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welcome to the first debate you are both here to explain to Kansans
why they should pick you.
powerball why don't you go first
my fellow Kansans
since my price structure is changed we've had four brand new millionaires, right here in Kansas.
we've had one in Hutchinson, one in Moline. Lansing, and Topeka
excuse me
excuse me
Do I not get a podium?
We only have one podium. Mega Millions, same question to you, why should Kansans pick you?
May I first start off by telling you how lovely you look Sally?
no you may not
my fellow kansan you know me.
you know me because the world record winning jackpot was hit,
right here
in the great state of kansas
my opponent may have higher starting jackpots
but guess what I'm still a dollar, unlike fancy pants over here.
I assure you, my pants are no more fancy than anyone's/
have been there
oftentimes after lunch
My opponent will still have ketchup on his face. -Not true
my jackpots grow faster!
World record winning jackpot, right here in Kansas.
Four new millionaires in Kansas, this year alone. - Gentlemen, gentlemen please!
Kansans don't want bickering!
They want two big jackpot games that can work together
to bring excitement and big prizes right here in the heartland.
(crowd cheering)
What do you say you two? Can't you get along?
You know what? Sally's right.
We both can provide jackpots for Kansans.
that's true Powerball
even though you're terrible dancer doesn't mean you're also a great game
Put it there worst dancer I've ever met ever. (hip hop music plays)