAN DO FOR YOU?
>> REMOVE MY MASK SO I MAY SEE
YOU ONE LAST TIME.
>> Gweelok: WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT
MASK, ANYWAY?
>> MY FACE IS TOTALLY
GROSS-LOOKING.
YOU SHOULD TURN AWAY.
>> Fart: DON'T BE ASHAMED.
>> NO, BRO.
IT'S GONNA BE TOTALLY UGGO.
>> Festro: OH, WHATEVER.
HOW BAD COULD IT BE?
>> WAIT!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
[ ALL GAG, VOMIT ]
>> Slog: THE OTHER HALF OF MY
SANDWICH!
>> Festro: FAREWELL,
CYBER-***.
>> All: AAAAAAAAAH!
>> Gweelok: WE TIME-TRAVELED
AGAIN!
>> Fart: THIS IS OUR CHANCE!
>> Slog: LET'S DESTROY THE
MEGAVISION!
>> Festro: YEAH!
HEY, WAIT -- THAT'S NOT THE
MEGAVISION.
>> HURRY UP, GUYS!
YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR OUR
MOVIE NIGHT!
>> Festro: SOMEONE'S HERE! HIDE!
>> I'VE GOT THE LASER DISC!
GET READY FOR A BOMBDIGGITY
BODACIOUS MOVIE!
>> RADICAL JOB WITH NEVER GOING
GRAY, GIPPER.
OKAY. I'M READY NOW, GWEELOK.
>> WAIT.
I GOT TO MAKE SOME TRICKLE-DOWN
ECONOMICS.
>> LIKE, TOTALLY GAG ME WITH A
SPOON.
>> [ BABBLING ]
>> Fart: WE'RE IN THE 1980s.
>> Slog: HOW DO WE GET BACK TO
THE PRESENT?
>> Gweelok: IF THROWING UP TAKES
US BACKWARD, EATING TAKES US
FORWARD.
>> Fart: "EATING"?
>> Gweelok: YEAH, YOU KNOW --
EATING OUR OWN BARF.
>> Slog: WHAT?!
>> Gweelok: IT'S OUR ONLY SOURCE
OF TIME-TRAVELING MAYO!
>> Festro: NO...WAY.
I'LL JUST WAIT IT OUT.
I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE THE '80s
WERE THAT LAME.
[ "FOOTLOOSE"-STYLE MUSIC
PLAYS ]
QUICK! EAT IT! EAT IT!
[ ALL MUNCHING ]
>> All: AAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Gweelok: WE'RE IN THE RIGHT
TIME!
LOOK IN THE KITCHEN!
>> Festro: THIS BREAD WAS KINDA
STALE.
>> Gweelok: WE JUST LEFT FOR THE
FUTURE!
>> Festro: NOW'S OUR CHANCE!
LET'S DESTROY THE MEGAVISION!
>> Fart: WAIT.
I THINK SOMEONE SHOULD SAY
SOMETHING.
>> ***: [ CLEARS THROAT ]
[ BABBLING ]
>> Fart: THAT'S BEAUTIFUL,
***.
>> ***: [ BABBLING ]
>> Gweelok: WELL, SURE I
PROGRAMMED THE MEGAVISION TO
TURN INTO A HORRIBLE
DESTROYBOT.
>> ***: [ BABBLING ]
>> Gweelok: WELL, SURE IT CAN
SNEAK UP RIGHT BEHIND US AND
DESTROY US COMPLETELY.
>> ***: [ BABBLING ]
>> Gweelok: WELL, SURE I MAKE
REALLY DUMB DECISIONS SOMETIMES.
>> DESTROY! DESTROY!
>> Fart: WHAT DO WE DO?
>> Festro: LET'S ALL KARATE-CHOP
IT.
>> Slog: BUTT-TO-BUTT COMBAT!
>> Gweelok: NO!
LET'S HACK INTO THE MAINFRAME!
>> ***: [ BABBLING ]
[ INDISTINCT ARGUING ]
>> Fart: THIS IS JUST LIKE HOW
WE CAN'T CHOOSE A CHANNEL TO
WATCH.
>> SEEMS LIKE THEY HAD A BOOK OF
GOOD RULES.
>> Fart: HMM.
[ ARGUING CONTINUES ]
HEY, GUYS, I THINK I KNOW HOW TO
BEAT MEGAVISION.
ACCORDING TO THE VOICE IN MY
HEAD, WE NEED TO WORK TOGETHER.
>> Festro: THAT'S CRAZY ENOUGH
TO WORK!
COME ON, BOYS!
GO, DISGUSTOID FORCE!
[ HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
FORM FEET AND LEGS!
FORM ARMS AND...UH...
I'LL DO THE REST.
>> All: GO, DISGUSTRON!
>> Slog: WE'RE STILL NOT STRONG
ENOUGH!
>> Festro: THERE'S NO WAY TO
STOP TELEVISION!
>> ***: [ BABBLING ]
>> Gweelok: THAT MIGHT WORK!
>> Fart: IF WE WORK TOGETHER.
>> Festro: HEY, MEGAVISION!
>> EH?
>> Festro: FARTY...
>> Fart: [ FARTS ]
>> Festro: ...SNOTTY...
>> Slog: PTOO!
>> Festro: ...KICKBALL!
>> GROSS.
>> Festro: SECRET PLAN, GO!
NOW SNAP OFF ITS ROBOT PARTS SO
IT CAN'T COME AFTER US.
>> Gweelok: WE DID IT!
[ ALL CHEER ]
>> Festro: HEY, FART, WHERE DID
YOU GET THE IDEA TO WORK
TOGETHER?
>> Fart: WELL, WE STARTED THE
CYBERWAR BECAUSE WE COULDN'T
DECIDE WHAT TO WATCH.
BUT SEEING THIS TV BOOK MADE ME
REMEMBER THAT WE CAN DECIDE --
IF WE DO IT TOGETHER.
>> All: AWWW!
>> Slog: A MORAL LESSON FOR THE
KIDS.
>> Gweelok: SO, WHAT DO WE DO
NOW?
>> Festro: PLUG THE TV BACK IN
SO WE'RE NOT BORED.
>> YOU ARE NOW WATCHING THE
ACTION CHANNEL FOR MEN.
>> Festro: PERFECT.
[ INDISTINCT ARGUING ]
>> Fart: STOP!
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO RESOLVE
THIS.
GIVE ME THAT REMOTE RIGHT NOW,
OR CYBERWAR!
>> Festro: BRING IT ON!
>> BEGUN, THE CYBERWAR HAS.
OHHHHH! PRUNES!