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Jesus Christ, Mackenzie, your New Year's party *** blows.
Oh really, Britt, thanks, I hadn't noticed.
I don't know, this cheese plate is pretty good.
No, Trisha, the fact that there's nobody *** here. This is what happens when you lose every
member of the cheer squad except for an idiot and a girl who hates everyone that isn't herself.
She's just upset, you're not an idiot.
Goddamit, now I see how *** parties are when you don't have any friends.
Wow, Rach, what a great party!
Oh thanks Judith!
Is anybody else coming?
No, I didn't invite anybody else.
Cool, I didn't want any other *** showing up anyway.
You ready for another episode of Gossip Girl?
Why not, I'm not driving!
I don't get it. Last year, this was the biggest party of the entire school year.
Yeah, there were so many people here. I remember I had to park all the way down on Westtring
Street.
How could we have pissed off so many people in a year?
Yeah, I mean, what was different then?
Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I present to you your 2012 Overland Park
High School Winter Carnival Candy Cane Princess and the love of my life, Mackenzie Zales.
Wow, Mackenzie, you arrived late to your own party just to make an entrance, huh?
What can I say Brittnay, I'm a showman. Blaine, you're looking very handsome tonight.
Thanks, my new year's resolution this year is not to make any mistakes that have far
reaching consequences for the rest of my life.
Don't worry Blaine, as long as you're with me, I won't let you make any mistakes. And
I don't plan on letting you go anytime soon.
Thanks, babe!
A toast! To friendship! May the bond that binds ours last through the ages!
To friendship!
To friendship!
By the by, have you all been introduced to the new foreign exchange student, Saison Margeurite?
No, we haven't met yet. Hi, Brittnay Matthews. What was your name again?
Oh, mon amie, my name is Saison Margeurite, I just moved here from Paris.
Paris? Oh my God I love France! Blaine, isn't Saison *** cool?
Yeah, she's alright I guess.
No, Blaine, she's *** cool. Say she's *** cool.
You're pretty *** cool, Saison.
Oh, merci, Blaine. I like your necklace.
Thanks! It's from a shark!
Oh my God, Saison, you are so cool. You and I are going to be like best friends. Oh my
god! You totally need to join the cheer squad!
Oh, Brittnay, I would love to be your how do you say best friend!
Oh my God, she doesn't know even know how to speak the language. How adorable is that?
If you will excuse me, I am going to help myself to some chips and how do you say dip.
Blaine, go show her where the chips are. And get her anything she wants.
Alright, whatever you say.
Hey Mackenzie, congratulations on winning Candy Cane Princess.
Yeah, staying up all night making those banners really paid off.
Aw, thanks you guys, well, you know what they say, a head cheerleader, is only as good as
the squad she has under her. Speaking of which, make sure you say hi to our new rookie, Ashley.
Already did! God, she's so cute.
Wait, we have a new squad member?
Well, yeah, after Taylor McDevitt transferred to God knows where, we had tryouts. Did we
not tell you about that?
Oh, weird, yeah, guess not. No problem, though. Just don't make a habit of it.
Ashley Katchadourian.
Uh, hey Trisha, how's it going?
Oh great, thanks. Listen, really excited to have you on the squad. I've been talking with
Mackenzie and we've decided that you should be in charge of the snacks.
Oh, oh my god, oh wow really? I 'd love to!
And who knows if you're lucky maybe one day you'll get to be in charge of something like
the door to the girls' bathroom.
Oh, oh wow, I don't think I'll ever be ready for that kind of responsibility.
Oh don't worry, it's not that big of a deal.
Um, hey Trisha?
Yeah?
Is that guy Justin dating anyone right now?
Who Justin Michaelson? Oh no, he's kind of the loser of the bunch. He never really has
any girls after him. You can totally date him if you want to.
Oh cool! Cool cool!
By the way, don't mention his father. Just trust me.
Thanks!
Oh my god Jennifer McMinnimen! Where the *** have you been?
Oh well, I've been in color guard this semester, so-
Ooooh! Sorry.
No it's cool.
Oh my God, have you met that new French girl?
Saison?
Yeah, French people are so cool!
Uh, I hate to break this to you Britt, but she's not from France.
She's not?
Uh no, she tells everyone she's from France, but she's actually from Canada.
Canada?
Yeah, Montreal.
Are you sure?
Brittnay, when was the last time I told a lie?
Third grade.
Yeah, and that was to save a young boy's life.
God, you know what, I'm pretty tolerant of most things, but if there's one thing that
pisses me off, so much that I want to stab a baby, it's people that lie about their origin
stories!
Ugh, I totally know what you mean. So watch out for her.
Thanks! I'll see you later.
Probably not.
God, Montreal, what a ***-
***! God, I *** hate her.
Wow, you guys really suck.
Ahhh!!!
Deandra, when did you get here?
Oh I don't know, at some point during that seemingly endless speech about how you all
ruined every relationship you've ever had in the course of a single year. God, you guys
are *** pathetic, you know?
Oh really, Megatron, what about you?
What about me? I've been to four different Applebee's just this week! My life's great!
Yeah, but where was your life at this time last year?
Well-
A toast! To the best cheer squad in the great state of Kansas! And the best friends any
girl could ever ask for!
And a toast! To the best head cheerleader any squad could ever ask for!
And a toast to toast! It, it tastes good!
You're *** right it does.
Oh my god, you're right. I was head cheerleader, I had ***-tons of friends. And now I've got
two prosthetic limbs, I spend most of my time hanging out with a bunch of girls I don't
even like, and to top it all off, there's nothing to eat. By the way, you're out of
food.
Of course we are.
Well, should we just toast to the new year?
Sure to 2014, may it not totally *** us in the ***!
Hey! You guys! I just found some uncooked cake batter in the fridge! Forget everything
I said, my life is great! Just great!
Previously, on Gossip Girl...
Man, what a crazy year it's been, Rach.
I know! So many things have changed!
Yeah! Just think back to where we were a year ago.
Previously, on Gossip Girl...
Man, what a crazy year it's been, Rach.
I know! So many things have changed!
Yeah! Just think back to where we were a
year ago.
Previously, on Gossip Girl...
Man, what a crazy
year it's been, Judith.