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What I´m hearing with my ears?
Wow, that´s a BIG party outside
And me with this filthy hair.
Ouh, Kids are killing again the grandmammas with marbleballs!
Another time the Drunked David Hasselhoff has stoped his car on top of my roses.
Mental note: Kill him.
Uffff, the girl next door is again in top less. Oh my…
I´m going to watch the news.
Uf, they are broadcasting three months with the same news report.
Let´s watch the OTHER news.
I´m Manola, the most good tasting reporter.
Police agents are looking for the evil Venom along the streets of Villajoyosa.
The evil one scaped because he used the mask of a unknown for every body superhero called Deadpool.
This resolutive costume was captured with the security close circuit television cameras of the ex-major brothel. -That´s a good looking boy ma.--
Don´t confuse the evil Venom with the good Black Spiderman .
He is a ***. Ok, *** yourselves.
He will see, now he will see
Poor Deadpool I have stolen his mask and he didn´t deserve that.
Little Susan have a mouse and it eat "turron" and anis balls.
Oh, look at me, look at me!!
I have not spider web nor symbionts nor *** stuff of that
And I take the mask in front of your nose LOSER, I´M WINNER, YOU LOSER
Now, *** yourself.
Angelina Jolie, Angeliiiiiina.
You and me must CLEAR something.
***, what a "rush".
Uhh, of course, of course, you have come here with your symbiont, or not?
You clown.
Which one are you going to use the fist one or the *** one? The fist or the two horns?
If I shoot my web shoots… Without my web shoots I´m NOTHING.
You are searching for a beating.
OK, so come here for it. If you dare.
Don´t you think my pose is sooo good?
Have you look at my powerfull biceps? --You are going to know it by the hard way.--
Yes?? Are you a little *** don´t you?
Look, this is a body. And if you didn´t believe how hard working I have to get it
look at this video.
Have you look at my powerfull biceps? I´m since year 75 training with Danni DeVito.
So, if you dare fight with me!!
Let´s go, let´s go. -What are you doing man?-
Let´s go, let´s go. Flying away from me eh? -Be carefull!-
Little spider come here I´m going to step on you. -Don´t come closer-
Little spidy, Little spider, uuuuuuh. -You are going to remember this.-
Come here. -Do you see this? Take it!!-
Wow, what a jab. Now I know that you have trained for.
Uh, oh, throwing liquids at me!! Excrescences!! A lady will be pregnant with this?
Ahhh, this is revolting!! -No, never---
Ey, do you love my nuts bag?
What´s happening here, are you trying to *** me?
This is not the way of doing that. This is our first date!! Treat me with care and love.
Can I wash it? What a crap.
So you think that you can escape from me so easy, you are so wrong about it.
I´m going to play comb with your intestines. -What are you doing?--
So come closer.
Ok, best to fly away.
Eh, what´s happening here!. --Bravo, Charly, where we are?--
I don´t know we are lost. --This is a problem for our mission.--
--Where is Jhonny?-- This requires immediate desperate measures.
Wow man, Snake Eyes where the hell we are?
Please don´t aim at me!.
Ey you look behind you there is the Cobra Commander!!
Ey, please don´t shoot at me I was only trying.
My spider sense is tingling crazy.
Oh man if you have broken it… It´s a limited edition!! ***.
What´s happening here Deadpool?
What´s happening here?, "I´m wondering what´s happening here?".
because I haven´t got a fancy symbiont I have to know all the thing.
Let´s…. Goodbye. ***!!
Sonic, what place is this?
I have no idea about it Tails.
Maybe we must see around.
Ok, come with me.
Oh my… There is plenty of man dressed in lycra clothes!! I think is best to fly away now!
Let´s go, I´m terrified of it!!
Wait, wait a moment macho man. Now goes the good one.
It fail. ***!!
Amerikan. -Russian-
***, *** off. -"Curva, curva" (old ***)-
Deadpool, something is going really bad, my spider sense is tingling so hard.
U.S.A., U.S.A., U.S.A., U.S.A., --Russia, Russia,Russia, Russia,--
Wait, wait a moment, because your spider sense didn´t work before in your house.
So, Keep it with your self, goodbay.
Oooh, man, What´s happening with this??
Let´s Work, please work. Work, Work!!
What?
Is it possible that we have returned to Planet Earth my Lieutenant?
Yes.
Remember that a have a date with Carter in Abydos!! -What can I do?!- Carter!!-I don´t know what to do!!--
Carter!! -I don´t know what to do!!-
Ooooooou, what a mess of characters, where they are coming from?
They are not from Marvel!!
What weird crossover these freakies are making with this video!!
Please close the video!! Shut off the computer!! Please safe me!!
Black Spiderman, because is Black Spiderman and not Venom. If you haven´t noticed this is because you don´t know a *** about comics.
And Deadpool without white eyes because this fan film is from the periode when he has got the Tommas Cruz face.
They decided to beat hard all the little characters teleported by mistake to the "Deadpool Villa". Returning them by the hard way to their parallel dimension worlds.
But the treaty didn´t last a lot of time.