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♪♪♪
♪ Got a head of fiery hair ♪
♪ And a turbo-charged backpack ♪
♪ His genius sisters use him like a lab rat ♪
♪ A neat freak Dad at home ♪
♪ A super busy Mom ♪
♪ The boy's best friend is a talking dog ♪
♪ Talking dog ♪
That's right!
♪ Three extreme teens and an air-breathing shark ♪
♪ Mega action game-controller, skating in the park ♪
♪ A pharabooster, Bling Bling ♪
♪ What do we make of this? ♪
♪ Johnny Test! ♪
♪ Johnny Test! ♪
♪ This is the life of a boy named Johnny Test! ♪
♪ Johnny Test! ♪
♪ Johnny Test! ♪
♪ This is the life of a boy named Johnny Test! ♪
(Fireworks whistle and explode)
♪♪♪
(TIRES SCREECH, CAR WHIRS)
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
WE'VE GOT TO STOP THOSE MISSILES
FROM BREAKING THE DAM, MONKEY.
(SCREECHES)
(TIRES SCREECH)
(CLANK)
(ROCKETS WHIR)
EVIL BALD MAN: YOU'RE TOO LATE, SPEED MCCOOL!
JOHNNY AND DUKEY: (LAUGH)
TIME TO USE MY SECRET AGENT MISSILE JAMMER
WRIST-WATCH THING...
NINJAS: (KARATE CRIES)
DUKEY: NINJAS. IT'S ALWAYS NINJAS!
(BATTLE SCREECHES)
NINJAS: (PAINED CRIES)
JOHNNY AND DUKEY: (EXCITED LAUGHTER)
SPEED: 4 NINJAS DOWN...
3 MISSILES TO GO.
(POWERING DOWN, MISSLES CLATTER)
NOOOOOOO!
HEY! WHERE'S THE HOT LADY?
HE ALWAYS ENDS UP WITH A HOT LADY.
HEY! DO YOU NEED A RIDE?
I SURE DO, HOT LADY.
MAN, I WISH I COULD BE A SECRET AGENT.
YOU FIGHT NASTY VILLAINS,
STOP MISSILES, BATTLE NINJAS,
AND IN THE END, YOU HANG WITH A HOT LADY!
WELL, WE COULD PLAY SPEED MCCOOL,
BUT WHO'S GONNA BE THE EVIL GUY?
TELL US WHERE THE MISSILES ARE!
JOHNNY I DON'T WANNA PLAY SECRET AGENT.
I HAVE TO MOP THE FLOOR.
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THREE SECONDS,
DOCTOR MAD MOP MAN.
ONE...
TWO...
OKAY, THEY'RE HIDDEN IN YOUR ROOM...
UNDER ALL YOUR JUNK.
YOU'LL HAVE TO PUT ALL YOUR STUFF AWAY.
(DRAMATIC EVIL LAUGHTER) MOO-HOO-HA-HA-HA!
JOHNNY: PLAYING SECRET AGENT IS LAME.
I WANT TO BE A REAL SECRET AGENT.
FACE IT, JOHNNY. YOU'RE 11.
IT'S JUST NOT GONNA HAPPEN TODAY.
(GLASS SHATTERS)
MR. BLACK: JOHNNY, WE NEED YOU TO JOIN OUR SUPER SECRET AGENCY.
AWESOME!
WHAT? NO!
YOU CAN'T LET A PRE-TEEN
TAKE ON DANGEROUS MASTER VILLAINS.
MR. WHITE: COME ON, IT'S ONLY TEMPORARY.
MR. BLACK: HOW ABOUT A COOL WRIST-MISTER
THAT MAKES PEOPLE FORGET STUFF INSTANTLY.
JOHNNY, CLEAN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW
AND WHO ARE THOSE GUYS AND...
(MIST SPRITZES)
(DAZED SPEECH) I FORGET THINGS...
(FAINTING SIGH)
DUKEY AND JOHNNY: WE'RE IN.
MR. BLACK: THIS IS LARIUS NEFARIOUS.
THE SUPER WEALTHY PET-FOOD TYCOON.
WE BELIEVE HE'S USING HIS MANSION
TO CREATE DANGEROUS MISSILES
AND IS PLANNING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
BUT WE CAN'T GET INSIDE NEFARIOUS'S MANSION COMPOUND
TO INVESTIGATE.
AND THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN.
RIGHT!
YOU NEED ME CUZ I'M SMALL:
I'LL CRAWL THROUGH AN OLD SHAFT,
USE SOME SECRET WEAPONS TO TAKE OUT HIS NINJAS...
HOO-HA! DA-DA!
DEACTIVATE THE MISSILES
AND PROBABLY MEET A HOT LADY.
MR. BLACK AND MR. WHITE: CLOSE.
I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL?
MR. BLACK: NO, YOU HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL
WHERE NEFARIOUS'S DAUGHTER CLAIRE GOES.
JOHNNY: OOH... SHE'S HOT.
AND SHE'S HAVING A BIG BIRTHDAY PARTY TOMORROW,
WHICH YOU NEED TO GET INVITED TO.
ONCE THERE, YOU'LL SNEAK INTO THE MANSION,
CUT THE SECURITY SHIELD,
SO WE CAN RACE IN AND STOP NEFARIUS
AND THOSE MISSILES.
AND I GET TO TALK TO HER, RIGHT?
'CAUSE AGAIN, SHE'S PRETTY HOT.
BOTH: CLOSE.
MR. WHITE: WE'LL FEED YOU LINES THROUGH THIS COOL
SPY TINY EAR SPEAKER.
MR. BLACK: SINCE WE'VE RESEARCHED CLAIRE'S LIKES AND DISLIKES.
WHEN DO I FIGHT NINJAS?
MR. BLACK: WE DON'T KNOW.
NOW, GIVE HER A COMPLIMENT
AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF AS THE NEW KID.
HEY, YOU DON'T... SMELL.
HI, I'M THE NEW KID, JOHNNY TEST, AND...
ARE THESE YOUR BODYGUARDS?
AAHHHHH!
COMPLIMENT HER PAINTING AND SAY...
YOUR USE OF TEXTURE RESEMBLES THE IMPRESSIONISTIC MASTERS.
HEY, HEY LOOK AT THAT, YOUR BODYGUARDS ARE BACK.
(GASPS AND SCREAMS)
UGH!
JOHNNY: I QUIT!
I'M DONE!
ARE YOU SURE SHE'S NOT THE ONE
TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?
SHE'S EVIL! HOT, BUT EVIL!
NO. CHECK OUT THE FILE FOOTAGE.
MR. BLACK: I MEAN LOOK AT HIM, JOHNNY. HE'S PETTING A CAT
AND HE HAS AN EYEPATCH FOR GOODNESS SAKE.
WHO WEARS AN EYEPATCH THESE DAYS, HUH?
AND OUR SATELLITES PICKED UP
THIS DELIVERY OF BENTONITE TO HIS PLACE.
WHAT'S BENTONITE?
DON'T KNOW, BUT MAN IT SOUNDS DANGEROUS!
MR. WHITE: NOW GET BACK IN THERE, JOHNNY.
YOU NEED TO GET INVITED TO THAT PARTY.
BUT SHE HATES ME.
DON'T WORRY. I'M SMOOTH WITH THE LADIES.
JUST SAY EVERYTHING I SAY.
SHE'LL BE PUTTY IN YOUR HANDS.
MR. BLACK: OKAY, JOHNNY,
LEAN IN AND GIVE HER MY BEST PICK-UP LINE...
YOU COME HERE OFTEN?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
THAT'S YOUR BEST PICK-UP LINE?!
WHAT ARE YOU PICKING UP? A BUS TICKET TO...
LOSERTOWN?
OKAY, THAT'S IT. I'VE HAD IT!
I NEED A NEW PARTNER!
WHERE YOU GONNA GO TRY AND PICK ONE UP
WITH YOUR LINE?!
OH, MISTER...
FUNNY MAN!
YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T NEED? THIS!
I'M GOING OUTSIDE TO GET SOME AIR!
(SIREN WAILS)
(TITTERS) YOU'RE FUNNY.
DO YOU WANT TO COME TO MY PARTY TOMORROW?
MY BIG IMPORTANT DAD IS THROWING ME A BASH
SO I WON'T REALIZE HE'S IGNORING ME!
CAN I BRING A FRIEND?
KIDS: (EXCITED CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)
DUDE, THIS IS A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN.
I LOVE BEING A SECRET AGENT.
BUT ALWAYS KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR DANGER.
'CAUSE I SMELL DANGER. (SNIFFS)
NEFARIOUS: WELCOME, EVERYONE, TO MY DAUGHTER'S PARTY.
BUT I MUST EXCUSE MYSELF.
I'VE GOT SOME IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF.
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
MR. BLACK: JOHNNY, YOU'VE GOT TO DISARM THE SECURITY SYSTEM
AND IT'S IN THE KITCHEN.
WE'RE GOING IN.
DUKEY AND JOHNNY: (NINJA CRIES) WAA! HEE! HOO! HYA-HO!
JOHNNY: SECRET AGENT JOHNNY AND DUKEY ENTER THE KITCHEN.
THEY CHECK BEHIND THE BREAD BOX.
SHPINGO!
(BUTTON BEEPS)
WE ARE REALLY GOOD SECRET AGENTS.
MR. BLACK AND MR. WHITE: GO! GO! GO!
JOHNNY, IT'S A TRAP, GET OUT!
GET OUT NOW.
NEFARIUS: (EVIL LAUGHTER)
WELL, WELL, WELL.
YOU MUST BE JOHNNY TEST AND HIS HAIRY FRIEND.
HAVING A GOOD TIME AT THE PARTY?
GIVE IT UP, LARIUS NEFARIOUS!
YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH IT.
GET AWAY WITH WHAT?
THE MISSILES.
I'M A TEMPORARY PRE-TEEN SECRET AGENT
AND I WILL STOP YOU.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
I WAS JUST ASKING IF YOU WERE ENJOYING THE PARTY.
YEAH, THE PARTY YOU LEFT TO TEND TO BUSINESS.
MISSILE BUSINESS?
YEAH, WE KNOW ABOUT THE BENTONITE,
THE EVIL LAUGH, AND YOU WEAR AN EYE PATCH!
I KNOW, I HATE MY LAUGH.
AND FLUFF-FLUFF SCRATCHED MY EYE LAST WEEK.
(FLUFF-FLUFF MEOWS)
AND MY BUSINESS IS PET-SUPPLY-LAND. HELLO?!
EVERYONE KNOWS BENTONITE
IS THE MAIN INGREDIENT OF PET LITTER.
SO YOU'RE NOT AN EVIL DUDE
AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA DROP MISSILES ON THE WORLD
SO YOU CAN RULE IT?
WHAT?! JOHNNY, I'M LOADED.
LOOK AT THIS PLACE.
WHY RULE THE WORLD
WHEN I CAN SIT BY THE POOL AND READ.
THEN WHO ORDERED THE ROCKET FUEL
AND CAPTURED THE OTHER AGENTS?
CLAIRE: (EVIL CACKLE)
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I HAD AN EVIL BASEMENT,
OR AN EVIL DAUGHTER!
CLAIRE: YOU WORKED DURING MY PARTY, DADDY?
I'M TIRED OF YOU NEVER HAVING TIME FOR ME.
YOU SPEND MORE TIME AT WORK AND WITH THAT DUMB CAT
THAN WITH YOU OWN DAUGHTER!
SO, I'M GONNA BLOW UP YOUR FACTORY AND BUSINESS
SO YOU'LL FINALLY SPEND SOME TIME WITH ME.
(LIFT WHIRS)
MR. BLACK AND MR. WHITE: OH CRUD.
KIDS: (PANICKED SCREAMS)
(MISSILES RUMBLE LOUDLY)
JOHNNY: OKAY, WELL, LET'S LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
AT LEAST IT'S NOT A BLOW-UPPY THE WORLD THING, ALL RIGHT?
MR. BLACK: BUT THERE'S ONE SMALL PROBLEM.
THE PET-SUPPLY-WORLD FACTORY IS...
RIGHT NEXT TO THE MANSION.
I HATED THE LONG COMMUTES,
SO I MOVED IT CLOSE TO THE MANSION.
SO WHEN THE MISSILES ARRIVE WE'LL ALL BE GONERS?
OOPSIES!
I GUESS I DIDN'T THINK THIS THING
ALL THE WAY THROUGH.
(MISSILES RUMBLE LOUDLY)
QUICK! GIVE US THE CODE TO DISARM THE MISSILES.
FORGOT IT. OOH!
I WAS JUST SO UPSET THAT DADDY BLEW OFF MY PARTY.
I'LL HACK IT!
(ALARM WAILS)
JOHNNY: WHAT'S THAT?
MY NINJA SECURITY TEAM.
NINJAS: DAH!
NINJAS. IT'S ALWAYS NINJAS.
CALL THEM OFF
AND TELL THEM WE'RE TRYING TO SAVE THEM
AND ALL OF US!
I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE.
THEN I'LL LET THIS DO THE TALKING.
HIYA... OH!
NINJAS: (LAUGH)
(BUTTON BEEPS, MIST SPRITZES)
NINJAS: (FAINTING MOANS)
JOHNNY: COOL. I DEFEATED NINJAS!
AND I'VE JAMMED THE CODE!
(ALARM BUZZES)
(POWER GAUGE BEEPS)
(HEAVY METALLIC CLUNK)
WORKERS: (LOW HUM OF CHATTER)
CLAIRE: SO...
I'M REALLY SORRY, EVERYONE.
NO, I'M SORRY, SWEETHEART.
AND I PROMISE TO SPEND LESS TIME AT WORK
AND MORE TIME WITH MY LITTLE GIRL, HUH?
I'LL EVEN GET RID OF FLUFF-FLUFF.
(FLUFF-FLUFF SCREECHES)
AWESOME! I STOPPED AN EVIL VILLAIN,
DISARMED MISSILES, DEFEATED NINJAS...
NOW ALL THAT'S MISSING IS...
ME. AND I WANT TO HANG WITH YOU SOME MORE,
JOHNNY TEST.
(LAUGH) YEAH!
NO. IF I'M GOING TO BE MORE OF A FATHER,
I NEED TO ACT LIKE ONE
AND YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO DATE.
YEP, THAT FIGURES.
MR. BLACK: WHAT CAN WE SAY, JOHNNY.
YOU'RE THE BEST TEMPORARY PRE-TEEN AGENT
WE'VE EVER HAD.
WE'LL MISS YOU.
AND I'LL MISS ALL THAT COOL SPY STUFF,
BUT IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!
OH, I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
YOU AND YOUR HUSKY FRIENDS WERE PLAYING SECRET AGENT.
WELL, NO MORE SPY GAMES,
BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING UPSTAIRS RIGHT NOW
TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
(SPRAY HISSES)
(DAZED SPEECH) I FORGET THINGS!
MIND IF I KEEP THE WRIST-MISTER?
BOTH: NO PROBLEM, JOHNNY.
♪♪♪
(SINGSONG) I'M BA-A-ACK!
HA-HA-HA-HA!
AND WELCOME BACK, SIR.
WE TRUST YOUR TIME IN PRISON
HAS REHABILITATED YOU
AND THAT YOU'RE READY TO ONCE AGAIN
MAKE ENRICHING TOYS
FOR THE MILLIONS OF CHILDREN OUT THERE
WHO YOU CARE SO DEEPLY ABOUT.
UH, RIGHT, HEH.
MY FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS IS TO...
GET RID OF ALL THE KIDS IN PORKBELLY!
(CRAZED LAUGH)
BOARD MEMBERS: (GROANS) OH...
NOW, I'M THINKING... GUM.
(CHEWING NOISILY)
OH, I LOVE GUM. GUM, GUM, GUM, GUM, GUM.
STOP CHEWING GUM!
NOTHING GOOD COMES FROM CHEWING GUM, JOHNNY.
JUST STICKY BUBBLES AND TOOTH DECAY!
AND THE PROBLEM IS?
YOUR PROBLEM!
BECAUSE WHEN YOU HAVE CAVITIES AND YOUR TEETH FALL OUT
DON'T COME CRYING TO ME AND... HUH?
(GRUNTS OF EFFORT)
(YELPS AND SOBS)
NO MORE GUM!
(POP!)
SUSAN: HEY, WANNA TEST OUT SOME NEW GUM IN THE LAB?
JOHNNY AND DUKEY: (EXCITED MUFFLED CHATTER)
WE'LL TAKE THAT AS A "YES."
SUSAN: WE'VE RESEARCHED AND DEVELOPED A VARIETY OF "SUPER" GUMS
AND WE NEED YOU TO TEST THEM.
JUST SO YOU KNOW,
DAD SAID THAT I'M NOT ALLOWED TO CHEW GUM ANYMORE.
ALL: (HEARTY LAUGHTER)
(SIGH)
MARY: OKAY, THIS IS SUPER SKINNY GUM.
IT ACTUALLY BREAKS DOWN BODY FAT
WHILE YOU CHEW.
(GRUNTS)
I DON'T THINK IT WORKS.
THAT'S WHY WE'RE TESTING THEM!
WHACKO: I CALL IT...
BUBBLE BLAST! HA HA!
THE ONLY GUM THAT'S FLAVOUR EXPLODES IN YOUR MOUTH...
LITERALLY!
(EXPLOSION)
BOARD MEMBERS: (SHOCKED CRIES)
TOO MUCH?
WE MAY NEED TO CHECK WITH OUR LEGAL DEPARTMENT
ON THAT ONE, SIR.
OKAY, TELL YOU WHAT,
LET'S GO WITH MY HELIUM-BASED GUM.
I CALL IT "HELIO BUBBLE"
IT'S GOT THE FLAVOUR THAT LIFTS YOU AWAY!
WE'LL PUT SMALL UNREADABLE DISCLAIMERS ON THE PACKAGE
THAT WILL RID US OF ANY LIABILITY.
GREAT! NOW, THERE'S ONE MORE THING...
JOHNNY TEST!
I WANT HIM ELIMINATED
BEFORE HE STOPS MY EVIL PLOT.
HE ALWAYS STOPS MY PLOTS.
I DON'T KNOW HOW HE DOES IT.
WE'LL GET OUR RESEARCH TEAM TOGETHER
AND BRAINSTORM SOME JOHNNY-STOPPING IDEAS.
YES! AND REST ASSURED,
THE ONLY THING SWEETER
THAN THE TASTE OF MY HELIO-BUBBLE GUM
WILL BE THE SWEET TASTE OF MY REVENGE
ON JOHNNY TEST!
(CRAZED LAUGHTER)
SUSAN: AND THIS SUPER GUM
WILL GIVE JOHNNY HAIR WITH BODY AND SHINE.
(CHEWS NOISILY)
(LOUD FART)
(NASAL TONE) WRONG AGAIN.
OKAY, TIME TO GET BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD.
AND WE'LL GET BACK TO CHEWING AND BLOWING MASSIVE BUBBLES
WHERE DAD CAN'T FIND US.
SUSAN: WAIT, THOSE DON'T WORK, REMEMBER?
JOHNNY: SO WHAT, GUM IS GUM.
AND WE LOVE GUM! BUBBLE TIME!
(CHUCKLES)
JOHNNY AND DUKEY: (LAUGH)
WAH!
WHACKO: SO, JOHNNY TEST...
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE LOCKED IN A JAIL CELL?
OH WAIT! I ALREADY KNOW,
BECAUSE YOU PUT ME IN ONE!
JOHNNY: BUT YOU DESERVED TO BE LOCKED UP, YA PSYCHO.
YOU TRIED TO GET RID OF EVERY KID IN PORKBELLY!
SILENCE!
AND THIS TIME I WON'T FAIL
BECAUSE YOU'RE LOCKED UP
AND I'M GETTING RID OF KIDS WITH...
HELIO BUBBLE GUM! (CRAZED LAUGH)
I'VE ALREADY SENT FREE SAMPLES TO EVERY MAILBOX IN PORKBELLY!
WE LOVE GUM.
ER, I-I MEAN, YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS, WHACKO!
WHACKO: (SINGSONG) YES, I WILL!
BECAUSE WHEN THE KIDS OF PORKBELLY BLOW A BUBBLE,
THEY WILL ACTIVATE THE GUM'S HELIUM CRYSTALS
WHICH WILL CAUSE THEM TO FLOAT UP INTO THE SKY
AND FLY FAR, FAR AWAY...
FOREVER!
(CRAZED LAUGHTER)
YOU DO REALIZE, SIR,
THAT YOU JUST TOLD JOHNNY YOUR ENTIRE PLAN.
WHACKO: AH, NO MATTER,
BECAUSE JOHNNY IS ABOUT TO MEET MY LATEST TOY INVENTION
THAT IS NOT GUM-RELATED. (CRAZED LAUGH)
I'VE DECIDED I HATE GUM.
(FAN BOAT RUMBLES)
WHACKO: AND NOW I SAY,
SAY HELLO TO MY LATEST TOY ADVANCEMENT!
(LAUGHS)
THE GIANT, ROBOTIC ALLIGATOR THINGS
THAT ARE VICIOUS!
(ROARS)
JOHNNY: AGH!
IT'S BEEN NICE KNOWING YOU!
SHOULDN'T YOU STAY, SIR,
AND MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T ESCAPE?
REAL VILLAINS NEVER STICK AROUND.
BESIDES,
I DON'T WANT TO MISS THE KIDS FLOATING AWAY.
(DEVIOUS CHUCKLE)
TO PORKBELLY!
(METALLIC CLANKS)
(ROTORS BUZZ AND WHIR)
DUKEY: OKAY, YOU HOLD ME NOW.
I KNOW THIS ISN'T A PLAN, BUT IT'S ALL I COULD THINK OF.
NO WORRIES, DUKEY,
BECAUSE GUM ALWAYS TRIUMPHS OVER EVIL.
I SWIPED A PIECE ON THE WAY OUT.
THEN START CHEWING IT BEFORE WE'RE CHEWED UP!
(METALLIC CLUNKING)
(METALLIC CLUNKS)
(EXPLOSION)
DUKEY: WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT TO PORKBELLY
TO SAVE THOSE KIDS!
ACTUALLY, ALL WE NEED
IS A LITTLE COMBO GUM SUPER BOOST!
IS THAT YOUR SISTER'S POOT GUM?
JOHNNY: HANG ON, FUZZY BUDDY!
(LOUD FART)
(FARTING)
IT SAYS THE FLAVOUR WILL LIFT YOUR SPIRITS.
AND LIFT YOU AWAY!
(EVIL SNICKER)
YAY! FREAKUM, LET'S CHEW IT NOW!
AND THE BUBBLES ARE HUGE!
WHACKO: IT'S WORKING!
SOON THEY WILL ALL FLOAT AWAY!
(CRAZED LAUGHTER)
DUKEY: WE MADE IT!
NOW HOW DO WE GET DOWN?
JOHNNY: SKINNY-GUM-THAT-DOESN'T- MAKE-YOU-SKINNY POWERS GO!
(SMACKS AND BURPS)
(SPITS)
QUICK, WE HAVE TO STOP KIDS FROM EATING THAT GUM AND...
OH NO, WE'RE TOO LATE!
UM... I'M A LITTLE FREAKED OUT.
OH! THAT GUM IS STEALING OUR KIDS!
OUR CHILDREN ARE FLOATING AWAY!
LOOK! IN THE SKY!
(FIGHTER JETS WHIR OVERHEAD)
DUKEY: IT'S SKY BRIGADE.
THIS IS SKY BRIGADE.
UH, THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO.
IF WE POP THE BUBBLES THE KIDS'LL FALL.
SORRY, EVERYONE.
OKAY.
SOMEBODY ELSE SAVE OUR CHILDREN!
SUSAN: LET ME GUESS. WHACKO IS BACK?
WHAT CAN I SAY, HE HATES KIDS.
WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!
HM. WAIT.
YOUR SKINNY AND POOT GUM COMBINATION WITH WHACKO'S GUM
HELPED ME AND DUKEY ESCAPE HIS EVIL CLUTCHES.
DUKEY: RIGHT.
SO IF WE COMBINE ALL THE GUM,
MAYBE IT CAN SOMEHOW SAVE THE BUBBLE FLOATING KIDS.
ACCORDING TO THESE CALCULATIONS,
WHEN MIXED TOGETHER THE SUPER GUMS MIGHT ALLOW YOU
TO BLOW SUPER EVER-LASTING SUPER BUBBLES.
PERFECT! A SUPER BUBBLE THAT KIDS COULD FALL
AND LAND ON SAFELY!
THAT, OR YOUR HEAD'S COULD BLOW UP.
HMM, SUPER BUBBLES THAT KIDS CAN LAND ON
OR NO HEAD?
I REALLY LIKE MY HEAD, JOHNNY.
MOM 1: HELP THEM! THEY'RE FLOATING AWAY!
(SIGHS)
OKAY, LET'S CHEW THIS!
(CHEWING NOISILY)
I HAD A FEELING THESE WOULD COME IN HANDY TODAY.
(CHEWING NOISILY)
(BUBBLES POP, KIDS SCREAM)
AND DAD SAID NO GOOD COULD COME FROM CHEWING GUM.
MOVE IT OUT!
DUKEY: (INHALES AND BLOWS)
KIDS: AAAHHHH!
(EXCITED WHOOPS)
(CHEWING LOUDLY)
(BULLETS POP)
(CHEWING LOUDLY)
(BULLETS POP)
(EXCITED SCREECHES)
HOO HOO!
(BUBBLES HISS AS THEY INFLATE)
(BULLETS POP)
(BALLOONS POP, KIDS SCREAM)
MOM 1: OUR KIDS, THEY'RE SAVED!
KIDS AND PARENTS: (CHEER)
JOHNNY: YES! WE DID IT!
WHACKO: YES, YOU DID.
TOO BAD YOU CAN'T SAVE YOURSELF,
JOHNNY TEST.
YOU MAY HAVE OUTSMARTED ME AND MY HELIO BUBBLE,
BUT YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR MY...
BUBBLE-BLAST!
(CRAZED LAUGHTER)
AND ONCE I SHOOT A PIECE IN YOUR MOUTH...
WELL, LET'S JUST SAY IT'S AN EXPLOSION OF FLAVOUR!
SIR, YOU JUST GAVE AWAY YOUR PLAN AGAIN.
SILENCE!
NOW... GOODBYE, JOHNNY TEST!
DO SOMETHING, JOHNNY!
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
(PATTER OF GUM AS IT RICOCHETS)
MY GUM, IT'S GONE!
IT'S ALL GONE!
JOHNNY: ACTUALLY, THERE'S STILL A PIECE OF HELIO BUBBLE
YOU SENT ME,
AND WHEN COMBINED WITH MY SISTER'S
TOTALLY AWESOME GUM...
WELL, LET'S JUST SAY THE FLAVOUR
WILL BLOW YOU AWAY!
(CHEWING LOUDLY)
WHACKO: NO! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!
YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME, JOHNNY TEST!
I WILL BE BACK!
YEAH, IN ABOUT 10 TO 20.
WE'LL HOLD YOUR CALLS, SIR.
WHACKO: NO, NO...
NO-O-O-O-O!
AAHHH! UMPH!
MAN, I HATE THAT KID!
I'VE GOTTA SAY, YOUR HOMEMADE GUM
IS PRETTY AWESOME.
AND SO ARE YOU, LITTLE BROTHER.
DAD: NO HE'S NOT AND NEITHER ARE YOU!
YOU TWO ARE IN TROUBLE FOR MAKING GUM
AND HE'S IN TROUBLE FOR CHEWING IT!
CARE TO BLOW ANOTHER BUBBLE, JOHNNY?
WITH ROOM FOR FOUR.
(CHEWS NOISILY)
(BUBBLE HISSES)
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
GIRLS, JOHNNY, GET BACK HERE!
YOU DO REALIZE THAT YOU'RE ALL IN BIG TROUBLE
WHEN WE LAND.
YEP. SO FOR NOW, LET'S JUST ENJOY THE RIDE.
(CHEWING NOISILY)
DAD: YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COME HOME SOMEDAY!
AND I'LL BE WAITING!
I'LL BE WAITING, JOHNNY!
JOHNNY!