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presents
Featuring guest appearances by
and Ulises as “Moore”
We're really pumped 'cause we hired a director,
and he's from the United States.
Through my conections, I found us a director.
He's ***.
We're hoping he'll help us launch our career to the top.
Right now they're working with a new director.
I like him. So much style!
His hair is kinda' longish, and he looks American. I love him.
Looks like they get along great.
[shouting]
[shouting] But he better not mess with my ChiChi, or else I'll kill him.
Cut! Cut! Cut!
Huh! Wait a sec.
...you two, get over here.
I can't keep working like this.
Why not? --What in the
What in the world is wrong with you two? There's no effort!
What in the world is wrong with you two? There's no effort! --What is it that you want?
I can't understand him.
“I can't understand”? You know what, I can't work with you anymore.
You're a neener.
What?! What did you just call my ChiChi?! --Neener!
He's not being a neener. The problem is you're being bossy.
I'm a professional director.
And they don't understand me.
That I'm putting a lot of effort into speaking Spanish.
Working with that Jalameh is a pain in the butt.
Such a neener!
I can't work with neeners like him.
Chemma called me
Me?
¿Yo?
Bossy?! Bossy?!
¡Yo no ser bossy!
Shut up, you!
You know what? You know what?
You are fired!
You're... You're...
Burned!
Fired!
Fuego!
Good job, ChiChi!
You can't fire me!
I quit!
What? Quick?
Wasn't it renamed “Nesquick”?
ChiChi, are you alright? You did wonderful.
We got into a fight, all thanks to Jalameh.
I didn't understand at all what that director wanted.
That director they hired had no talent.
Then, he was telling us something...
...
Chemma and I didn't understand him.
He started shouting at the director!
Always saying:
“I don't understand him.”
...
Dude! He's ***!
And then he goes calling me a neener!
No! No!
We fired him...
'cause he was mistreating my ChiChi!
And that's simply not allowed!
Man, I can't believe this guy...
And now, what do we do?
No other way around it...
We need a new director.
I know!
My baby!
Honey, you be the director!
Me?!
Yeah!
ChiChi!!
I'm going to do awesome, I promi—
Ugh!
He had the tremendous idea of choosing Sara.
The girlfriend.
Of course, I have no say in the matter 'cause it's two againts one.
Who—who best to direct us than my baby, Sara?
My baby! She knows what to do!
...she has no experience...
But, but she knows.
She's a smart one.
Ok, now keep swinging.
Feel the wind as if you were two little doves that went out to dance through the air.
Oh, ChiChi! You're so beautiful!
I love it! Let me just fix your hair over here, honey, 'cause you're going to be a star!
Ah, so beautiful!
One question...
Why am I facing backwards?
Uh...
So you'll look more handsome...
That's your handsome side.
I can't stand it! Ugh!
If maybe
you could understand
That I don't know
how to clean myself up right
If maybe
you could see what I once said
That there is no roll that's better than Cottonelle
If maybe
you would use your nose
Instead of
always giving me a rose
If maybe
you looked out for your armpits
And ended all your stalking, I could be yours.
You stink so much, so much, so much, so much, so much
Every day a little more.
(You should use some Axe)
(A bit of Axe)
And you reek of horses, yes, you reek of horses
There's no other smell like that
(You smell like a horse)
There is not
(A sweaty horse)
You smell so much, so much, so much, so much like sweat
I can't stand it anymore
(You smell like a horse, a sweaty horse)
I can't stand it anymore
(You smell like a horse, a sweaty horse)
Well, maybe
the world will understand
From my odor,
that I don't know how to wash
And maybe,
I think I should suggest,
You need to clean your ears with about 10 Q-Tips
You look like a pig that's screeching in the bathroom
Every day a little more
(What a horrible stench)
(Horrible stench)
This song is crappy, crappy, crappy, crappy
There's no other song like this
There is not
You smell so much, so much, so much, so much like cod
I can't stand it anymore
(What a horrible stench, horrible stench)
I can't stand it anymore
(What a horrible stench, horrible stench)
Don't say it anymore
(What a horrible stench, horrible stench)
Don't spread your breath no more
Director: Ricky
Charro4ever Presented
Boom Operator: CheCarlos
Violin Sound Clips by: Angelys
Original Concept: Nes & Ricky
Logo Design: Emma
“Apestas Tanto” Vocals: Cielo and Cheo
Filipino dudes on YouTube: Moy Moy Palaboy
English Translation and Subbing: CheCarlos
Special Thanks: To the competition's fanboy YouTube commenters. You are our eternal inspiration.
A =Charro4ever Studios= Production
Filmed in Caguas, Puerto Rico 2010