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BUBBA AUBURN'S BIGGEST FAN WAS TAKING HIS WIFE, WHO WAS PREGNANT WITH TWINS, TO THE
HOSPITAL WHEN HIS CAR WENT OUT OF CONTROL AND WRECKED. UPON WAKING HE SAW ME, ALABAMA
TOM AND HIS BROTHER LEROY, SITTING AT HIS BED SIDE. HE ASKED ME HOW HIS WIFE WAS AND I REPLIED, "DON'T WORRY,
EVERYBODY IS FINE AND YOU HAVE A SON AND A DAUGHTER. BUT THE
HOSPITAL WAS IN A REAL HURRY TO GET THE BIRTH CERTIFICATES FILED AND BOTH YOU AND YOUR WIFE
WERE OUT OF IT SO I NAMED YOUR DAUGHTER AND
LEROY NAMED YOUR SON."BUBBA "THEN ASKED, "WELL WHAT DID Y'ALL NAME THEM?" I REPLIED, "I NAMED YOUR LITTLE GIRL DENISE
AFTER YOUR WIFE." BUBBA SAID, "OH MY WIFE WILL LOVE IT! WHAT DID MY BROTHER COME UP WITH FOR MY SON?"
I BUSTED OUT LAUGHING AND SAID, "DENEPHEW."