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SIAN: Uh, well we're going and checking out a new church today, aren't we?
SALLY: Oh!
KEVIN: Oh aye?
SOPHIE: Yeah. At lunchtime.
SIAN: This one's a bit more broad-minded than the last one.
KEVIN: How do you mean?
SOPHIE: Why all of a sudden are you so interested? You're not usually bothered when we talk about
church and that.
KEVIN: Well, I must've got out of bed the right side today.
SOPHIE: Well, if you must know, we're going to find a church that will accept us for who
we are.
SALLY: Two very nice, well brought up young women.
SOPHIE: No, mum. A couple.
SALLY: Well, I hope it goes OK 'cause I mean, you know.
SIAN: What?
SALLY: Well, it doesn't matter what church you go to, does it? I mean it's still the
same religion, isn't it?
SOPHIE: No. Because all churches are different, Mum. They all interpret the Bible in different
ways.
SIAN: Yeah, and some of them have caught on to the modern world.
SALLY: Alright, well I hope it goes OK.
SOPHIE and SIAN: Thank you.
SALLY: See ya later.
SOPHIE: See ya later.
SALLY: Have a good gay! Day!
SOPHIE: Bye, mum.
KEVIN: Bye!
SALLY: Oooh!
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SALLY: Hi, love!
ROSIE: Hey, mum, babe! How's work?
SALLY: Uh, same old, same old. Oh, I wish I did an interesting job where each day was
different from the day before, but-
ROSIE: Awww, mum! It's a shame you're too old for promotion work. You're so cool and
stuff. Do you want to sit down?
SALLY: No, I'm gonna go and jump in the bath.
ROSIE: Well be sure to put some water in it first.
SALLY: I'm going on a romantic tryst tonight.
ROSIE: Mum! Who with?
SALLY: With your dad!
ROSIE: Oh, right. OK.
SALLY: I'm putting the romance back in our marriage.
ROSIE: Aww! That's lush, mum. Where you going?
SALLY: The Joinery. Nick and Laeanne's new place.
ROSIE: Mum, like, isn't that a bit too young for you? I'll tell you what, babe; Why don't
I give you a makeover?
SALLY: I don't look that bad, do I?
ROSIE: Long term relationships do not work unless you run with the changes.
SALLY: Who told you that?
ROSIE: Baby Spice on This Morning. She's amazing!
SALLY: Well, you could do my make up. That'd be nice.
ROSIE: Mum, serious, you are going to look amazing.
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EMILY: Ooh! Um, Sophie, Sian - I'm glad I've seen you.
SOPHIE: Oh, right.
EMILY: I appreciate I might have seemed rather short with you the other day. I don't feel
wonderful about dismissing you like that.
SOPHIE: I'm used to it.
SIAN: We went to see a new church today.
SOPHIE: Yeah, one that wants us. Even if we might be different.
SIAN: Soph.
EMILY: Well, I've always had a rather literal view of the scriptures I'm afraid.
SOPHIE: Look, Emily, I'm a good person. OK? I try to be a good person.
EMILY: I know, I know that.
SOPHIE: I didn't make me gay. God made me gay.
SIAN: Yeah, and if God made us gay then why should we be punished for that?
EMILY: But, the Bible says-
SOPHIE: Don't eat shellfish. Have you ever eaten prawns? Exactly. So don't try and tell
me how to live my life.
EMILY: I'm not. I would never do that. I just struggle. I'm being honest. I do love you,
Sophie, and I'll try my best to be here for you.
SOPHIE: Thank you. Come on, Sian.
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ROSIE: # She said I love you boy, I love you so. She said I love you baby, oh, oh, oh,
ohh. #
SALLY: I hope you're doing a good job, Rosie.
ROSIE: Oh, totes!
SALLY: Now, I don't want to look like Jordan. Can I have a look in the mirror?
ROSIE: Hey, babe!
SIAN: Hi!
SALLY: Hi!
SOPHIE: Alright?
ROSIE: How amazing does mum look? There you go.
SALLY: Oooh, I do look amazing. Thanks, Rosie. Ey, how was the church, girls?
SOPHIE: Yeah. It was alright, wasn't it?
SIAN: Yeah, they were dead nice.
ROSIE: Did they get the whole *** vibe?
SALLY: Rosie!
SIAN: Well, they referred to Sophie as my partner, so...
SOPHIE: But they were dead nice. They were a lot older though. You know, like, 40-odd
or something.
SALLY: Yeah, well, this decrepit old 40-something is off out painting the town red tonight.
You're not over the hill, you know, just 'cause you're a child of the 60's.
ROSIE: Oh, are you full of free love, mum, and josticks?
SALLY: Ugh, you know, I loathe josticks, but free love might be worth a go. Y'alright,
Soph?
SOPHIE: Yeah.
SIAN: We've just seen Emily.
SALLY: What did she say?
SOPHIE: Oh, she loves us.
SALLY: Aww! Well that's good, isn't it?