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*** shaming is bad....unless your a ***.
(music)
Hey guys! Welcome to HeffaTV I'm Richard and unfortunately Anthony couldn't
be here today. He got beat up on campus by the shebeast, and she is going to be here
today guest staring.
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Her name is KIKI!
How are you? Oh My God! (slurps)
(burps ferociously) Oh my god, this is gross.
Thank you!
Um my name is Kiki BananaHammock, I'm from the island if misfit toys, and I identify
as a SheBeast. For all of you that don't know what a shebeast is its a she, and a beast.
I am not a warpig, my good friend Anthony likes to call me a warpig, but I think that's
rude, and I'd like to put this out there right now that he is a *** star. For all of you
that don't know, *** is bad. The good lord Lucifer does not agree with the ***, and
*** is bad.
Kiki only speaks the truth. All of these things she is saying is true.
OMK - Oh My Kiki, hashtag Get it trending. 2k14
or 2k31 the year I was born. I was chronologically frozen like Walt Disney.
Is this cheese? JALAPENO For all of you that don't know, Rupauls Drag
Race Season 6 started this week if you downloaded the LogoTV app.
What's a Rupaul? Want some cheese?
OMG your're horrible. Rupaul is a very famous drag queen for anybody
that doesn't know. WAIT, what's a drag queen?
Oh my God you are a drag queen Kiki Your tone seems pointed.
Your *** seem pointed. In this direction
(searches for shade)
I can't find the shade vyt if anyone can find the shade please email me at 1-800- you wanna
*** this boy ***.
First rule of being a drag queen, always drink through a straw (burp)
SO, anyways,Rupuals Drag Race Season 6, The season of the sixening six. Started this week
more or less. Um but its going to premiere on LogoTV on
February 24th.
But we figured today we would do our best impersonations of our favorite drag queens
from seasons past. That's seasons 1,2,3,4,AllStars, and 5
Yes. So, sit back and enjoy the ride.
Ok so we are going to start with round one. Alyssa Edwards.
DO your best Alyssa Edwards impersonation.
That.
"Whose gonna try to wrestle me? Nobody." "Jesus is a biscuit, let him sop you up!"
Latrice Royalem Latrice the beast "Get those nuts out of my face"
Round 2 It's my snaggle tooth
"*** go back to party city where you belong" Phi Phi O'Hara
Phi Phi O'Horror
(accent) I was so excited I felt like I was going to pee myself and do the flip flops
all over the floor. Yara Sofia? Kenya Micheals? Jessica Wyld?
Lineysha Sparks? No. Madame La'***? YES There we go. Any of those.
Any of the ones from the Latino origin. That works
I never understood what she meant by that. I'm going to pee myself and do flip flops.
I never understood what she meant. Her name was literally Ms. The Gay.
She's so stupid, yeah stupid.
Round 3 "I like long walks on the beach, fried chicken,
and big dicks" Oh my god whats her name.
"Hi my name is Airline" from Vietnam, or one of those places, Cambodia!
Raven and....Jujubee! JUJUBEE!
Jujubee for 100
Raja. YES! YES!
(uncontrollable shebeast laughter)
Round 4
Chad Micheals? I'm Cher ***
You're such a ***. Jade Jolie. YES!
You have to put on the unicorn rainbow thing.
I hope you liked our game. Next time well play the *** game maybe. Oh the ***
game thats so good. That;s a great idea! Well *** it up
What do you and Anthony do on this show when it's time to leave? Well typically we go "BYEEE"
but I think tonight... Like the bisexuals?
Yes. Or more like BYE- sexuals. Because that's ***!
But I think this week we should do our best Alyssa Edwards impersonation as a goodbye.
(clicks)
I was like "Oh hell no you better step the *bleep* up"
Nope that didn't make any sense. "I said oh hell no you better step the *bleep* "
"you better step the *bleep*off" is what I meant to say
(burps)
If you come out after 11 your're just a ragin homosexual