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Uh Junior Mafia one two three and to the four Mr Wheelers class is V-24 Walk up the stairs
because its on the second floor only one way in you gotta use the other door. Second period is
the class you want to be in come right in its SSR so start readin. So many tests and
quizzes I feel your pain but all you need is one thing and heres the name, the periodic
table is all you need it contains all the elements, groups and families. Alkali metals
is the first group listed I am going to name them off here so you just listen going down
is Lithium, Sodium, Potassium, Rubidium, Caesium, Francium, we killen um. Ain't nothing but
the periodic table, now it's Kenji with the Alkaline Earth Metals.
Alkaline EarthMetals(x2). Be, Mg, Ca, Sr, Ba, Ra, That's what we are. We the second group that contain
six elements, Alkaline Earths have low electronegatives. We got two electrons in our outer shell, you
don't know much about us so I am here to tell, we have higher melting point than group number
one ,we are harder and denser so we are more fun. Look at me yall they call me the halogen
master, I will tell you everything than Atomic mass number. Fluorine, Chlorine, Bromine,
Astatine let me rap it to ya and I promise I will get it clean. Oh wait I forgot about
Iodine when it is solid I will clean it up and make it shine. Iodine is used extensively
in medicine but did you know that it was founded in the great Japan. Please let me tell you
about a thing called Fluorine it is in your toothpaste and even at the dentistry. What
is there now to tell you about Fluorine it is everywhere and in your
clean drugs and AC. The last of it is Bromine and Astatine, one is a disinfectant, and one
melts at 303. Bromine is used in industrial process, Astatine has a one three five Valence.
Damn. Look at me they call me the transition metal king. I wrote all the elements Copper,
Nickel, Zinc all of them my metals they be looking so shiny, look at my nickels you can't
see them they are so tiny. Come on and find me I am like Titanium. Come over here so I
can give you a big uppercut. I be fly with my Au Ag Hg. Don't look at me because I be
lifting my fancy bling. I am playing Pokemon Platinum, I bet you that the next one they
will call is Zirconium. Mendelevium is a very weird element name, Neodymium but oops they
are not the same. That is all I have to say about my metals. I should eat some popcorn
because I really like kettle. I am done now so I will give Wheeler a shout. I am James
P and I am out. Mr. Wheeler this for you. Thank you for everything and putting the time
out. Here we go, Freestyle. Mr Wheeler your class is very fun and I aint lying but you
are number one. You give a lot of notes and I never write them down but its all okay because
my grade deserves a crown. Do your work and pay attention it's all it took. I would rather
be here than with boring Estabrook. I didn't get put in his class and that's his loss but
Mr Wheeler is 10x better than Mr Mos. Forget those teachers I like you better. I hope when
you retire you still making that cheddar. Party hard because it's summer and cus your
in Cali. Hope you had a good time with you and your family. Yes I am sort of kissing
your butt but don't judge me because I am swagged out like WHAT. GG DUDE. AHHH