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People stop me on the street all the time and ask me where I bought this t-shirt
THAT'S A LIE!
and that' why I want to tell you the story about it
if I'm not mistaken last year, I went to Pull & Bear, a clothing store that's in Agora Mall
when I enter the store, one the first things I see is a group of t-shirts
that have a sign that says "6 Dollars"
the first thing I do is take one of those shirts
Actually I was looking for a shirt that did not have anything in front, so it was
perfect to buy that shirt, the fabric looked good and just costs 6 dollars, why not?
I pick a few other things from the store
and go to the cash register to pay
when I get to the chash register, I see that they scan the shirt, the price of the shirt says
16 dollars
and that's when I say: "No, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait Wait!"
And I say to the girl who is in the cash register:
Me: "Excuse me darling but
I saw that that was on sale"
and she says
Her: "We do not sell anything on Sale"
Me: "But...
There's a sign that says 6 dollars
Isn't that a Sale price?"
HER: "No sir, if you look closely the sign says STARTING AT 6 DOLLARS"
And I was like: So this chick think it'll humiliate me? me? me?
And I have my mommy's credit card. No.
ME: "Not a problem, use this one"
Her: "Ok, no problem"
When I leave reality hits me, I lower my "bitchmeter" and
realize I just payed 16 bucks for a white t-shirt
I digest what just happened
and continue with my life
Like two days after I use the shirt, I wear it, I looks good, I use it with what I wanted to use it
perfect, it did the job, I put it on the laundry, wash it and when
I finish washing it, dry it, I then realize the
neck collar of the t-shirt is looser than a cow's *** just after giving birth, I just lost it
because I could not return the t-shirt, it was already washed, I do not know if that can be done
but I was not going to, my rage was so big that what I did was to grab
the collar and started ripping it off it little by little
I ripped it off, it was already loose
I just finished it. And this was the result.
Back when the shirt was 16 bucks and had his neck collar
no one asked for it, now that in my mind is 6 bucks and it's frayed, now people
ask me "Where did you bought it?" and "that style is so cool!"
I just want to tell the girl who sold me the shirt, that if she thinks she's going to humiliate me
or if she thinks she did, no my dear love, you couldn't. Tell me?
What now? Tell me?
and thank you very much for listening to my story. Have a nice rest of the day. Bye.