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[Gentle laughter]
YOUNG WOMAN: Excuse me, ladies.
[Sigh]
Another boring period...
...another boring ***.
[Explosion] ROOOAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!
ART THOU MENSTRUATING?
Captain Amazing!
THAT'S RIGHT, LITTLE GIRL.
GIMME THIS!!
THAT'S ***!!
KEEEAAAAAUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Tired of the same old tampons?
DON'T GET BENT OUT OF SHAPE!
CAPTAIN AMAZING'S PLUG-N STIX ARE HERE!!
[ELECTRIC GUITAR]
Hey ladies!
Captain Amazing!
These ain't your granddaddy's tampons!
[ELECTRIC GUITAR]
***' Flame-Emblazoned Applicator glows in the dark for night pluggin'!
Covers up lady odors to protect from BEARS, COYOTES, AND SHARKS!!
160% more absorbent than the LEADING BRAND!!
THAT'S RIGHT, UTERUS!!
I CAN TAKE ANYTHING YOU CAN DISH OUT!!
EVEN YOUR HEAVY-FLOW DAYS ARE NO MATCH FOR ME!!
YEAAAGGGHHH!!!!
YEEEEEAAAAAAAA!!!!!
AAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!
AAAUUUGGG-- [gurgle, glugh]
AAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!
AAAAAAAHAAHAAHAAUUGGGHHHH!!!!
YOUNG WOMAN: This period is AWESOME.
CAPTAIN AMAZING: OH MAN YEAH.
ANNOUNCER: Captain Amazing's Plug-N Stix. Available at finer stores everywhere.
STICK 'EM IN YA!!!!