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Zdenka, your fake liar!
It was for my nephew's own good! You can not expect that I let my own flesh and blood live in a fake marriage!
Forget it! I'll go back in time and prevent that I ever had sex with Rick so that none of this would have happened!
No, Cara! Stop! You don't understand! There will be a time paradox! You can't imagine the consequences of this!
Cara is damn well intelligence freed if she thinks I'm just going to watch while she destroys universe!
Boring! Damn dull it is to sit here and rot! What am I supposed to do?
Oh I know! I call Rick over for a little bedfun!
Cara, stop immediately!
Stop with your idiotic plans about destroying our universe!
I do not seek to destroy universe,
just to stop myself from having sex with Rick so that none of this would have happened!
Which will cause a time paradox, because you prevent an event that have already happened,
which is an impossibility that means that no time can exist!
Go back immediately before someone sees you!
No way! I'm ringing the door bell now, whether you like it or not.
Wow, that was fast!
Cara! I am your future self and I just want to say: Do not have sex with Rick!
Zdenka will see you and then she'll send you away in a time machine so that ...
Oops bulb blew. 'll fix it before Rick comes here.
But I will listen to you, uh I mean me.
Don't listen to what my crazy client said, dear neighbor. She is from a mental hospital.
How could she be so like me, then?
Plastic surgery, probably? Don't come and say that you have not had one yourself too.
Aha, I see.
Wouldn't I have remembered all this, if there's only one single timeline?
In case that past-Cara wouldn't listen to me, will at least this mixture make her forget a few things.
I'll also take away the blinds so that she won't have a chance.
Cara! Never think for just one second that you can outsmart me, you ***!
Now, you come home with me, or I'll make sure you never will.
I will not let that happen! Come on, Zdenka!
All my valuables and heirlooms have been stolen and I would like to have them back.
All of my heirlooms have been lost, so you must retrieve them from my ancestors.
No, are you crazy?!
And dare not return until you've found it all! Farewell to you!
No, no!
What a horrible nightmare! I dreamed that Zdenka and I switched places!
I wish I could let go of all this one day.
Good morning, Cara! How are you doing?
What are you doing here?! Get lost!
Hey, that wasn't a very nice way to say hello to your dear neighbor, was it?
I would like to invite you for lunch at 12 noon today.
And what makes you think that I'm going to come? You have ruined my life!
Because I'll evict you if you don't!
I have bought this property from your landlord.
See you at 12 if you don't want to be homeless. Ciao!
I see that you have made some changes around here.
Well, when I got my heirlooms back, I decided to do that.
I've bought lots of expensive curtains from the Middle East and wines from Italy.
Oh, how could you afford it?
It's irrelevant right now. The thing is that you're going to get a new assignment.
No, never! I'll not go away on another suicide mission for you!
Take it easy! It's not as bad this time. Your first task will be to wash up after yourself.
Well, I guess I can cope.
Your second task is to retrieve a treasure from the Sahara Desert.
I have marked places on this globe where there are treasures, told by a professor of treasureology in 1792.
Sahara Desert? Are you nuts? Never!
I told you, I will not do any more missions for you!
Then just pack your bags and say hello to your new roommate Container-Carl!
I would rather live in a container than in a coffin! I refuse!
Well, you don't have to, if you do something else for me. Follow me.
What is this, then?
I have bought some new fun stuff that I want you to try.
Still another time machine, isn't it? Forget it!
No, it's not a time machine. Get in there now.
I promise you that it's worth it if you don't want to live on the street.
You will not be able to have those crop tops then, cause you'll get *** in the evenings.
Yeah yeah, allright then.
So, can you tell me what this is now?
Sure! It's a teleporter.
I've borrowed lots of money to buy all the expensive stuff,
and you can not come back until you've found enough treasures to pay off the loans.
Oh no! Not again!
Enjoy your trip!
No! No!