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hey, what up? it’s been a while
how’s your wife, how’s your dog, how’s your child?
let’s do this everybody listen to this
time for the state of the union last year was wack but now we got a new one
fresh out the shrink wrap and i think that if we try, we can do what we never thought we could do, son
because our *** aren’t quite as broke and our foreign policy’s not as much of
a joke dreamin up imaginary enemies and droppin bombs
like we mixed mushrooms and coke
so listen up kids let me teach you about the government
guys wearin ties all decide how all your money’s spent
i try to make as much change as i can but i can’t seem to get it past man with
the spray tan
this year i won’t abide by that imma introduce john boehner’s face to my
*** slap believe me, 2013’s gonna be
the best damn year your grandpappy’s ever seen
and no one can stop us from makin history [makin history]
not even the man whose orange tan is a mystery [a mystery]
why is he so tan? is he an oompa loompa out on the lam?
is he snooki & jwoww’s number one fan
it’s really weird to be so tan
you lie the constitution is orange and so am i
In you're in need or got lots and lots if you're clean or you're on the rocks
if you're a *** or a proper WASP I don't give a HOOO if you're green like you're
roger klotz or bright red like sriracha sauce
forrest gump told me life is a chocolate box you never know what you're gonna get so love
every flavor like you got a big crate of otterpops baby this america
bright orange, be carrot top you could grow up, be president
you could be a dinosaur you be a triceratop
I got a terra cotta body and a lot women want it baby I'm so orange
red White and orange freedom is a word that rhymes with orange
alright someone get me a tissue i’ll compromise on the skin tone issue
but if i do you compromise too instead of *** about all the things i do
according to the haters, i do everything wrong alright, then put your tin foil hats on
if you blame me for stupid ***, i’ll show you what stupid *** is
from now on, we all follow sharia law, ***
nah, i won’t abide by that imma introduce john boehner’s face to my
*** slap believe you me, 2013’s gonna be
the best damn year your grandpappy’s ever seen
what about 1999? NO what about 1865? NO
what about 1777? NO what about 1611? HELL NO
what about 1539? NO what about 1455? NO
what about 1334? NO or -6 when Jesus was born? uh uh
what about -413? NO when greece was still a democracy? NO
what about negative a million one? NO when a dude was born with opposable thumbs? NAH
what about negative a hundred million? NO
when dinosaurs were smashin and killin? NO what about the year the Earth was made? WELL…
and Ice Cube said it was a good day? MAYBE
and Ice Cube said it was a good day? MAYBE