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Hello there my friend! Today I will teach you how to be,
the best nationality that there is in the world
And can you guess what it is? Yes! Correct! Indian!
So first of all I must tell you that
my extensive knowledge of Indian people and culture
comes from many hours of tedious research...
by watching Bollywood movies.
first step in being Indian is speaking like an Indian person
You need to have the accent
and you need to practice for many hours, like I did, even before I though about making this video
because it is just the coolest accent in the world, there can be nothing
serious said in this accent
I am sorry to inform you but you are going to die soon. I love Indian accent.
Step number two.
You need to put on a lot of accessories with little bells on them
the more they bangle - the better.
Now that we have all the proper accessories,
We can move on to step number three...
Always have a song in your heart
And always smile when you dance.
If you just got some bad news, its ok. Dance, it will make you feel all better.
if your boyfriend just dumped you, it's okay
If you just lost your job, dance!
And if there is no way you can save the situation with dancing, you have to make
friends with an elephant. Any self-respecting indian person does yoga
Yoga keeps your body, your mind, and your spirit healthy.
every self-respecting Indian is a snake charmer...
AAAAA WHAT THE ***?!! [thumping with the flute].*** is it DEAD?
There are very many Indian doctors here in the United States, because they are very smart. My Indian doctor is so hot... His name is...
Well I don't remember but he has an Indian name.
Thank You for watching my video.
Like, Comment and Subscribe.
And tell me how much you like it.
And eat curry!