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- EXTRA! EXTRA! BLOO STARTS A NEW NEWSPAPER!
READ ALL ABOUT IT, "IT" REFERRING TO THE NEW NEWSPAPER STARTED BY BLOO,
AND ALL ABOUT REFERRING TO THE EXTENT OF THE INFORMATION
THAT YOU WILL BE RECEIVING ABOUT SAID "IT."
- LISTEN UP, KID, AND WRITE THIS DOWN.
LOOK QUICK AND THINK SHARP. WE'RE RUNNING A PAPER HERE, NOT A SLOWPOKERY.
- WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT?
- ALL NEWSPAPERMEN TALK LIKE THIS, SEE?
AND YOU ADD WORDS AT THE END OF YOUR SENTENCES, LIKE "SEE," SEE?
AND YOU GOT TO CALL EVERYONE "KID" AND "MAC."
- BUT MY NAME IS MAC.
- THAT'S RIGHT, MAC, IT IS, MAC. I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK...MAC.
NOW WE GOT A DEADLINE COMING UP FOR TOMORROW'S HEADLINE. WHAT YOU GOT FOR ME?
- "COCO WINS SPELLING BEE."
- I LIKE THAT, BUT IT NEEDS A LITTLE P-I-Z-Z-A.
- PIZZA? - NO, PIZZAZZ.
HOW'S ABOUT "BLOO WINS SPELLING BEE"?
AND THAT'S "BLOO" IN BIG, BOLD LETTERS.
THAT'S WHAT SELLS PAPERS, KID. HOW'S ABOUT YOU, MAC?
- YOU MEAN WILT. - THAT'S WHAT I SAID, MAC. YOU GOT A HEADLINE?
- OH, UM... "FOSTER'S KITCHEN GETS AWESOME NEW SINK."
- HMM. HOW'S ABOUT "BLOO GETS AWESOME NEW SINK"?
- WELL, UH-- - YOU'RE RIGHT!
LET'S JUST SAY, "BLOO'S AWESOME." SHORT AND SWEET.
- BUT I PUT EVERYTHING BUT THE KITCHEN SINK INTO THAT KITCHEN SINK STORY.
- MASTER BLOOREGARD! STOP THE PRESSES AT ONCE!
- WHAT?
- I WOULD LIKE TO COMMEND YOU ON THIS CRACKERJACK NEWSPAPER.
- YEAH? - INDEED!
IN THIS AGE OF THE INFORMATION HIGHWAY AND THE TELEVISION,
IT IS ENCOURAGING TO SEE SOMEONE EMBRACE GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED INK AND PAPER
FOR THEIR DAILY DOSE OF NEWSHAWKERY.
3 CHEERS FOR THE NEWSMAN!
- HIP, HIP, HUZZAH! HIP, HIP, HUZZAH! HIP, HIP, HUZZAH!
- MR. HERRIMAN, PLEASE COME TO THE FOYER.
MR. HERRIMAN TO THE FOYER, PLEASE!
- MISS FRANCIS, I DON'T RECALL GIVING YOU LOUDSPEAKER PRIVILEGES.
- THERE'S SOMEONE HERE TO SEE YOU.
- I'VE COME TO SEE MY FAVORITE RABBIT.
NOW, COME UP THE STAIRS RIGHT NOW, DAGNABBIT.
- OH! IT CANNOT BE!
- EXTRA, EXTRA. WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS.
I MEAN, COME ON! WHAT COULD BE A BIGGER DEAL THAN ME AND MY NEWSPAPER?
IF YOU RECALL, I AM THE BEST--
- BEST IMAGINARY FRIEND EVER!
- HUH?
- IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE
THAT I WELCOME THE FIRST, ORIGINAL,
AND MOST DECORATED FRIEND BACK TO FOSTER'S.
WELCOME HOME, UNCLE POCKETS!
- I REPEAT, HUH?
- AH, A FINE QUESTION THAT YOU POSE,
AND I'D BE TICKLED TO ANSWER IN GRATUITOUS PROSE.
WHEN I WAS FIRST IMAGINED, I WAS HAPPY AS COULD BE.
BUT THROUGH THE YEARS, MY BOY MATURED AND HE GREW TOO OLD FOR ME.
WITHOUT A HOME TO CALL MY OWN, I WANDERED IN THE STREETS,
UNTIL I MET A SWEET OLD MADAME, AND SHE SAID, "COME WITH ME!"
SHE TOOK ME IN, GAVE ME A BED, AND 3 SQUARE MEALS A DAY.
THROUGH THE YEARS, I WATCHED FOSTER'S GROW BUT NOT LONG DID I STAY.
A SWEET LITTLE GIRL ADOPTED ME AND I BECAME HER FRIEND,
BUT SHE, TOO, GREW AND RETURNED ME HERE, WHERE I WAS ADOPTED AGAIN AND AGAIN.
♪ I'M A PROFESSIONAL FRIEND, IMAGINARY ♪
♪ I'VE HAD KIDS TALL, SHORT, AND HAIRY ♪
♪ I'M A PROFESSIONAL FRIEND, IMAGINARY ♪
♪ I'M AGREEABLE TO ALL EXCEPT DAIRY ♪
- HOW MANY KIDS HAVE YOU HAD?
- MORE THAN YOU CAN COUNT.
- BUT DON'T YOU EVER MISS THEM?
- NOT EVEN A SMALL AMOUNT.
♪ I'M A PROFESSIONAL FRIEND, IMAGINARY ♪
♪ UPON RETURN, I'M NEVER WARY ♪
♪ I'M A PROFESSIONAL FRIEND, IMAGINARY ♪
♪ I LOVE EVERYONE ♪
♪ EXCEPT GARY ♪
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
JUST KIDDING! HA HA HA!
♪ I'M A PROFESSIONAL FRIEND, IMAGINARY ♪
♪ I'M TOPS ON THE BEST FRIEND LIST ♪
♪ I'M A PROFESSIONAL FRIEND, IMAGINARY ♪
♪ THE BEST FRIEND TO EXIST ♪
♪ THE BEST FRIEND TO EXIST ♪
♪ THE BEST FRIEND TO EXIST ♪
♪ THE BEST FRIEND TO EXIST ♪
[ALL CHEERING]
- [SCOFFS] ANYONE CAN DO THAT!
♪ LA LA LA, LOOK AT ME DANCING AROUND ♪
♪ MY NAME'S BLOO, I'M THE BEST...AROUND ♪
- YOU JUST RHYMED "AROUND" WITH "AROUND."
- "YOU JUST RHYMED AROUND AND AROUND."
- WELL, I'M OFF TO MY ROOM FOR A POST-SONG NAP.
NO VISITORS, PLEASE, OR ELSE I'LL SNAP.
SERIOUSLY, I WILL.
HA HA HA HA!
KIDDING! I'M KIDDING! I'M JUST KIDDING. I'M PLAYING.
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
- DOESN'T ANYBODY SEE HOW PHONY THAT GUY IS? I MEAN, COME ON!
- WHAT? UNCLE POCKETS SEEMS GREAT.
- HE'S NOT GREAT, UNLESS, BY "GREAT,"
YOU MEAN A TOTAL ATTENTION HOG WHO THINKS HE'S BETTER THAN ME AND MY NEWSPAPER.
- SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S A LITTLE JEALOUS.
- NOT JEALOUS,
JOURNALIS...T!
I HEARD THAT!
ALL I KNOW IS, I'M GOING TO START ASKING QUESTIONS.
- THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
WE SHOULD WRITE A STORY ABOUT UNCLE POCKETS FOR OUR NEWSPAPER!
- RIGHT, A SCATHING EXPOSE
THAT'S GOING TO REVEAL HIM FOR WHAT HE TRULY IS!
- WHAT IS HE?
- I DON'T KNOW,
BUT THAT POCKETS GOT SOMETHING TO HIDE,
AND I WON'T REST UNTIL I GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT!
- DINNERTIME.
- OOH! PIZZA NIGHT!
BEST IMAGINARY FRIEND EVER, HUH?
HE'S USING A KNIFE FOR PIZZA.
♪ SUSPICIOUS ♪
QUENCHING YOUR THIRST, EH?
♪ SUSPICIOUS ♪
WASHING THE OLD HANDS, EH?
♪ SUSPICIOUS ♪
- I'M SORRY, BLOO, BUT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE,
UNCLE POCKETS ISN'T "A SMELLY, LYING DOO-DOO HEAD."
- EL ES UN HOMBRE MUY BUENO.
- UNCLE POCKETS HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY KIND TO ME.
- A PERFECT GENTLEMAN.
- NICEST GUY I EVER MET.
- HMM. WHATEVER, BLOO.
- [CHIRPING]
- THE BEST IMAGINARY FRIEND EVER.
[PENCIL SNAPS]
- "BEST IMAGINARY FRIEND EVER."
WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!
- "CRAZED UNCLE POCKETS CUTS CHEESE...PIZZA"?
"POCKETS CAN'T WASH AWAY GUILT"?
"EVIL UNCLE CAN'T QUENCH THIRST FOR EVIL"?
BLOO, THIS IS ALL LIES.
- OH, YEAH? IF IT'S A LIE, WHY IS IT IN THE NEWSPAPER?
- BECAUSE YOU PUT IT IN THERE.
- [SIGHS] LISTEN, KID,
IT'S CALLED JOUR-NA-LIS-ER-RUM,
AND AS JOURNALISTS, OUR NUMBER-ONE DUTY IS TO SELL PAPERS AT ALL COSTS,
EVEN IF THAT MEANS EXAGGERATING AND BLOWING THINGS OUT OF PROPORTION.
FOR INSTANCE, I'VE SEEN HEADLINES THAT SAY, "BIGFOOT MARRIES ALIEN."
- THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
- WELL, DUH!
WE ALL KNOW BIGFOOT IS A LONER AND WOULD NEVER GET MARRIED.
BENDING THE TRUTH TO MAKE STORIES MORE EXCITING
IS WHAT BEING A REPORTER'S ALL ABOUT.
- BLOO, BEING A REPORTER IS ABOUT REPORTING THE FACTS.
IT'S ABOUT GOING TO THE SOURCE AND ASKING REAL, HONEST QUESTIONS,
WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
HEY, UNCLE POCKETS.
WE WERE WONDERING IF YOU WOULD DO AN INTERVIEW WITH US FOR THE FOSTER'S NEWSPAPER.
- SURE, YOUNG MAC AND BLOO. I'LL DO YOUR INTERVIEW.
I'M ALWAYS A SUPPORTER OF A NEWSPAPER REPORTER.
- GREAT!
OUR FIRST QUESTION IS,
NOW THAT YOU'RE BACK, IS THERE ANYONE YOU'RE MOST HAPPY TO SEE?
- ALL THE FRIENDS I'M GLAD TO SEE UPON THE HOUSE'S ROSTER:
COCO, WILT, ED, DENNIS, BUT MOSTLY MADAME FOSTER.
- MADAME FOSTER, EH?
♪ SUSPICIOU-- ♪
- OK, NEXT QUESTION:
DOES IT MAKE YOU SAD TO HAVE TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO SO MANY OF YOUR KIDS?
- YEAH. HAS IT DRIVEN YOU MAD?
- BLOO.
- IT ISN'T GOOD-BYE BECAUSE I LIVE ON IN THEIR HEART.
AS A PROFESSIONAL FRIEND, I'VE DONE MY PART.
- [SCOFFS] PLEASE!
- YOU SEE, WHILE I CARED FOR MY CHILD, I KEPT MY EMOTIONS IN LINE.
I MOVE ON TO ANOTHER, AND EVERYTHING'S FINE.
DON'T TOUCH THAT!
I--I'M SORRY. I JUST, UH--HEH!
THERE'S NOTHING TO LOOK AT.
NOW, OFF, OFF. I BID YOU ADIEU.
I HAVE A FEW THINGS THAT I NEED TO TEND TO.
- ♪ SUSPI-- ♪
OW!
DID YOU SEE THE WAY HE SLAMMED THAT SUITCASE?
HE'S TOTALLY HIDING SOMETHING!
- UH, YOU WERE GOING THROUGH HIS STUFF.
- IT'S CALLED INVESTI...MATIVE JOURNAL...ERISM.
- YOU MEAN "INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM," AND NO, IT'S NOT.
LOOK, ALL DAY YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO PROVE THAT HE'S SOME CRAZY MANIAC,
BUT ALL YOU'VE PROVEN IS THAT YOU'RE A CRAZY MANIAC.
- YEAH, CRAZY ABOUT FINDING THE TRUTH.
- BUT YOU'RE NOT TELLING THE--AH!
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS! I'M GOING TO WRITE MY OWN, HONEST ARTICLE.
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
- YOU CAN'T! I NEED YOUR HELP!
NO MATTER HOW HARD I'VE TRIED, I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING--
♪ SUSPICIOUS ♪
--ABOUT THIS GUY!
HE'S GREAT. EVERYONE LOVES HIM.
HE'S GOT, LIKE, A MILLION POCKETS FILLED WITH COOL STUFF.
HOW'S A POCKETLESS NEWSIE LIKE ME EVER GOING TO COMPETE WITH--
THE BEST IMAGINARY FRIEND EVER?
[SCOFFS] UNCLE POCKETS.
THINKS HE'S SO HOT AND...
AND IS, AND EVERYONE LOVES HIM...
[MUTTERING] ...AND RIGHTFULLY SO.
- YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH IT.
- YOU WON'T SEE IT COMING. I'M REALLY QUITE CUNNING.
- BUT I KNOW YOUR CHECKERED PAST.
- CHECKERED PAST?
- OOH, VERY CLEVER, BUT I'LL GET YOU YET.
I'M ABOUT TO MAKE A MOVE YOU'LL NEVER FORGET.
- [GASPS] HE REALLY IS UP TO SOMETHING!
[DOOR CREAKING]
JUST, UH, CHECKING OUT THE, UH...WALL.
LOOKS GOOD.
- NO, STOP! YOU SHOULDN'T!
- BUT IT'S A GOOD DEED. A GOOD DEED INDEED.
- IS HE STEALING THE DEED TO THE HOUSE?
JUST, UH--I'M CLEANING THE WINDOWS
WITH MY, UH...NOTEPAD.
[SPITTING]
[SPIRALS SCREECHING ON GLASS]
- YOU SHOULDN'T!
- IT'S THE HUMANE THING TO DO. THERE ISN'T A DOUBT.
MADAME FOSTER'S SO OLD, WE NEED TO HAVE HER RUBBED OUT.
- [GASPS] - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS!
- CAN'T YOU SEE? IT'LL PUT HER OUT OF HER MISERY.
- [WHIMPERS]
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
- HEY, YOU, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
SPEAK ONE WORD, AND MY PLAN IS RUINED!
- BUT--I JUST-- I DIDN'T HEAR A WORD! AAH!
MAC! MAC!
YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE IT!
- PROBABLY NOT.
- UNCLE POCKETS IS GOING TO GET RID OF MADAME FOSTER!
- UH-HUH.
- DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
- THAT WE'LL HAVE TO RESCUE MADAME FOSTER
FROM A TERRIBLE, HORRIFIC, GRUESOME FATE?
- WELL, YEAH, THAT, BUT IT ALSO MEANS
I'M THE BEST IMAGINARY FRIEND EVER, AGAIN!
- FOUND IT. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'VE GOT A LEAD TO FOLLOW.
- BUT WAIT! WHAT ABOUT WHAT I JUST TOLD YOU,
ABOUT ME BEING THE BEST FRIEND EVER?
ER, I MEAN ABOUT UNCLE POCKETS WANTING TO GET RID OF MADAME FOSTER?
- BLOO, YOU EVER READ THE STORY ABOUT THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF?
- YOU KNOW I DON'T READ.
- MAYBE YOU SHOULD START.
- OK, THERE'S A BOY WHO LIES.
LIES SOME MORE, AGAIN WITH THE LYING.
FINALLY, HE TELLS THE TRUTH, NOBODY BELIEVES HIM,
HE GETS EATEN BY A WOLF.
WELL, THAT WAS A COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME.
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
NEWSROOM.
- BLOO! - MAC?
GLAD YOU CALLED.
THAT IS THE LAST TIME I TAKE A BOOK RECOMMENDATION FROM YOU.
- BLOO, LISTEN. I DID SOME RESEARCH.
I FOUND THE TRUTH. I KNOW ALL ABOUT POCKETS.
- WELL, LOOK WHO'S COME CRAWLING BACK.
SO YOU FINALLY BELIEVE THE WOLF.
HOW LITTLE-BOY-WHO-CRIED OF YOU.
- WHAT? AH, JUST LISTEN TO ME.
UNCLE POCKETS IS A--
- TIME FOR BED, BLOO.
- [GULPS, WHIMPERS]
- SLEEP TIGHT.
- [STRAINING]
[SLAM]
[STRAINING]
AAH!
WILT!
- [SNORING]
- COCO?
- [SNORING, HUMMING]
- EDUARDO!
- [SNORING]
- AH! COME ON!
[INHALES]
- [WOMAN SCREAMING]
- [GASPS]
[STRAINING]
- AAAH!
- [SCREAMING]
[WHIMPERING]
AHHH.
[BRANCH CRACKING]
[CLANG, THUD]
- [STRAINING] EDUARDO!
EDUARDO!
- [SNORING]
- UNCLE POCKETS, HAVE YOU RECEIVED YOUR MORNING EDITION OF THE "FOSTER'S GAZETTE"?
AND HAS ANYONE SEEN MASTER BLOOREGARD?
[CLATTERING]
- [STRAINING]
NOT SO FAST!
- WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN?
- I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
- [WHISPERING] No need to cause a scene.
S-STOP LOOKING AT ME WITH SUCH DISDAIN.
PLEASE, I CAN EXPLAIN!
- NO, ALLOW ME.
IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT
WHEN EVERYONE'S FAVORITE UNCLE POCKETS ARRIVED.
- THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS. IT WAS MORNING AND QUITE SUNNY.
- I SAID ALLOW ME.
[THUNDER]
IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT,
AND I KNEW FROM THE MOMENT I LAID EYES ON HIM
THAT UNCLE POCKETS WAS NO GOOD.
- [LAUGHING DEVILISHLY]
- I HAD A HUNCH HE HAD SOMETHING TO HIDE,
AND SO DID MADAME FOSTER!
"I KNOW YOUR CHECKERED PAST!"
BUT NOTHING COULD PREPARE ME FOR WHAT THIS SO-CALLED
"BEST IMAGINARY FRIEND EVER" HAD IN MIND!
"I'M ABOUT TO MAKE A MOVE YOU'LL NEVER FORGET!"
"NO! STOP! YOU SHOULDN'T!"
"BUT IT'S A GOOD DEED!
A GOOD DEED INDEED!"
"MADAME FOSTER'S TOO OLD!
WE NEED TO HAVE HER RUBBED OUT!"
[SOUTHERN ACCENT] "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS!
I DO DECLARE!"
- HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
WHY AM I SUDDENLY A SOUTHERN BELLE?
- UM, I'M TELLING THE STORY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
POCKETS KNEW I WAS ON HIS TRAIL,
THAT I'D EXPOSE HIM FOR THE UNCLE HE REALLY WAS.
SO HE DID ALL HE COULD TO KEEP ME QUIET.
BUT HE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN, YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD REPORTER DOWN!
- [ROARING]
- AAAH!
I FOUGHT VALIANTLY, BUT, ALAS, I WAS DEFEATED
BECAUSE POCKETS IS A CHEATER.
A BIG, STINKING, HIT-YOU-IN-THE-FACE- WITH-A-SHOVEL CHEATER!
- [ALL GASP]
- UNCLE POCKETS RETURNED TO FOSTER'S
SO HE COULD STEAL THE DEED TO THE HOUSE
AND TURN OUR HOME INTO A SWEATSHOP,
WHERE HE'LL FORCE US ALL TO MAKE...
UH...
POCKETS!
- [ALL GASP]
- OF COURSE, THE CRUX OF HIS PLAN WAS MADAME FOSTER,
THE GRAND DAME BEHIND THE JOINT AND THE KEEPER OF THE PURSE STRINGS!
FOR HIS PLAN TO WORK, POCKETS HAD TO GET RID OF THE OLD BIRD,
GET RID OF HER FOR GOOD!
- [WOMAN SCREAMING]
- [ALL GASP]
- AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING.
OR IN THIS CASE, THAT MOUND OF DIRT!
- NO!
[RIP]
- OH, WOE IS ME! MY SECRET'S REVEALED,
AFTER ALL OF THESE YEARS THAT I'VE KEPT IT CONCEALED!
- OH, MADAME FOSTER!
WHAT HAS HE DONE TO YOU?
- [ALL GASP] - WHA?
- FOR SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN BURIED UNDER A PILE OF DIRT, YOU LOOK POSITIVELY RADIANT.
- THOSE MUD BATHS SURE DO WONDERS.
- I REPEAT, WHA?
- BLOO, MY BOY, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG.
ALLOW ME TO CLARIFY. IT WON'T TAKE LONG.
YOU SAY YOU HEARD OF MY CHECKERED PAST.
WE WERE PLAYING A GAME AND HAVING A BLAST.
AND FOR THE DEED...
AND THE RUBBING OUT...
AND THE KNIFE THAT YOU SAW,
IT WAS MERELY A GIFT, A TRIP TO THE DAY SPA.
- [SCREAMING]
- SO EXCITED WAS MADAME FOSTER THAT SHE LET OUT A YELL.
IT WAS A CRY OF EXCITEMENT, NOT ONE FOR HELP.
- OH.
WELL, YEAH.
DUH! OH, WAIT!
THEN WHAT THE HECK IS ALL THIS JUNK,
HUUUUH?
- ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN.
- [ALL GASP] - OK.
UM, AS I WAS SAYING,
WHILE BLOO WAS OFF BEING, WELL, BLOO,
I WAS DOING A LITTLE INVESTIGATING OF MY OWN.
WHILE RESEARCHING MY ARTICLE ON UNCLE POCKETS,
I DECIDED TO TRACK DOWN SOME OF THE KIDS HE LIVED WITH.
- FOUND 'EM!
- I WAS SURPRISED TO LEARN
THAT UNCLE POCKETS WAS MORE ATTACHED
TO HIS KIDS THAN HE LET ON.
- UNCLE POCKETS SURE WAS SAD WHEN IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO LET HIM GO.
HE ASKED FOR SOMETHING TO REMEMBER ME BY,
SO I GAVE HIM THE BASEBALL WE USED TO PLAY CATCH WITH.
- I GAVE HIM A NECKLACE WE MADE TOGETHER.
- ONE OF MY BABY TEETH.
- MY FAVORITE DOLL.
- THE CABOOSE FROM MY TRAIN SET.
- AND THAT'S WHEN I REMEMBERED THE SUITCASE.
- DON'T TOUCH THAT!
- BLOO WAS RIGHT. UNCLE POCKETS DID HAVE SOMETHING TO HIDE.
IN FACT, EVERY TIME HE RETURNED TO FOSTER'S HE HAD SOMETHING TO HIDE.
AND HE HID EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THOSE SOMETHINGS IN THAT SACK,
WHICH HE KEPT BURIED IN THE YARD SO NO ONE WOULD KNOW.
AM I RIGHT, UNCLE POCKETS?
- I CAN NO LONGER DENY IT. WHAT YOU SAY IS THE TRUTH.
- HA! I KNEW IT!
SORT OF.
- I MUST HAND IT TO YOU, MAC. YOU'RE ONE INCREDIBLE SLEUTH.
- BUT WHY, UNCLE POCKETS? WHY DID YOU NEED TO KEEP YOUR KEEPSAKES A SECRET?
- STAYING DETACHED WAS MY PRIDE AS A PROFESSIONAL FRIEND.
NOW THAT YOU KNOW I'M A SAP, YOUR RESPECT FOR ME WILL SURELY END.
- I'LL SAY.
- THAT'S ABSURD!
THERE IS NO SHAME IN LOVING YOUR CHILD.
- COLLECTING MEMENTOS IS A WORTHWHILE ENDEAVOR.
- AND TO US, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE
THE BEST IMAGINARY FRIEND EVER!
YAY!
- WAIT! WAIT! I'M NOT DONE!
INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!
IF YOU'RE THE BEST IMAGINARY FRIEND EVER,
WHO'S THE SECOND-BEST IMAGINARY FRIEND EVER?
COME ON! LOVE ME, TOO!
I'M A HARD-HITTING, TAKE-NO-PRISONERS REPORTER!
I SOLVED THIS WHOLE MYSTERY!
- NO, YOU DIDN'T. I DID.
- I WAS CREATED BY THE GUY WHO SOLVED THE MYSTERY!
DOESN'T THAT COUNT FOR SOMETHING?
- EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
THE BEST IMAGINARY FRIEND EVER WAS ADOPTED AGAIN!
- [SNORING]
- THAT'S VERY NICE, BLOO.
- YEAH, YEAH, I'M A PEACH.
- GLAD TO SEE YOU SOFTENED UP ON UNCLE POCKETS.
- WHATEVER. I WAS JUST GLAD TO GET RID OF THE GUY.
NOW I CAN FOCUS ON THE IMPORTANT, HARD-HITTING JOURNALISM
THIS PAPER IS KNOWN FOR.
- MEANING STORIES ABOUT YOU?
- OH, YEAH.
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