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YOUNG: Okay. Boom. Boom. Boom.
STEVE: Yo.
STEVE: What's that your dance routine?
YOUNG: Yeah, yeah.
YOUNG: This audition is really important to me right now
because when I was in Korea,
YOUNG: So Young's dad said he will only give me his
blessings if I give up my dream and get a normal job.
YOUNG: And I want to show him that with this audition I can make
it. And come back to him and say this is me, this is who I am.
YOUNG: No, it's just like --. It's just this one, one part like
I just can't get that part man.
YOUNG: Yeah.
STEVE: Well let's see it then. From, from the beginning.
YOUNG: No, no man you're really, you're really confusing me
right now. Hold up. I really have to get this part.
JOE: But hey you're still coming out tonight though?
YOUNG: Hell no I ain't coming out -- [OVERLAPPED]
JOE: Dude, dude --
JOE: Tonight is the best opportunity to go and promote for the
Belasco event.
YOUNG: But then what you guys can do is what, just you and
Steve, y'all go.
JOE: I know your audition is a big thing.
YOUNG: Ah-huh.
JOE: But this is also a big thing this Saturday night, okay.
So, I need you -- [OVERLAPPED]
YOUNG: Okay, but here's the thing. It's your big thing on
Saturday. But I'm not gonna say hey why don't you uh, forget
whatever promoting today and let's go party.
YOUNG: That's the same thing.
We're in the same situation right now.
JOE: Yo, I just think that it's going to be good
for you to come out and also just let loose.
Because you're tensed up. I can see that.
JOE: I'm super stressed too as well. Okay, I'm in
Belasco on a Saturday night is crazy as is. I need you to be on
top of it right now, okay. Okay?
JOE: I'm super stressed. [OVERLAPPED] I need you to
take care of the VIPs. Make sure your guest list is on time.
Make sure that they send your guest list.
STEVE: Why is Joe giving me so much *** about this?
JOE: And I don't need this like six, seven o'clock the day of.
[OVERLAPPED] I need it four o'clock.
STEVE: Joe, Joe, Joe, you've told me this thousands of times.
I'm on it. I've been texting the whole day man. [OVERLAPPED]
JOE: Do more. Facebook more. Tweet more.
STEVE: Dude, I'm on it. They're coming. Everybody's coming.
I've talked to all the girls. Everybody's freaking coming.
They're gonna be there. [OVERLAPPED]
STEVE: You know what, as a matter of fact I've got a, I've got
a friend that's actually gonna pass out fliers with us today.
STEVE: Yeah. A girl.
JOE: Really?
JOE: Honestly Steve is a hard worker. But when there's alcohol
in the mix he could [BLEEP] up.
STEVE: Yeah.
YOUNG: What, that's your friend?
YOUNG: What the -- oh my -- what's up?
JOE: I was totally happy to see Cammy come through the doors. I
mean, I know Steve,
JOE: sober Steve can handle this. But knowing him
he's gonna start drinking at ten o'clock.
It's not gonna workout. So having Cammy in the
picture delegating and helping out with Steve
with the whole VIP situation cause that's really
important I'm totally, I'm totally happy with that.
STEVE: Relieved right. Hey, look at that man.
CAMMY: Steve actually asked me to come out because Joe was
breathing down his neck. You know even though we fought at S-
bar, he's a friend of mine so I'm gonna help him out.
YOUNG: I have a really big audition tomorrow okay. And these
guys are, keep telling me okay we got to go out. You guys got to
go out, you guys got to go out man. Come on man.
CAMMY: At least for an hour or two to just come out, you know.
STEVE: That's what I'm saying. Just one hour. One hour. You
don't have to drink.
YOUNG: Okay. Okay. Since she -- one hour.
STEVE, JOE, CAMMY: [OVERLAPPED] One hour. Deal.
YOUNG: No, no, no. If it goes -- no, no, no. I'm serious one
hour. If it goes after one hour this guys never drinking, you're
never touching alcohol ever again.
STEVE: I'll quit, I'll quit drinking.
YOUNG: You serious? Now put a shake on it.
MUSIC UP
STEVE: One hour. One hour. Come on. Come on. Can you pour that
one? Hey get a shot glass.
JOWE: Hey, first shot is mandatory. Young, first shot is mandatory
man.
STEVE: Let's do it.
CROWD: Cheers, cheers. Cheers to a good night.
STEVE: Booking is something that got carried over from Korea.
VIOLET: I bartend at VIBE. So I know all about booking.
VIOLET: It's bottle service and your designated
waiter brings girls to your table throughout your night.
It's basically the Korean version of speed dating.
STEVE: The waiter was playing Cupid.
JASMINE: He goes around picking all these girls bringing them
to the table. And these girls of course you get to get some free
drinks.
JASMINE: You just talk to them. And when
you want to leave you can go as you please.
SCARLET: Booking is for guys with no game. And for hood rats,
bobby Korean girls to get some free drinks out of it.
SCARLET: But you know what, as long as nerdy girls
who wants to hook up with nerdy girls then whatever.
You need someone to like facilitate it then I guess
you have to get booked. But my game is tight.
JASMINE: So I convince Scarlet to come out with me. And do the
whole booking experience. Because she's never been. And we
wanted to go visit Violet when she was working.
JASMINE: And, we had a terrible time. [LAUGHTER]
JASMINE & SCARLET: Cheers.
SCARLET: Oh my goodness. How do you say pork chop in Korean?
SCARLET: Yeah.
JASMINE: I don't know.
SCARLET: Cause in Cantonese we call fat girls pork chops.
JASMINE: Well we call them, we call them mandus. Cause they're
like small and round like dumplings. [OVERLAPPED]
SCARLET: Okay, we'll call them mandus. There's like four mandus
over there. [LAUGHTER] Don't look. Don't look. Oh my God. Oh my
God.
JASMINE: Should we call the waiter for more alcohol?
SCARLET: Yeah we should.
JASMINE: We have to wait [OVERLAPPED]
SCARLET: Ding, ding, ding.
JASMINE: No button.
SCARLET: Where's the button. Oh hey.
JASMINE: Oh hi.
SCARLET: We need more alcohol.
SCARLET: Wait, where are we going?
JASMINE: No, no we were -- [OVERLAPPED]
SCARLET: They gotta be hot, though and have money. Are you sure?
JASMINE: What kind of alcohol do they have?
SCARLET: Are they gonna tip me?
JASMINE: They're not gonna tip you!
SCARLET: Shut up. No. Wait. I don't want to go.
STEVE: There's booking from a girls perspective and from a guys
perspective.
STEVE: How are you? What's your name?
CHLOE: Chloe.
STEVE: Chloe? Steve. Nice to meet you.
STEVE: There's two types of guys in K-club. The veteran
clubbers and the newbies.
NAT SOUND
JASMINE: Hi.
NEWBIES: Hi.
JASMINE: The two guys --
SCARLET: Hey.
NEWBIES: What's your name?
JASMINE: Jasmine. [LAUGHTER]
SCARLET: Nice to meet you.
JON: What's your name?
JON: Scarlet.
SCARLET: When I saw those two staring at me and like salivating
I was like ewe.
STEVE: A newbie room at a K-club they're obviously like oh my
gosh. They're so giddy. They're so happy.
STEVE: That they feel like they could own the world.
They think all the girls in this club is there's.
That's not gonna [BLEEP]ing happen.
JON: Are you guys having a good time?
JASMINE: Yeah. Yeah. [LAUGHTER]
JON: Oh, that was -- [OVERLAPPED]
JASMINE: We got booked for the first time though.
SCARLET: I told you not to go with him.
JASMINE: But we went to glasses. We wanted alcohol.
STEVE: The thing is like it's all about protecting
your treasure. The alcohol that I pay for and the
*** room, that's my money.
STEVE: I'm not gonna giveit to any goddam girl
that comes through that freaking door.
Newbie versus that will be this.
Oh hey, how you doing, how you doing. Hey let me get,
do you like, do you like Crown?
SCARLET: Do you want to pour it? Wow.
SCARLET: Watching them try to pour me a drink and their stupid
stopper was still on there. No. No, my mouth is not going to be
on your ***.
SCARLET: Ever. He should just put his little tiny *** up
the other guy that he was with’s *** so then at least
they'll get some kind of action.
NAT SUOND
GROUP: Cheers.
NEWBIE: Another night. Another night.
STEVE: You can't have the girls knowingly know that A, I
already checked her out. I can't be like this. That's a newbie.
STEVE: The veteran ones will do this. I already did it. I already
assessed the whole situation right now.
STEVE: Her name is Chloe. And she came from Korea just two years
ago. Her English is better than mine. What's going on here man?
JOWE: Hey, cheers to that? Cheers to that.
JOWE: Hey wait, I don't have a shot.
STEVE: Cheers to that. Hey, why don’t we do a Korean style love
shot. Love shot, ready. Ready?
JOWE: Hey, you guys are moving a little too fast. Let's make
them jealous. Let's make them jealous.
SCARLET: Konguru. [LAUGHTER]
SCARLET: The definition of konguru is a freshly immigrated
Asian male or female that is totally introverted.
SCARLET: And usually they stand there in a corner.
And usually they just do this like oh, if they're a guy.
And if they're a girl they do this ***. Oh he-he, ah,
oh my god. No, I don't want to sex you. No, no.
I'm waiting for marriage. Like so that's konguru.
JASMINE: The two guys, they were not interesting at all. So we
had to leave.
SCARLET: Yeah we do. Let's take a shot real quick.
JON: Don't worry guys --
SCARLET: We got to pee. We’ll be back. Come on girl. Let's go.
[OVERLAPPED]
NEWBIES: Okay. Nice to meet you guys.
JASMINE: Bye. Bye.
STEVE: Unlike the newbies Jowe and I are pulling numbers like
crazy.
STEVE: Go ahead. And then I'll go call and let me see your
phone. There you go. And we got a winner. There you go. Call me.
Anytime.
JOWE: Hey, so it's confirmed. I'm taking both of you guys out,
right?
STEVE: No Jowe. She's with me bro.
JOWE: Hey, hey. Don't get too excited but it's cool. I'll take
--
STEVE: Talk to her. Let me talk to her. Stop it.
SCARLET: Y'all gotta go.
SCARLET: Ugly *** *** out. Ugly *** out. Kongurus out.
Bye.
SCARLET: Mandus go out!
STEVE: Get over here. Get over here.
YOUNG: So we see everybody. And Steve was like all right let’s
make this for a bachelor party. Come on man we're your buddies.
YOUNG: We're here. So he made it sound like they're all coming out for
me.
JOWE: It's a bachelor party.
YOUNG: How the hell this turn into a bachelor party?
JOWE: Surprise!
YOUNG: You know I felt like okay I guess this is gonna be a
good party tonight.
STEVE: I love you man. I love you.
MUSIC/NAT SOUND
JASMINE: We're having fun inside the room. Everyone's having a
good time. We're finally together. And then Jowe opens his
mouth.
JASMINE: Basically he starts trash talking about LA, K-Town
people. I'm like hey, I'm born and raised down in K-Town. I'm
gonna have to school you on this. What do you have to say?
STEVE: Jowe, Jowe, Jowe. [OVERLAPPED] Say I'm sorry.
JASMINE: No, I'm not saying -- you have to rep -- no.
[OVERLAPPED]
STEVE: You're way to loud now. Hey, stop. Let's stop.
JASMINE: You're way to offensive -- [OVERLAPPED]
STEVE: Stop. [OVERLAPPED]
VIOLET: Steve, you're making it more dramatic than it should
be.
VIOLET: It was all *** like they're like creating all this
drama for no reason.
STEVE: Hey Jowe, just say I'm sorry. Jowe, just say I'm sorry.
SCARLET: What happened? What the [BLEEP] happened?
STEVE: There's some kind of miscommunication that we have.
SCARLET: What happened?
STEVE: I, I'm trying to find that out right now too.
SCARLET: When I see a guy talking to my girl like that my, my,
my immediate response was like I've got to jump on this.
JASMINE: You're not even from Korea Town. [OVERLAPPED]
SCARLET: Get the [BLEEP] out of here.
JOWE: Cause I don’t hate on K-Town.
SCARLET: Go back to Bakersfield. [OVERLAPPED]
JOWE: Shut the [BLEEP] up. You're ugly. Shut up. Stop talking.
SCARLET: I'm ugly. Oh, I'm ugly. Are you [BLEEP]ing for real?
[OVERLAPPED] What did you just [BLEEP]ing say? What did you just
[BLEEP]ing -- shut up ***. Shut up. Get the [BLEEP] out of my way.
SCARLET: What'd you say? I'm [BLEEP]ing ugly? Who the [BLEEP] are you? Who the
[BLEEP] are you? Who the [BLEEP] are you? You from mother[BLEEP]ing Bakersfield, ***! What? No [BLEEP] that, [BLEEP] you.
SCARLET: Get the [BLEEP] out here. You know what,
you would get more *** -
SCARLET: You would get more *** in West Hollywood than *** in K-Town!
SCARLET: Who the [BLEEP] is ugly? [OVERLAPPING] Don't call me [BLEEP]ing ugly, ***.
STEVE: Look at me. Hey bro, bro. Look at me. Stop. Stop. Come
on. Hey.
JOWE: Hey, you're in the wrong club.
STEVE: Wait, wait, wait.
SCARLET: [UNINTELLIGIBLE SHOUTING]
STEVE: Wait, wait. Scar, Scar.
SCARLET: Get out of my way. Get out my way. You can suck my
*** ***. My *** is bigger than yours [BLEEP]ing ***.
JOWE: Shut up. Go to Chinaown.
STEVE: Jowe. Stop.
SCARLET: Oh, you want to talk ***. [UNINTELLIGIBLE SHOUTING]
Go. You want to talk ***. You want to talk ***.
STEVE: Scar please. Scar please.
SCARLET: No let me --
YOUNG: This so called bachelor party, every single person
ditched me.
YOUNG: And I'm standing by myself in a corner. All by
myself. Like what the [BLEEP].
MUSIC UP
MAN: Next week on K-Town.
YOUNG: I've never seen Scarlet that angry before in my life.
SCARLET: Want to talk ***?
SCARLET: I hate that mother[BLEEP]er.
SCARLET: Suck it.
VIOLET: We have a variety of like intestines.
SCARLET: Poo lived in there.
JOE: I'm taking this really seriously.
JASMINE: Let's just say we did it. But not really.
JOE: And they're not talking it seriously at all.
STEVE: I noticed Young really sad through out the whole night.
STEVE: Why the long face man? Why are you depressed dude?
JOE: Pick it up.
STEVE: He's yelling at me the whole [BLEEP]ing time.
JOE: Steve. Steve. Steve.
STEVE: Steve. Steve. Steve. Shut the [BLEEP] up.
[END OF K-Town Episode 5]