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THE STRANGE BOYS:
Be Brave
I walked away
From everyone I know
I looked around and thought
This must be
what it's like to be alone
When it's bet on me
I wanna grow old ♪
Hey, what are you looking at?
Come here.
All set, tiger?
That's the last of the boxes.
Serrano and Reblochon sandwich,
just in case the cafeteria isn't
Now, where's that smile?
You off, Franky?
Franky?
New start, remember?
Just try to blend in.
And don't take any crap this time.
Bye, Dads.
You gotta be brave
Oh how to be brave
You gotta be brave
Looks like no choice to me.
♪
What the *** is that?
Is that a batty or a lezzer?
Let's check it out!
We're BS5, get me?
So?
Yo.
You deaf?
Yeah, get it, ***.
Oh, my days!
You got dropped
by a batty lezzer!
Shut the *** up!
Come on, boys.
Let's get 'er.
Get him!
She went up here.
There.
Stop her.
***, ***, ***.
You're so iced.
Screw you!
Get her!
Oi!
Ouch.
Ouch.
Batty's getting away.
Out of my way!
***, ***, ***.
Get out of my way!
Move! Move, move!
You OK, babe?
What the ***
happened to my bike?
Mangled to ***, mate.
Sorry.
I'm really, really sorry.
The, er
The brakes were ***.
Wow.
Has the circus
come to town or what?
Uh, uh.
In you go.
I'm, uh, I'm Franky.
Er, Fitzgerald? It's my first day.
F FFitz.
Oh!
The last-minute transfer.
Francesca?
Your first period
is Sports Foundation, so
What? But, I haven't got kit
Franky, my dear, I don't give a damn!
And I've got just the thing,
my own contribution
FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD:
Relax
Relax
Don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax
Don't do it
When you want to come
Relax
Don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax
Don't do it
When you want to come
When you want to come
Relax
Don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax
Don't do it
Come.
♪
Er, excuse me.
I was just wondering, are you, like,
in fancy dress,
or is that look
an actual, like, choice?
What?
Oh, my God, what the hell are those?
Problem?
Earth to Oddness,
what are you staring at?
*** hell.
See you on the field, stud.
Try not to run me over next time.
See ya.
Bye.
JAY JAY PISTOLET:
Bags of Gold
You are a regular brute of a man
You clench your nails
and your knuckles in your hand
Oh, come on, take a shot ♪
Move!
You muppet.
***.
Coming through, ***!
Ahh!
Take that!
Nobody does that to me, OK?!
Oi, oi, oi! Hey!
Shake hands and heal, ladies.
Come on, shake.
Nothing to see, girls.
Play on.
Better watch your *** back,
or you're dead meat
bruv.
Gold
Gold.
♪
Scooter Girl! Now we're even Steven.
Hey, short stuff, what's up?
Nothing, just some nightmare girl.
So who is this chick
that brings on the sweats?
Think her name's Mini.
She's ***.
Why?
Meet Anita.
Mini's last slay.
She wore the same outfit on
first day of college.
Not pretty.
If Roundview was a medieval village,
I'd strap that witch
to a ducking stool.
Save us your
Middle Ages wet dream, Rich!
She's probably got gills
under her armpits.
Ahem! >
Ladies! How's it hanging?
Cowshit and ***.
*** off, now.
Those dicks are death.
Avoid.
Haven't seen you around Bristol.
How come you started so late?
I kind of, like, moved here.
From where?
Oxford.
Understandable, but why?
If you're gonna start ***, can you just
get it over with now,
because I had enough grief before
Start ***?
What grief?
Before, like, Oxford,
or past-life before?
I had a dream two Sundays ago that I was
a slave, on a plantation in Jamaica
Shut up, Grace.
No hard feelings.
Again.
I'm Mini.
Liv.
Grace.
Hello!
Franky.
You know, you are pretty ***
Badass.
Yes, you are.
So, Franky Badass
fancy hanging out later?
No.
Er, I mean, no thanks.
No, I'm sure it smells lovely.
Not alternative enough for you?
I I just I got to, um
I've got go home after college.
See you later!
Don't be gay, Gracey.
What was that about? >
New start, yeah? New start.
Ah, newbie.
School's out.
I, uh, had a stomach ache.
Oh, you got proof?
Stool photos, *** like that?
Er, no.
Copy what's on the board.
Present tomorrow.
You're first.
All right?
Oh, great!
It'd be rude not to.
Nice one.
Welcome to our world!
Come on, Franky.
Oh! I'm sorry.
Peek-a-boo, Mini-moo!
Franky's seriously got the funk.
So, Frunky, I'm having
a party tomorrow night and
er, was wonderinglike to come?
That'd be yeah, that'd be cool!
Excellent.
Oh, but what are you going to wear?
Cos we need, well, the situation
sorted out first.
No offence!
Oh, my gosh.
You've never worn
make-up before, have you?
What about with your girls in Oxford?
I didn't have none.
No friends?
No, I had a mate, a best mate, Dean,
but he went young offenders.
That is so *** cool!
I won't bite.
Look it's just to try.
OK?
Some eyeshadow won't hurt.
Ah, beautiful.
You've totally got, like,
"*** me" eyes, girl.
Totally "*** me sideways" eyes.
When you've finished licking her out
We've got outfits to sort!
This will be perfect
for you, Franks!
I look like a *** ***.
What, like me, you mean?
No, no, it's just
You look
Like a *** butterfly!
What is?
What you're wearing
to my party, butterfly.
Minus the wife-***
and, um, shorts, naturally.
*** hell.
Knock yourself out.
Got the eye make-up for you - enjoy.
Peg it!
THE VACCINES: "Wrecking Bar"
That was so sick, Franky!
You OK, Mins?
Fine.
I mean, apart from securing
a Crimewatch spot with thieves,
abso-***-lutely!
I'm kind of near here,
so I'll see you guys.
Franky?
Is that your dad?
Franky?
And who's that with him?
My other dad.
I'm, er I'm adopted.
Oh! Like Annie.
I totally love her.
I can't stand the ***.
Are they, er, troubling you?
No, I'm fine.
We're Franky's new friends!
Friends?
Friends?
Girl
.
.
friends?
Yes.
Was Franky, like, bridesmaid?
Oh, no, we've only been blessed
with her for two years.
Ta-daah!
My man's a Chef de Partie.
Franky? Anyone else?
Mmm, this is sex!
So you actually made it, Jeff?
At four this *** morning.
I couldn't sleep.
Franky's first day.
Should have phoned after college.
Had us worried sick.
Sorry.
Totally my fault.
Franks was
trying stuff to wear to my party.
Party? That's *** brill!
Franky's going to a party, Geoff.
What did you try on, darling?
We got her make-up,
necklace and this.
She looked oh-my-God amazing.
You so have to wear it.
Franky?
Er, sorry.
She's still a bit fragile.
That, erm, grief in Oxford, right?
You you know about that?
Yeah, Franks told us everything.
Really tough, huh?
Yeah, it was.
Sorry, I need to check on dinner.
I'll be back in two shakes.
They got married in an army uniform.
Twisted or what?
Mini, that's naughty!
What the ***?
Oh, my God, she's been fraped!
Come on, Mini, this isn't fair!
Yeah, but look at that one!
We do not lock doors in this family.
It's the toilet.
Well, I haven't heard
any lavatorial what-have-yous
whatsoever, clever clogs.
Chin up.
Your mates await!
What the hell are you doing
looking at those?
It just came on
when Grace brushed past it.
We're really, really sorry.
We're friends.
This is not fair.
She had a really
*** time at the last school.
We were just looking.
I don't care, this was a real
What the ***?!
I can't believe you looked at them!
Please don't say anything.
Please, promise.
Promise me!
Yeah, Franky, we promise.
Yes, Franky, of course.
Cross our hearts.
Bye.
Dicksplash!
Geoff, did you hear that? She just
called her dad "dicksplash".
Franky, only I can call Jeff that.
Great, gold star for discipline(!)
I was aiming for levity.
You need to start trusting.
No person is an island.
You're going to have to make
an effort this time.
*** off.
THIEVES LIKE US:
"Never Known Love"
Fire wins out over my self doubt
Her blue sea was seeking me
Broken dreams were breaking me
Swam into the deep blue sea
Days were heavy with despair
Broken dreams were breaking me
Cherubs pushed for more and ♪
I've been waiting for so long
To come here now
and sing this song
Oh, don't be fooled
by what you see
Don't be fooled by what you hear
Oh ♪
Don't crack up
Bend your brain
See both sides
Throw off your mental chains
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! ♪
Freeze.
You are not
ducking brekkie again.
Trick or treat?
Oh, bloody Nora.
Don't take the ***, all right.
You've just been a bit over-zealous,
that's all.
Here, let me.
When I was your age, I bought
myself a Sergio Tacchini tracksuit
and a sovereign ring
for every finger.
You wore sovereigns?
I even had a Playboy one.
I didn't get any more ***
off the estate after that,
but I developed
so much testosterone,
I didn't know what to do.
So I joined the TA.
And when our eyes met
across the assault course,
he just couldn't deny me.
I'm sure she was an angel
Cos I've seen one before
She said let me play a song
that I know ♪
*** me, Franky.
Pretty please with sugar on top.
Adoring the new you.
Yeah, it's well original, Franks.
What's it called.
Lidl La Roux?
Mini
I'm sorry, but you can't come
to my soiree like that.
Why?
Cos Cos I mean, it looks like
she's been gang-*** by clowns!
What about that gorge dress
I got you?
I don't think it's
Soz, don't speak mumble.
What?
It isn't right.
Why not?
Come on, why not?
Do I look like
a bulimic *** Barbie?
***.
I'm sorry.
Fine.
It's fine.
See you guys in class.
Nick.
And it was my cell-mate, Peter,
who taught me to read
and it really helped block out
the flashbacks from that
gruesome night.
Who's this?
Your mum?
No.
This is my mum, sandwiched
between Dickens and Nabokov.
This is the original punk -
Charlotte *** Bronte!
This is my ID.
Do you get me?
Yeah? Good.
Now, I asked you to prepare
and discuss to the class
whether choice truly shapes us.
Thank you, Richard,
please resume picking your hole.
Oi.
Fresh meat.
You're up.
All right?
Um, yeah, so
*** Sorry.
No.
*** is good.
*** is poetic
expression for the unsayable soul.
Carry on.
Right.
Yeah.
So, um
***.
Erm Yeah.
Basically if If you can, like,
choose your identity cos
I tried today
and now I feel,
kind of, less like me
and I mean I'm not exactly
over the moon
about being me
in the first place, but now
Now I think
I kind of like it less
than trying not to be me.
Um, cos I just want to, like,
just be.
Yes, we can!
Well done, Fitzgerald,
you just took a big dump on
the grave of Jean-Paul Sartre.
Sorry, Sir.
Rugger practice, like,
over-ran and ***.
Your turn to pick up
the soap, was it?
We use shower gel
in the free world, Sir.
Sit the *** down, meatheads.
Next up
What's the big joke?
YouFranks.
Oh, my God! I'm so sorry.
I thought something like this might
happen.
That's why I tried to help.
You promised.
Oh, Franks
Franky
Looks like someone won't be
coming to my party.
Shame.
What?
*** you!
*** you all!
*** you, you ***!
***! You!
Go!
Go away, please!
I said, "go away"!
Is it real?
Do you want to find out?
It's a re-drilled replica.
It shoots bullets, OK?
Bullets for ***?
What?
Is this how you have fun?
Can you just leave me alone?
Go on, then.
I don't have to take
this *** any more.
No, you don't.
***.
You're beautiful.
No.
No, I'm not.
I'm
I'm a no-good *** magnet.
I'm I'm nothing.
So why do I see aglorious ***
head-*** thing?
Who are you?
Don't
See you around.
Remember to aim
straight for the heart next time.
This is amazing!
Is it like Wallace & Gromit?
After the apocalypse.
How did you get in?
Your dad let me.
The old one.
He's lovely.
Soyou've come
to take the *** some more?
No, Franky.
I came to say sorry.
Sorry?
For *** my life up? Again?
That wasn't me, it was Nick.
Mini's boyfriend?
Doing her dirty work.
She's really sorry, Franky.
***.
She is.
I know she is.
Deep down.
She just
doesn't know it yet.
We really like you, Franky.
Me, Liv and um
Have a great party.
I'm sorry you won't
be going, Franky.
Yeah.
So am I.
What do you think?
Yeah.
Me too.
Ooh, ooh-ooh
We can't fly
Come on, let's try
Ooh, ooh-ooh
We're boys and girls
Who rule the world
Ooh, ooh-ooh
We can't fly ♪
Let's go.
Or kiss the sky ♪
Now.
So long, bye-bye ♪
Now.
We can't
Oh, no, we can't
♪We can't
Oh, no, we can't
We can't fly
Or kiss
The sky
So long
Bye-bye
Come on
Don't cry
We
We can't fly
We don't have an invite, ***.
*** it, just be cool!
Evening, me lovely.
Don't think so, boys.
She's only a little chicken.
Rush on three.
One, two
Don't ***, lads.
All right! All right!
Cor, you look sharp, Franks!
I could go gay for you, I reck.
She's a girl, you ***.
Thank you.
You all right, little 'un?
Franky!
Come on.
Fancy a spliff?
Thanks.
You'll look like a nun
at a brothel in there.
Mini.
Franky, what the hell are
you doing here?
I came because you,
uh, you invited me.
Well, now I'm uh-uh-un-inviting you,
Cinder-fella, soleave.
I don't wantto.
No, I'm staying.
I'mI'm not going anywhere.
F-R-E-A-K.
Now what does that spell?
Let me see, oh, yeah, you.
No wonder the girls at your old
school went ape *** on your ***.
I mean, just, just look at you,
standing there like some
Cuntless ***-alike
no-breed stutter-*** spako
lamo ***-headed *** magnet
Oliver Twist-ed thimble-titted
loser-loner fugly ***?
I think you're great.
A billion miles better than this,
this *** place.
And I really feelthat,
that we could be mates
*** awesome mates.
They're not your mates.
They're my mates.
We only let you tag
along with us for jokes.
That's not true.
Is it, Grace? That's not true.
Speak up, Gracey.
Mini, please.
We had laughs, Liv, didn't we?
Must've been tripping, Frankenstein.
Now get the *** out of my party.
That bad-mouthed ***'s like
*** on my *** stiletto.
Seriously, Mins, this
isn't Year 11 any more.
Where the *** is Grace?
I take it madam had
a delightful eventide.
***.
Franky! Come back!
Oi!
What the ***?
Get off me! Stop!
Agh, what are you doing?!
Can you *** put me down already?
This isn't funny.
*** hell,
Rich, I'm gonna be sick.
Right.
Are we ready, yeah?
What the ***?
Welcome to Bristol, Franky.
This is my favourite place.
Cheers.
You ***!
Come on, come on!
Come on, Franky, get in now!
BRITISH SEA POWER:
We're All Waving Flags
.
.
I'm freezing
What do you do for fun, Rich?
Listen to music.
Liaaarrrr.
Go to gigs
Hang out with my mate.
Gay! Gay! Gay! Gay! Gay!
Hi
Um, er, umyour t-shirt
You need someone to
teach you the ways of the woman.