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hey friends and welcome to the first ever episode of how to be Zoey, with your host
me zoey deshonl. I cant think of a better person who would know how to be me better
than me HAHAHA. Anyway lets get started.The first piece of equipment you will need to
properly be me, zoey deshonel, is a pair of cute geeky glasses. Because I like to bring
the crazy side with the cute side. Place them on your face, like so. See? Now I have the
perfect balance between cute and sexy, I'm also kind of nerdy. You may recognize me as
a quote un-quote hipster. I dont like to identify with this stereo type I'd rather be known
as manic pixy dream girl. Thank you for tuning in. I'd like to introduce myself first before
I begin talking about important thinkings which I probably will end up doing. My name
is Zoey, Zoey Deshonel. You may recognize me from a pretty popular TV show new girl.
I play myself Zoey. This is my cat! Awe man, listen, I don't wanna, mm. Awe man...This
is Katie Burn's character reel. Hey, hey do you ev-hey? Hey man. Do you ever wonder, wonder,
if you found a place? Hey maaan. You think your a big spenda, you like to make investments.
You like to buy nice shiny things, fast cars, big rings, big watches, gold rings, gold watches,
gold ladies, ***. I think we talk the same language you and I, so I have buisnes
proposal for you. Hello and welcome to my beautiful home. I am Stephanie christianie
and I live here with my wonderfully handsom and rich husband. We have, we have two children,
we have two children and we live in the south of georgia. I've actually never been to the
south of georgia so i have no idea how they sound. Life if mighty hard being scarlet o'hara.
This is why I've decided to do this video entry to make people understand what it's
like to be such a beautiful wealthy lady like myself. The hardest part of it all is Ret
Buttler's always chasing me around. Scarlet, Ashley,
Scarlet, Ashley, Scarlet, Ashley, Scarlet, Ashley, Scarlet, Ashley oh ashley. My name
is Daisy and I live in beautiful west eg with my husband, we have a daughter. Although I
don't recall where she is right now, I'm probably sitting on her. Gatsby, what Gatsby? Heeey,
my name's mary-kate, this is where I live with my twin sister Ashley Olsen. It's very
hard to separate us, we look so similar. That's why in daily life we try to dress outrageously.
Although I do get a little cold and I can't walk very far weighed down by ten layers of
fur.