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Fuwaa
[tighten]
[walk walk]
[Alice Margatroid]
[School charisma ranking 37th place]
[Her personal hero]
[Dr. Wily]
(I made a discovery from the last time's Hina incident!)
[How to hit on women 50 methods]
[How to hit on women 50 methods] Dolls gain consciousness under a certain condition
(If I can elucidate this law...)
[Alice Margatroid]
(It's not out of reach!)
[Nickname Pickled trash]
(to have the world at my command!)
[Interest]
[World Domination]
Touhou no Nichijou
The Beginning of Things ♪ [Touhou] Futatsuiwa of Sado with ocarina [I played it]
Ms. Kamishirasawa~ How about we go to one more place?~
Ms. Futatsuiwa...haven't you had a bit too much to drink?
[nu]
Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you!?
Uwooooo!
...and so
There is a strong relationship between charisma and music, and...
Pickle hasn't come to school recently...
Huh? Oh, well...
I won't have any more thoughts even if you keep on filming, you know?
Patchouli, let's go eat mushrooms or something
...I want mobile sweets... [it looks like this]
Huh?
Thank you for your interest
What are you doing?
Y-You're Master's friends!
What's this? Blitz's acquaintances?
Ooh, they're cute magician girls ♥
A bunch of similar ones came They're my brothers
At Master's wshes, we're now working at this store [M Stage High-Speed Blitz Doll Human Village Left Road District 5]
What kind of store is this?
Please come! We'll take you there!
[Dear Mother...]
[...and my old man living in the Human Village]
[500 yen/hour for women]
[500 yen/hour for women] [Pickle has done it again]
That's our club
That's a host club*!!!! [*Male "hosts" offer company to female customers, flirting, serving drinks, etc.]
You can request a host that appeals to you using this panel
That's the stage selection screen!!!!!
Let's Check Out Inside the Store, Too ♪ Rockman 2's Wily stage arranged
You two ♪
Thanks for coming!
How about you go climb back into your mother's womb?
How about you go climb back into your mother's womb? Womb!?
Marisa: How did you afford this store? Alice: I asked Mommy, and she gave me money
Then ask Mommy and have this store shut down
Then ask Mommy and have this store shut down (Why!?)
It's so much fun, oh so much fun
What the dolls need to gain consciousness is love!
And it can be fostered easily in a host club!
Hey, tell me! What kind of *** are you wearing today!? What color!?
They've perfectly inherited their trash parent's distorted view of love
Huh? What's that?
You're here too, Ms. Keine?
K-Kirisame!?
D-Don't get the wrong idea! Ms. Hieda and I were invited here by Ms. Futatsuiwa and couldn't say no!
Isn't that right, Ms. Hieda!?
Ms. Futatsuiwa and Ms. Kamishirasawa seem to be regulars here. They forced me to tag along
Lying's no good~ Kamisharasawa~!
Lying's no good~ Kamisharasawa~! Here, drink up!
Mnnnn!
Glug glug!
Ms. Futatsuiwa! You can't make her drink so much! Welcome to the club!
Genius Shiki-chan Can Do Anything! ♪ [6th Touhou M-1 Grand Prix] Eiki-sama's song pieced together
Isn't host club is a lively place, Eiki-sama?
Stay focused, Komachi We're here to inspect this business today
[Human Village School Supreme Justice Eiki Shiki, Yamaxanadu]
[This way]
We must make sure that host clubs don't disturb the Village's public order and morals!
We must make sure that host clubs don't disturb the Village's public order and morals! But it seems pretty fun~ Eiki-sama
Do you think so? I prefer the Komeiji Wan-Nyan Land
Man, she's such a kid...
What!? Enma-sama is here to inspect the store?
Change!
Four of you take care of Enma-sama!
Sorry for the wait!
We'll be your hosts!
I Can't Beat Him! ♪ I can't beat Air Man
I shall make it cool!
Wapu!?
Wh-What are you--hey, wapu!
It's not good to cool women too much!
It's hot!
Hot! Hot!
Hey! Stop!
Komachi: Wahaha It's a gust of hot wind! Fire+Wind!
Komachi: Wahaha. It's like she's being attacked It's a gust of hot wind! Fire+Wind!
Change Weapon [Touhou hand-drawn] Because I'd get scolded by Shikieiki-sama [arrange]
Change!
Wh...
Wh-Why?
Was my bubble takoyaki joke not funny?
It was the worst
[Suwako Moriya Charisma ranking 14th place]
I apologize!
Great guys don't come around so often
(Fukasaku-sama...) [↑ Her first love]
What!?
She called "change" on you? We don't have enough hosts...
There was a waiter doll that Mommy sent me
Send him to table number 3!
Man, she's a real slave driver
She wants me to go host even though I'm just a waiter...
She wants me to go host even though I'm just a waiter... Where's table number 3?
Aua
Give Me Compensation ♪ ♪ [Touhou hand-drawn] Because I'd get scolded by Eiki Shiki-sama [arrange]
CHUIIIII Eiki-sama! Eiki: Uwaaaa!!
I'll take care of your nails! Eiki: Uwaaaa!!
That's enooough!
What seems to be the problem?
The problem!?
I will sue you!
I cannot allow this business's cruel and inhuman actions!
SHOOOCK!! I will hold a trial right this moment!
But I am the judge. Komachi here will be the plaintiff
Huh!? Me!?
...this isn't looking good
[Komachi: What a pain...] She's maintaining fairness by making Komachi the plaintiff, but it's presiding judge = plaintiff
It's a rigged race all right [Komachi Onozuka Charisma ranking 31st place]
Not that I care about Pickle's club getting shut down
but I'm not liking this
It's Not Joshiraku, It's PC-98! ♪ arranging Touhou PoDD "Maniacal Princess" however I want to
I'm sleepy
I'm sleepy [Plaintiff]
Hi there, I'm Kotohime. I'll be detective, prosecutor, and lawyer
Hi there, I'm Kotohime. I'll be detective, prosecutor, and lawyer I'd like to begin the direct examination, then ♪
[Defendant]
Do I not get a lawyer!?
[Direct Examination]
I have a question for all the hosts
What kind of attitude do you have towards your work?
It's definitely for the money!
I'm spending most of it on my nails!
I'm pretty sadistic
It's fun tormenting girls
They like me when I tell them that I'm a dentist's son
I wanna eat a stomach-full of Chankonabe*! [*Pot stew meal sumo wrestlers eat to gain weight]
Spin my propellers...
is all I do!
I would have preferred a comedy dojo
But it's Master's command, so nothing I can do
***!
How could there be anything else!?
Well...
How about making the customers happy
How about making the customers happy So, as you can see!
Everyone has only impure motives [Alice: You're all too honest...]
With attitudes like these, it's no surprise that their service is substandard
It also explains how Eiki-sama was treated
Letting dolls like these be hosts is out of the question!
This club should therefore immediately be suspended~!
Objection! DAZE!
We're the defendant's lawyers! You two!
Just because their motives are impure doesn't mean that they're not taking their job seriously
I'll prove that the dolls are fully dedicated to their job!
It turns out there was a customer who has been coming to the club day and night
It's this customer who has been teaching the dolls a distorted method of service
I've brought her as a witness!
Ask me anything!
Ask me anything! [Lyrics: "Gensokyo's number one female pig..."]
[Tenshi Hinanawi School charisma ranking 5th place Nickname Pain Ruler]
It's Basically All Her Fault ♪ [IOSYS] Masochistic ***
You were at this club for three whole days, is that correct?
Well, it's what you'd call an aristocratic taste
You're the one who taught weird services to the dolls, is that correct?
You mean the heater-cooler and drill nail polishing?
It'd be boring without that bit of stimulation!
So you forced these innocent dolls, who didn't know any better, into your super sadistic fetishes
Uh...th-that's right!
Couldn't you have predicted that the weird-*** fetish you taught them would cause trouble for other customers?
*pant pant* You're seriously the worst! You're causing trouble for everyone! Do you understand!?
*pant pant* What are you so happy about!? Are you sorry for what you did!? You dirty pig!
KICK You can leave now
Ah ♥ The defense ends the direct examination of the witness
Hmm...
Welcome to the club!
Lawyer, refrain from super sadistic questioning
Rain or Shine Rainmaking Doll ♪ [Touhou original arrange] Moon, Girl, and Skyscraper [Native Faith]
Rainmaking Doll, are you more into flies, or crickets?
I'll feed them to you the next time ♪
Um...I just drink oil...
I apologize for interrupting
Your host has been requested, so we'll have to borrow him
Your host has been requested, so we'll have to borrow him Whaat!?
NONONONO!
Why would someone request me?
It's that customer over there
Kanako!?
Why did you request him!?
To harass you
This person's kind of scary...
This person's kind of scary... I have to be above you in everything
I arranged for this doll to always host me
[Kanako Yasaka School charisma ranking 13th place]
*tremble*
She might swallow me whole...
She might swallow me whole... How do you like that? With the way you usually spend your allowance so carelessly, you couldn't possibly outpay me here, could you?
Your everything belongs to me...
Mnn~ I'll even do this~
SNAP
Backfire ♪ Ancient Battlefield ~ Suwa Foughten Field
[Direct Examination]
[Direct Examination] A question for the defendant
What did you make those dolls for?
W......
World Domination...
(Marisa: Pickle!!!!)
Is that so...
(Don't be so ridiculously honest and give such a denpa answer!)
(You'll hurt the judge's impression!) She's looking at you with eyes of pity
[Defense's examination of the witness]
(I have to improve the club's impressions as much as I can before _that_ happens...)
It seems that you have been coming to this club these several days
Was that because you were satisfied with the club's service?
No...
The hosts made be come...
I can't defy Eiki-sensei... (Marisa: Damn it!!!!)
Your Honor
Isn't a ruling in order~?
(This is bad! If she hands down a ruling before _that_ happens, we might...I mean we _will_ lose!)
ZUZUZU
ZUZUZU I declare...
ZUZUZUZU Wha!?
ZUZUZUZU Wha!? Wha!?
ZUZUZUZUZU
ZUZUZUZUZU Whaaaaaa!?
It's Time for a Battle ♪ The Mind Dive of the God of War [EarlGray]
What in the
What in the world!?
A daidarabotchi*, huh? [*Gigantic youkai in Japanese mythology]
You're pretty serious, then
Die
*step* SLAP
Fufun...
SMIRK
It kicked her!
It kicked her! The club...
*crumbl*
*kero kero*
*kero kero* Daidarabotchi is known for its long hands and legs
You underestimated me, Kanako
Here Comes the Counterattack ♪ Rampaging Spirit and the Wind of God
NU
NUUUU
NUUUU
ZU
ZUZUZUZU
ZUZUZUZU Gate of Onbashira
God's punishment!
DODODODODO God's punishment!
DODODODO
DODODODO Uooooo!!!!
DODODO This is crazy!
Koto!
Koto! It's time for me to patrol the Village for hidden insurgency!
Do something about the insurgency right in front of you!!!!
Hii~!
Eiki-sama...
Your Honor!!
Watch--
--out!
Otomen*'s Policy [*A man who likes girly things. Reference to the manga Otomen] FLASH, with Flashman! [Hyadain]
W-Why did you save me!?
Without me there wouldn't even have been a trial...
I protect all ***!!
How could I do ignore the cute black and white *** in distress?
Don't be discouraged...
Your Honor
As you can see, although his motives are impure, he gives the very highest priorities to his customers (***)
About his only mistake was the super masochistic fetishes that Tenshi taught
Is the Human Village the Meteor Town? ♪ Hisouten "Flawless purity"
Please wait!
Please forgive those dolls
The Village mob (people)!?
Kirisame-san asked me to bring them
They all like that club
They are good villagers
who often help clean the Village
In this world there are those who deceive and those are deceived
They're the latter
*shake*
They're the Eight Protectors who guard the Village
They're the Eight Protectors who guard the Village You must not punish them
Man, I was sleeping
BOOM Man, I was sleeping
BOOM What's all this ruckus?
Why didn't you help me!!!? Gyan
Phew...
Defendant Alice Margatroid Alice: Oh!
[Minor characters]
[Minor characters] Acquitted of all charges!
[Minor characters: Ohhh] Acquitted of all charges!
Our Battle Is Just Beginning! ♪ Okkusenman [Eurobeat Mix] + Okkusenman mix [Noraneko]
BOOM GYAAA
BOOM GYAAA It looks like it was my misunderstanding
BOOM GYAAA Please continue to run a successful club, for the good of the Village
BOOM You know what to do for the moment, correct?
BOOM Y...
SHIIINE Yes!!
Everyone, you know what to do, right?
YEAHH!! Bring the check to customers with no manners!
Please...!
Refrain from fighting in the club!!!!!!
Denouement "Tomorrow will be Special; Yesterday was Not" Hisoutensoku arrange
Compensation Fee & Bill 65,535,000 yen [$655,350 = $(2^16 - 1) *10]
A~u~
What should we do...
Sanae's is going to scold us~
She'll kill us~
Let's apologize together...
She'll eat us~
Let's apologize...
Thanks for your work, everyone
It's back to square one...
Let's make this a good host club...
(Why a host club...?)
But even if you get the compensation fee...
it's not something you can get right away How are you going to rebuild the club?
G-Good point...
We'll earn the money!
We'll work part-times at the amusement park!
You all...
Well, since the dolls are working hard, you'll have to work, too
What...!?
I'll ask Mommy for money!
[falls over]
Touhou no Nichijou 2
Voice
Marisa None
Alice None
Patchouli None
High-Speed Blitz Doll None
Eiki Shiki None
Everyone None
Producer Kiyotaka Yukanadare
Drawing Kiyotaka Yukinadare
Video check Kiyotaka Yukinadare
Art? Kiyotaka Yukinadare
Background Kiyotaka Yukinadare
Finishing Kiyotaka Yukinadare
CG There is none
Sound studio My house
Commercial producer Me
Touhou no Nichijou
Manga
Kiyotaka Yukinadare
Serialized in daily Nico Nico Manga
Based on work by Team Shanghai Alice
ZUN
Alice Margatroid
Patchouli Knowledge
Marisa Kirisame
High-Speed Blitz Doll
Dolls I haven't thought of names for
Rain or Shine Rainmaking Doll
Person who kind of looks like she's from Joshiraku
People who don't seem like they have honest jobs
Weirdo
Weirdo
The Highest of Native Gods Suwako Moriya
The Supreme Justice of Paradise Eiki Shiki, Yamaxanadu
The Avatar of Mountains and Lakes Kanako Yasaka
Ending Theme Koi-no jumon-wo tonaeru teido-no nouryoku (Ability to cast a love spell) Ashitaka sekki (just the beginning)
Making this ending alone is taking many hours, so please send me your illustrations. I'll really use them in the ending. [Translator note: This series is ongoing as of March 2014.]
Touhou no Nichijou volume 2 Sold at Touhou Kouroumu (Osaka) 10/7
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