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IN ORDER TO PASS I.T., THE TEACHER, ANDRÉS, DECIDED IT WOULD BE NECESSARY...
...TO MAKE A VIDEO
Guys, we have to do the video thing now
'cause we have no longer time.
It's true. We haven't done anything yet.
And we have to do it soon.
Yep, have to be done soon.
- You are right. Gotta be done soon. - Soon. Really soon.
Shut up and let's think what we do!
When do we have to do it?
Soon!
What about The Lords of the Rings?
About gipsies?
No, the J. R. R Tolkien's Lord of the Rings.
Ah--
What is he talking about?
Freaks stuff.
It doesn't have to be a freak thing!
It will start with Frodo in the top of a volcano...
Freak!
Andrea, he is talking! Shh--
I was saying that doesn't have to be so freak.
Look, starts with Frodo in a volcano--
Finally, the moment has come.
My long adventure in order to destroy the ring finds end.
Have crossed Ogres' Spot, Imps' Lagoon,
Orcs' Land and the Mountain of Trigonometry;
here I am and I'll destroy...
- Die! - What...?
I am your father.
Wasn't just the opposite?
You are right!
I am your father.
Noooo!
Ah! Aaaaaaah!
Hurry up! We have to get on the Chamber of Secrets!
Yes, we have to get on the Chamber of Secrets!
I have just said that.
Expelliermus!
What are you doing here? This is The Lord of the Rings!
It is? Well, I am your father.
No, she is my father.
We were brothers, I thought.
No, I'm your putative uncle.
If Sergio and David are siblings...
I won't be ever born!
Noooo!
Such a horrible idea!
We need to spice the video up with something.
Something like...?
Like music!
Sing it!
I love rock 'nd roll,
so put another dime in the jukebox, baby.
I love rock 'nd roll,
so come on, take your time and dance with me!
Yeah!
Neither a single word
nor passionate gesture or looks.
There aren't left tracks of the kisses you gave me before
till the dawn.
What the hell are you doing?
It was rock, wasn't it?
Let's leave it be.
Yes, let's leave it all be 'cause I have a better idea.
Have you ever seen some of that fashiong adds?
Am-a diva, am-a, am-a diva
am-a, am-a diva, am-a, am-a diva
- am-a am-a diva, - Am a diva.
am-a diva, am-a, am-a diva.
Na na na...
Diva is the female version of a hustla,
of a hustla, of-a, of-a hustla.
Na na na, diva is the female version
of a hustla, of a hustla, of-a, of-a hustla...
Hi, what's the time?
My oh my! Sweeties, he's wearing last season's jeans!
Help!
Aaaaaah!
Mónica I will try to explain it in the softest possible way.
Is the most fuc--
WE HAVE TECHNICAL PROBLEMS SORRY
--I've never heard!
Better than that Lord of the 'Grills'.
All right. Any other idea?
And when I say "other idea", I mean "who supports mine?"
We could do a movie!
An action one, like 007.
MIRAMAX PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS
You have been called,
A MICHAEL BAY FILM
Agent 5-40,
to save the Earth one more time.
Dr. Zarius has risen again
and you are the one who can spoil his plans.
Just you can save the world like we all know.
- [TV] What about if I tell you...? - Ehr?
FROM "STUFF EXPLODING 5"'s CREATORS
COMES THIS NEW ADVENTURE
Ha, ha, ha! With the matter-desintegrator ray
Earth will be mine at last!
FULL OF ACTION
TECHNOLOGY
For this mission, you'll have the best means
with an exclusive technology.
Tobacco will finish you off.
You will finish me off, baby.
Oh, Agent 5-40.
LETHAL WEAPON 7
I'll take a photo of you. Say "Cheese".
Ups! this ain't my camera.
Oh! So, Mónica--
Die! Die! Die!
No way. Delete that one, I made a weird sign.
Hey, can I say something?
Can I?
- Sure, Maria Rosa... - Yes, of course...
All your ideas are very good,
but why don't we do a typical Spanish romantic soap-opera?
- Ooooh! - Oooooh... awwh!
A typical Spanish romantic soap-opera... Romantic soap-opera... Soap-opera...
LOVE AMONG CABBAGES
THE SIMPLE-MINDED HANDSOME BOY
THE MAIN CHARACTER GIRL WHO IS KINDNESS ITSELF
THE EVIL WOMAN WHO SPEAKS AND LAUGHS ALOUD ALONE
THE SEXY GARDENER WHO HAS A FINGER IN EVERY PIE
LOVE AMONG CABBAGES
Oh, Federico García de los Dolores Morales Ciudad Feliz,
how much I love you! But, will I dare to tell you?
I'm sure you won't considerate me--
But I love you with all my "corazón"!
Look at that dirty piggy shameless despicable bug-***!
Trying to *** my hombre from me right under my nose!
But she will regret it!
No one can *** Federico García de los Dolores
Morales Ciudad Feliz from me.
And we I'll marry him, I will be able to divorciate and then
own all his propierties.
What do you want, Vanesa María?
I was wondering if you'd like to visit with me the properties
you inherited from your "papaíto".
Ay, Vanesa María Azucena del Campo de los Higos Pochos,
why do you always want to see my properties?
Because they are beautiful, "no más".
Ay, Enriqueta Azucena, what's wrong?
Nothing, just that Vanesa María has gone with Federico García,
and I, Enriqueta Azul de las Cáscaras de Melón, you'll see,
I'm just in love with him!
Wait, what was my name?
Don't you worry, Ramón. Nothing can be fixed now.
You are wrong, Enriqueta. There's one thing that can be.
What thing?
Ay, Enriqueta Azucena, I have been "ardientemente" in love with you
since the very first day I saw your face, when you mixed up me and a wall
and tried to hang a picture in my forehead.
Ay, just because I love decorations, "no más".
Ay, what are you two doing here?
Sister!
You two can't get married!
Why not?
Because that *** will inherite your "papá"'s propierties
and I will inherite nothing, then!
That's why you were keen on me!
I should have realised when you dropped me on the stairs
and tried to stick a dagger in my neck!
I must "disculparme", Enriqueta, I've been blind all this whole time,
thinking Vanesa María loved me,
will you marry me?
I asked first, "no más".
So, Enriqueta, wich one do you chose then?
Both of you!
Hey, look, it's Rocío.
Hey, guys.
What's up? What are you doing?
Thinking about Andres' video. We are just blank.
Why don't you do a musical?
Where have you been
all my life?
All my life...
Where have you been all my life?
Where have you been all my life?
Where have you been all my life?
Where have you been all my life?
A rock musical, then.
- Because you said. - Do you want to?
No, that idea is poo.
You are poo.
Excuse me, if I'm poo is because I want to.
- Freak, you freak! - You pay, out of here!
- When it is not, it is not. - I don't like not of all this--
Well, do you know what are we doing?
We are recording everything, joining,
and every one is satisfied.
I'll be satisfied if I want to.
- Yes, Andrea is right. -Yeah. All right.
I can't belive it, we failed the video.
I can't belive it, I failed.
What does Sergio think about?
It was such a horrible video.
That's true.
I think it was my fault.
If I hadn't been so selfish and stubborn about my idea,
we would have done a better video.
Don't say a word. I was pig-headed too.
If we had done teamwork, we would have got an A.
-Yes, yes. - Yeah.
Hey, which idea was the last one?
You can dance,
you can jive...
Having the time of your life!
See that girl,
watch the scene...
Dig in the dancing queen!