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This song is called "Fresh Cat Nip." Here we go.
Up on the roof top, kitty cat paws, Now what’s he up to, that demon with claws?
Down through the chimney and around my leg, “Oh please stop it!” I cry and beg.
Oh No! No! Wouldn’t you know, Oh No! No! There he goes!
Tearing up my knee, my shoulder, my lip, Damn thing’s been in the fresh cat nip!
Now where’s he gotten to, that furball with fangs?
He’s not in the curtains where he usually hangs.
Must be in the kitchen with the pots and pans, There goes the silverware and a stack of cans!
Oh No! No! Wouldn’t you know, Oh No! No! There he goes!
Tearing up the staircase, hear the carpet rip!
Damn thing’s been in the fresh cat nip!
Oh can’t you hear him – scratch, screech, hiss,
Don’t you know I can’t go on like this? Give me a sedative, and make it quick,
And someone please hide that darn cat nip!
Oh No! No! Wouldn’t you know, Oh No! No! There he goes!
Running out the back door with a little back flip,
Damn thing’s been in the fresh cat nip!
Now what’s that noise coming from up the street?
Do I dare take a little peek? Here comes a bunch of dogs, a chicken, goat
and cow, I just know my cat did this some how.
Oh No! No! Wouldn’t you know, Oh No! No! There he goes!
And here come the FBI and Humane Society, I knew I should have gotten a little Pekinese!
Oh No! No! Wouldn’t you know, Oh No! No! There he goes!
Up on the rooftop, click! Click! Click! Damn thing’s been in the fresh cat nip!