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Spain and Tahiti straight from "Maracanã"!
Antonio Tabet, what are we doing here?
My dear friend Elcio Coronato we came here to accomplish the arduous task of rooting to Haiti ... Tahiti
Tahiti!
And what's going to be the score?
: Man.... I think it will be 2 X 1 to ... Haiti...
2 X 1 to Tahiti? It will be a historic score!
Let's ask people what they think the score will be.
Come on!
Around 12 X 0
12 X 0 to Spain!
About 6 X 0, 8 X 0...
think 10 X 1 is realistic...
You said that you are there to give information, didn't you?
That's right!
I have a few questions to ask...
What's today's dollar exchange rate?
Today one dollar is worth R$ 2,21
How much is the SELIC rate?
8% per year
When is my mother's birthday?
May 6th
What is the gestation period of a Cocker Spaniel?
63 days
What's your name?
Beatriz
Good! I thought you'd say Google...
Can you help me?
I have an itch in the middle of my back but I can't reach it...
Yeah... That feels good...
I'm afraid someone will smoke you inside there...
Smoke me?
Yes!
Like Set Me on Fire?
No, we do not do that...
And we do not do it in Holland either...
Are you really here for Tahiti?
Of course, I am "Tahitian"!
Great team of "Tahitian" that beat "Bangu" in 63...
What is your name?
"Carioca"
"Carioca"
What did you say? Clown "Patati"?
"Carioca" ...
Clown "Patata"?
No, "Carioca"!
"Carioca", who is "Carioca"?
"Carioca" are those who are born in Rio de Janeiro, the wonderful city
Seriously?
What was your inspiration for this costume?
The Cup, my everyday personality...
He looks like "Chacrinha"... "Chacrinha" is not dead! Look!
Do you want to win a ticket for today's game?
So tell me Tahiti's location
I'm thinking...
Is it around here?
Here where?
Not here ... That's Russia...
Here!
No, no... That's probably Mauritius Islands...
This map of yours is very bad
No, the map is not bad it is upside down!
Look and see if you know now...
If only the names were written...
Oh Yes, if the names were written it would be a lot better...
It sure would!
Where is the U.S. there?
I know nothing ... There is nothing written!
Where is Brazil? Where is Brazil?
Where is Brazil here, Vani?
You won the ticket! Congratulations!
It's a lie! That is Just so we can film it...
No, I'm joking, you really won!
It's true, you can go...
You are going to the manifestation?
That's correct.
I have a proposal for you ... 2 VIP tickets including Nicole Bahls and Juju Paniquete massaging you...
No, we have to go to the manifestation
Long lives Brazil! Long lives Brazil!
That's it! That's it!
Are you going to the game today?
I would like very much to go but I don't have a ticket...
Man, you will have to relive the good times of Vampeta and flip from here to there...
Look at the people united for this initiative...
Go! You are almost there!
You will loose... Only 5 seconds to go...
5, 4, 3 ... Yeah!!
There's a woman there all alone, check it out, man...
Can I roll out with you? For just a little bit?
She is waiting for her boyfriend, man...
Did you really think that God would give you a ticket and a beautiful woman ... For you? What did you do, man? Did you feed Mother Teresa of Calcutta on her deathbed?
What is your team here in Brazil?
My team is Curitiba
Not your hometown, your team!
I think he sold his ticket ... I think he sold his ticket
What did you do with the ticket?
Son of a ***! We gave him the ticket and He sold it!
Look how funny that is... We gave the clown a ticket... He was supposed to be here, look...
That was the clown's chair
Then I wonder, where's the clown?
Look! There he is! The clown! He came!
This clown stinks, huh?
I told you, damn!
Who is the clowning clown?
How many times a week do you shower?
Smelling clown! Smelling clown!
Hug! Hug!
***!
Wow! 8! 8!
It's too easy, poor things...
Penalty!
This may be the moment of consecration of the goalkeeper, huh?
I think the goalkeeper will catch the ball...
I think so too!
Four-time champion! Four-time champion! Four-time champion! Four-time champion! Four-time champion!
The final score of today's match was: Spain 10 and Tahiti 0
And the winner was Spain!
Oh! Really??
End of game at "Maracanã"
10 X 0 to Spain
I guessed it right! You can check it yourself...
2 X 1 to Haiti
We will go to "Mineirão", right?
Now let's go to "Mineirão" to watch the glorious game Mexico and Japan
Check out how good he smells...
Hmmm ... good...