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Rahi 3 games 1 video wizardry these are some why you call right and welcome to three weird games
with yours truly where every once in a while we play just don't weave this ***
out there but today I not only have for you the three weirdest games that I
could find but I also believe that these games aren't gonna give all of us very
very important life-changing tips starting with this first one which I am
without a doubt certain is gonna help all of us out there who have a lot of
trouble introducing themselves and meeting new people so here I mean follow
my instructions this is very easy step number one a polite greeting to the
person you're talking to followed by your name
for example hi my name is Steve 1 oh hello Steve 1 my name is Steve - wait
look a you do so what right now on to step 2 express how happy you are to meet
that person example nice to meet you Steve - thank you so much Steve 1 it is
great to meet you - awesome and now onto the third and most
important step I love your freaking skin you have the most beautiful eyes I've
ever seen how can anyone resist your perfect Smile that haircut is just
stupid there is no way your nose is all natural everything about you is just
perfect I don't even care about other people because you're the only friend I
will ever need my goodness did they use your jaw to cut diamonds and there you
go after biting every single piece of flesh off of your faces you have finally
found your new best friend in the entire world
mainly because nobody's gonna want to hang out with YouTube looking like this
is it weird that I actually enjoyed this game and want to play it again
this is not a drill the grocery sir they're gone
dear God and when all hope was lost there he was our Lord and Savior sweaty
on tomato man to the rescue that is gonna get us our popcorn our gummies and
our cereal not a balanced diet but *** it and oh my God look at these crazy
savings over here 1 cent Mont whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa wait sir sir Sir sir
go back go back go back go back to whatever hell do you keep what what are
you people and why I use so much bigger than me come in I will not stand for
this why am I so tiny men touch your face oh
and now can I touch your never mind there is nothing there okay I'm just
gonna go and do my groceries what wait what do you mean okay you got the
gummies there you go come use your card what where's the popcorn popcorn popcorn
cheese I don't want do I look like a man that wants cheese the hell are the
popcorns chips more gummies Bluewater you want I want that regardless energy
bars gummies where do you keep your popcorns at ok I need some help on aisle
4 on there mine the popcorn what do I need cereal cereal cereal - oh my god
come on I need to hurry up man hurry up sorry for messing up your store where
are these *** cereals man oh my god no you the store was closed bro you need
some serious rearrangements in this place ok I can't find *** boom oh my
god the list has changed it is so much freaking bigger ok
lemons lime this is lime yes okay that's limes not more lemons do you seriously
want more line what is this shopping more line can you do my weight lime
lemon lime Oh that's the lime now orange and one more
orange you seriously need to work on your listening skills right here
incoming oh my god yeah three gummies what's wrong with you people
well at least everything is here this game is so freakin hectic okay
watermelon no no that's watermelons the guy that's gonna have to clean this
after me is gonna just be pissed there you go popcorn next requests you
know you know what you know what this is probably what my grocery list
looks like donut dome not no this is the donut version of cake ball up here
carrots well they're already carrots oh there
there oh my god these are some giant *** hairs are you sure you need this many
good what's the last one okay there it is uh I think I am gonna
make this place run out of carrots here so sorry
how many carrots do I need oh I'm good on carrots but th Arabs
is there some like on the floor over here I'm pretty sure there is yeah there
you go wait what chips honey potato chips what are these heck
and chips all Haggin chips look sounds delicious
with a potato chips I'll get on my way I need my chips cheese chips hacking chips
oh my god that was them all the time they did not have potatoes on the list I
got robbed them with the credit card we gave you there's no money on it okay I'm
sorry to do this to you again but what did you just leave without pay all right
okay
okay how do I leave it up paying them steal as much as you can and leave for
the door when you're done oh my god this is the best you said it stolen three
hundred and sixty dollars why am I still in Tomatoes someone steal expensive ***
huh you tell me these are worth 39 over here
well things are turning red what's going on oh I ran out of time
that was a cool way to end that one though just steal as much *** as you
can guys there's something wrong that I need
to get off my chest and that is that I have been really lonely as of late and
it's really hard for me to find someone that loves me and cares for me but fear
not because I am 100% positive that I am gonna come out of this game with the
love of my frickin life which is gonna be oh I did not expect a mustache not
saying I don't freaking dig it but kind of unexpected surprise what do I do
it's a little darkening can you light the candle okay oh there we go
don't worry babe I got you look there you go anything for you baby and you're
sweet freakin mustache and you pour some wine
all right I got you dude I got you don't even worry about it
hard way how do I hide what huh how wait what was it oh I have a mom oh my god
what's going on I just wanted the girlfriend coming out of this do not
understand this okay I got you did your candle okay I have to pour you some wine
oh there we go I got I got it it mmm no not that way not that way there you go
there's your wine never mind never mind all the spillage that is probably too
much wine I think you're good now pour some more from me even though I
have never drank a single drop of alcohol in my entire life no ice
can you meatball no no no balls bear can you feed me three okay there we go we
have an infinite supply the meatballs people what I want what were we even
worried about you know what this is my meatball that I am giving you okay this
is how much you mean to me we don't need the spaghetti get it out of here what
*** what do you think you want meatballs okay I'm not getting spaghetti
no no spaghetti get here come on grab the meatballs oh my god it is raining
all sorts of *** right here look there we go I got you got your babe don't even
sweat don't even worry about it does your meat boom boom there it is
this is the speedrun people no don't drop the wine all right this is the
official please check speedrun there you go here's a meatball girl come on pop
one two what are you okay with that are you
enjoying the wine lady she um yeah yeah she's definitely pissed after that one
there you go that's one that's two and that's three baby
thanks for lane well here you go the 100% bullock group method to find a love
of your life is to feed them exactly three meatballs with your bare hands I
hope that throughout this experience you have all learned how to number one meet
new people number two shop at the supermarket and
number three find the love of your life we'll be back next week with some more
rahi life-changing tips not really we won't be
after a while but if you made it this far please consider hitting that start
line to not miss I need new uploads I hope to see you all in the next one
have a great mr. day ticket this beats five Oh Dan
that was freaking beautiful right later