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So, are you going to finally make it happen with Jake?
What?! He likes you!
I think he's a boyscout, in the best possible way.
I'm in love with Jake!
Look, if you're not going to make a move on Jake, you better make sure Maggie is too drunk to walk the line.
Hey Maggie, I think it's about time to shotgun another beer.
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Look, I can't tell you how to pee, okay?
Oh ***! I'm so sorry!
Jake actually physically disgusts me.
I know what you want to talk about... Girls.
One girl, Sarah.
Adrian is so beautiful, like some lost poet from the past.
He's mine, and he doesn't even know it yet.
Oh, I so see no one signed your cast... can I sign it?
And if you ever need a ride...
You're coming down stairs, right?
Yeah...
Sarah, why'd you do it?
I thought she didn't like him anymore.
You wouldn't even know Jake, if it wasn't for me!
and then I find you, and you're going at it like wild hyenas!
Why did I have to be Caesar?
Hey, you wanted to be Caesar, remember?
It's kind of embarrassing.
What? What do you have to be embarrassed for?
Oh my god! Colin thank goodness it's you, I thought you were like Mom or Dad.
Wait! Don't come over here! Please?
Why?
I lost my toga.
I can't believe your brother just saw me naked.
He didn't see you naked!
How do you know?
You ran off before he could come in, and his friend.
Who's his friend?
Slake, you know he's got curly-curly hair, and like really really good cheek bones?
A stone cold fox!
No guy would ever want you!
Ah! No, not right--Aaah!
I just shat, in this bag!