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A look at what's going on across the country. Yet another major system working it's way
up the Eastern Seaboard and will park itself over the Maritimes dumping 10 to 20 feet by
Sunday. So be sure to be dressed the way you'd like to found by Archeologists of the future,
chipping your corpse out of it's icy grave. Environment Canada also recommends eating
family members in descending order of age. So, "Look out, Grandpa"!
Ok, moving West! Now you folks in the Prairies still experiencing a cold snap, the likes
of which is only seen on other worlds like Io; the icy Moon of Jupiter.
Many, MANY people will die as is extreme high pressure system your area like the claws of
death, leaving everything as hard as tempered glass. So, stay indoors, you guys! That should
keep you alive an extra 4 to 8 hours, giving you time to settle up any family history,
and, make peace with your fate. ok, out West, the BC interior still being
pounded with EXTREMELY heavy rainfall so look out for more of those mudslides, or, for the
Earth to just open up and swallow you all whole like a Hump Back whale feeding on krill!
We've also got some unusually high temperatures and barometric pressure which will make the
sea boil and froth as if a revengeful lord were punishing you for losing your way.
Also, expect 10 to 15 centimeters of hellfire. So you grab yourself an umbrella on your way
out the door tomorrow! Be sure to check up on more updates on the
2's and 10's. Bye for now.....