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(meowwww) Get that *** man!
Get that ***, off the table!
(strange noise)
Ok, gentlemen. Let's begin our games of Dungeons and Dragons.
Oh Yeah..
So now, you enter a dungeon
and you encounter...
A Dragon.
Like, really? We're playing Dungeons and Dragons, and we're entering dungeons and there's a dragon.
and it's like that, every single time.
What do you suggest then?
Here's an idea, how about we mix things up a bit?
(Strange noises)
Ok, so you enter a tavern and you see this girl walking out to you.
:It's Barbie. :no, no
:It's got to be barbie :no, it's not barbie. Why are you so obsessed with barbie! :I'm not obsessed with barbie
Remember this one time you kissed this barbie doll?!
it happened, one time! one freaking time! This year You didn't even catch me, both of you.
Yeah, except for that kid in isle number 3!
:no! kids lie. there are no physical... :what do you mean kids lie? Kids don't lie. :kids lie.
:Kids do lie :we have to have this one game, one game. Where we could interact and do any, and you think of barbie?
:are you serious? :we play dugeons and dragons. :ETC!
:can you pass the rice? :this is good man. :thanks
so anyway, this girl walks up to you in the tavern. She's looking pretty frail, very petit.
ohhhh, stop-stop man. I like girls like that, the young girls 12 to 15 years old. i'll *** them.
what the, what the hell's wrong with you man?
that's what you call ***.
OMG! OMG! OMG. ***, *** alert!
you're like 6 yr. older than that.
*** ALERT!
:are you sure you want to do this? :hell yeah man! :are you sure she's too young for you?
love is blind, age doesn't matter. that what they say right?
:you gonna ask her out? :fine-fine. :i'm ready.
(meoowww) :ah ***, ah ***. :you okay?
just one second.
ah man-ah man.
:don't worry man there's plenty other fish in the sea. :yeah :There's like tuna, and mackerel, and there's dory.
I'm sure she's the one man. I'm sure...
ah-man ah-man, you can never be too sure man.
ok! Dungeon master, to the nearest bar!
:shot! shot! shot! : come on man! you can do this, you can do this! Come on! come on! :Awww Yeah!! (Wooh!)
dude, I kinda wrote a song for you, about you getting rejected. So that you feel better.
:oh God, another song. :great. :it's gonna be a good song.
I don't know.
anyway this song is called.
this song is called
"WOMEN" :sure it is.
(catchy tune)
"women, they make you cryyy.."
"Women" :that is not a break-up song.
"You'll be alright..."
ohh, that sucks.
that sucks.
"Women, will make you cry!!!"
(awwooo)
:that is a good song, that is a good song. I take all I said back. :thank you.
So? you want to keep playing?
(hmmpf.)
:no, :why? :no, I don't want to.
:there's like too many girls. :come on!
ok, so ahh..
we went to a bar because of a girl.
so, how about this. so you enter a dungeon, you see a dragon.
YEAHHHH!!!
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