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Dear Santa, this year, I'm not going to make a greedy wish like I did the last six times.
When you didn't show up. I'm just pointing out, you know.
This time I do not desire a brand new mobile phone, or the latest Call of *** game.
Please, grant peace to mankind and brains to those who haven't developed one yet.
Also, he he, I want a banana, ha, so I can finally shoot that dirty, corrupt bunny...who stole my girlfriend
Forever yours. A young little boy from the hood.
P.S. deliver in a timely manner.
Where did I leave it?
Hold it!
Does Santa really exist?
Well, let's find out!
I call my friend.
(hey I just met you, and this is crazy)
Hey, mum.
Hey...son
Mum, why is your voice so deep?
Which voice?
Anyway, cut the crap, we got a mission over here.
Who's this?
It's me, who's there?
It's me too. -Well, what's the problem then?
Don't know. -Ah, there ain't no problem. Ok, Is 20 mins at my place alright?
20 minutes sounds ok.
Whoah, dude, you already came!
What's the matter, man? -I can't do this anymore.
Why, does it hurt so bad? Does it? Tell me the truth.
You have to let me go, man. -Do I have to? Let me go just, leave... OK!
Angarde, dragon, angarde, I am unbeatable.
It was a long fight, but I finally tamed you, dragon.
*gasps*
And even drank their own pee.
I don't want this water, I want my soda. Better if I drink my pee now.