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"Kinds of Couples"
Kinds of couples
There are many kinds of couples but in this video we're only gonna talk about the main ones.
Those that ALL of us have seen or been.
For example!.
Who hasn't seen this couple even once.
My love, you're like a rainbow coming out of a unicorn's ***.
Aww, I love you so much. My love, you're like a rainbow coming out of a unicorn's ***.
Aww, I love you so much.
Since you came to my life everything's perfect.
My love, YOU are perfect.
I don't know what I'd do without you!.
I love you so much.
Aw, you're so cute. So how long have you been dating?.
Errrr... like 2 hours.
They've been together for no more than 10 minutes and they love each other like there's no tomorrow.
I don't know, I think that when you say "I love you" too soon, soon you'll have nothing to say.
What are you gonna say afterwards?.
I super love you?
I hyper mega love you?
I super ultra mega love you super saiyan level 3?
These couples that say "I love you" too soon also have the tendency to say it too much.
Those couples that play to know who loves the other one more.
It's some kind of competition.
-I love you so much. -aw, but I love you more.
-No, I love you more. -No, I do.
-No, I do. - I'M TELLING YOU I DO!.
-ME. -ME.
-ME!. -ME!.
-ME!! -ME!!
ME, I TOLD YOU!!.
*squeaks*
She looks so cute bleeding.
Well, you know what they say, Love hurts.
If your significant other doesn't crush your face with an iron stick, they don't love you.
Well, we all know love's a ***.
It changes you from a winner
To this:
Weeeeeeee!!!
It's inevitable.
It doesn't matter how macho you are,
it doesn't matter how manly you are.
Or if you're a strong independent woman.
If love gets to you, idiocy does as well.
That's why we've all seen this kind of couple.
So that's when this guy tells me "You wanna fight?!"
and I'm like *pow! pow! pow!!* against the floor.
After that, his friends came and I'm like "Die ***!!!"
And then-
Just a second.
Hello?
hello my beautiful littlest thing.
Hello my love you pretty thing, how are you?.
I'm very good my little beautiful princess, and you?
I'm very very good my thing, I was only calling you to check how you were.
Aww you pretty little thing, toodleedoo, I send you kisses.
Bye!, aww.
Oh right!, so I took the guy and threw him at the floor and *pow pow* like the macho I am!.
Another kind of couple is the one where they publish EVERYTHING on the internet.
They write everything on their Facebook wall!
You find out about their fights,
the getting back together,
everything!.
If you wanna know when they..
*Hand gestures*
check their Facebook page, they probably uploaded a photo as well.
And obviously when couples like these break up, she writes a status like:
"Finally I'm free again!"
"Finally I'm going partying and do whatever I want!"
"I'm so happy!"
And then he goes and Likes her status
but you KNOW that's a sarcastic Like, to one way or another tell her..
"I READ YOUR *** STATUS"
There's also these siamese couples
that won't even get separated to go to the bathroom,
they eat together,
they read together,
study together,
sleep together,
and shower together.
Well, ok, that one's alright.
No but really those couples are inseparable
And then the lion got loose and killed everyone in the zoo!.
Going to the bathroom, be right back!.
-Ok -Ok..
So the other day I was-
what's wrong with you?
-Nothing, it's just.. -What's wrong?
it's just.. I miss her so much!!,
come back!!!
And if you thing I'm exaggerating,
you're right, but it's something like that.
There's also those uneven couples
those that everyone knows are incompatible.
It's like watching a cactus and a balloon trying to hug each other.
You simply know it's not gonna end well.
And despite of that, they insist on being together,
and when 2 people who are incompatible but are together anyways
they become those typical couples,
those couples that break up, get together
break up and get together again
break up and get together again.
One day they're happy as never,
and the other they want to kill each other.
"The next day"
Get out of my house you imbecile!!.
-I'm leaving!, I'm leaving! -You're an ***! I don't ever want to see you again!
-Like I care -Get ou!
Like I care, I'm leaving!, bye!.
"The next day"
"the next day"
Sure, that's the only thing you lazy man know how to do!
-No! stop it! -you're lazy!
-close the door!! -you're all day using that thing!
Ok I'll turn it off! happy now?!, her the queen, you have to do everything she says.
"The next day"
"The next day"
How is it possible that you still don't know how to close a toilet seat?!
How many times have I told you, you're an idiot maybe, are you an idiot?!
You never learn!, never, that's why I hate you, you're an idiot!
I hate you!, I hate you!,
get out of my ho-
Question!
What other kind of couple do you know?.
These were the ones that I know,
Well I missed that one that invites you home and it's pretty damn uncomfortable.
Because while you're sitting in the couch,
they are kissing in the next couch.
And you're there like..
Aaanyway.
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