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I’m sure Wish It wont close down. But I suppose if it ever does we could grant wishes the old fashioned way.
I mean, who doesn’t want to track doesn’t a hundred year old dragon
cut off its head,
mix its blood and teeth into a soup and drink it under the full moon?
Don’t you worry about lil’ old me.
Shari’s got a plan for when this place goes belly-up.
Two words: Pop Music Star! I’ll be like Michael Jackson but alive and beautiful!
Well I haven’t got quite a lot of options now have I? I’m sort of trapped in here as it were.
But it’s quite nice, I like it! Peaceful. Quiet.
There are vast expanses of never-ending void. Can’t beat that!
Ooh. I never thought of Wish It shutting down.
I mean if I had to I could go back to my part-time gig of posing for romance novel covers.
Well if Wish It closed down I’d be back out there looking for a new job.
I hope it doesn’t though. I just got here!
I mean, I think I could hack it outside of Wish You. I mean, I’m sure I could.
And I get paid anyway, weather the company exists or not. I negotiated my own contract. So...
I can not go back to stealing children’s teeth, I wont do it! It’s disgusting!
There’s blood and gums and half of them are tied to doorknobs! Do you know what kind of jobs you can get as a fairy?
You can steal teeth, grant wishes or join the army! And I can’t go back there...Not the way I left.
I guess if Wish It closed down I could go back and live with my grandma again.
She was so sad when I moved at when I was thirty eight years old, that she threw a huge party.
Cause she was so sad. It was a sad party. With streamers.
I guess I could go back to my old job of teaching. Or! I could pursue my dream job!
I always wanted to be a Shatner impersonator at theme parks.
I also do bar mitzvahs and weddings!
I’ve actually been working on a novel I could try and get published
about a young Fairy Godmother whose living in the big city
and trying to have it all and…falls in love with a werewolf or...
gets put into a potato or something.
It’s a bit of a mobile home, really. I work here, I live here.
And while I could go almost anywhere I sort of already am everywhere and everywhen.
Time and space are a bit wonky in here.
It’s real popular now to write songs based on old relationships and I’ve got a lot of material.
This is the ‘70s.
Uh...For a while I was interrogating Somalian pirates for the CIA but I got let go because I was "too harsh."
I was eighteen!
Oh I’ve actually got my resume right here! See?
I Jojo!
Uh…***, juggalo, wedding night videographer, iguana breeder
and over sixties sex therapist.
I guess I could get a job as an elf, but I mean, come on! Elves?!
Baking cookies in a tree? Building toys in a frozen wasteland?
I might as well get frostbite and hooked on kingsfoil!
I want to make Wish It a career. Before this I hard the worst jobs.
Fluffer: You know, drying cats after their bath at the vest.
Then I was a triple-x dancer, doing tap-dancing with a xylophone trio.
And before that I did some *** work: keeping things neat and tidy for a very nice gentleman in the adult film industry!
Everything is going to work out! I’m an optimist!
I could always go back to my old job as a video hoe!
I used to have champagne pours on my ***!
The dental plan is great!
And of course without Wish It I wouldn’t have a job! I mean, a guys gotta eat, right?
Though I am on a strict diet.
Nothing that breathes, comes from an animal, or uses traditional photosynthesis.
Seaweed smoothie?
Alright! So maybe I don’t have a plan-B.
I haven’t had the time! There have been thousands of wishes to grant.
And even more episodes of 'Antiques Road Show' to watch!