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Ray: Hey there, Rayniacs! Welcome to another edition of Youtube Tips - Youtwips! or whatever.
Last week I showed you how to make a video using only your mind, and a camera, and a
***. This week we're going to talk about editing.
My favorite editing technique is called the "Stutter Edit".
Here's an example - example - example - example.
Matt: Wow Ray that was amazing! You're awesome! How did you learn how to do the things?.
Oh God. Doctor, is he going to be okay?
Doctor: He's sick, but he'll live. Matt: Oh thank God he's my best friend.
Doctor: All you need to do is administer these relatively inexpensive over-the-counter drugs--
Matt: *** that. Matt: Finally, this is the moment I've been
waiting for my entire life for the last two minutes.
Alex: Wait what? Matt: With Ray out of the picture, we can
steal all his youtube moneys, and/or his 19th century railroad bonds, and his VHS copy of
"Dunston Checks In". Alex: Let's do this!
Ray: What? Where am I? Ray: Welcome Ray.
Ray: What the crap?! Who the heck are you man?
Ray: I'm your subconscious. You're trapped inside me. You must face a series of increasingly
impossible tasks AND win a Nickelodeon Kids Choice Award.
Ray: Aw but that's impossible--wait, what category?
Ray: First, take the Sword--the uh Axe of Destiny, and you will come upon the Path of
Enlightenment--AUGH What are you doing? Ray: Taking back what's mine.
Ray: What are you doing in my stomach? Ray: Ten thousand dollars! I knew it!
Old Ray: And that was how I managed to pay off my campaign debt and finally ask for your
grandmother's hand in marriage. Little Girl: Please mister, I just want to
go home. Old Ray: Oh my dear boy, you should know better
than anyone that there's no escape from here, on my spaceship, on my island SPACESHIP ISLAND
VO: Next time on Spaceship Island. Hero: No, you listen to me! If General Thaydor
takes the escape pod to Quadrant 13, everybody on the island is DEAD.
Heroine: I know you've wanted this. Ever since we were on Ramqueequad, under the Fergleberry.
Latino Hero: Even if we could somehow magically escape from this spaceship, which by the way,
is impossible, how would we ever get off the island?
Corporal: Mark my words, Commander, by this time tomorrow, all of Spaceship Island WILL
BE MINE or whatever. Old Ray: That was an incredible video. If
you want to watch more Raydeos subscribe to the Ray Chase channel, or watch the FML Video
Guys, your choice America. Checkmate.