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[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> Finn: [ IMITATES MACHINE
WHIRRING ]
HOUR SIX OF OUR ICE KINGDOM
STAKEOUT.
ABSO-NOTHING'S GOING ON THERE.
>> Jake: AND IF I DO THIS HAND
POSITION...
MY BOOGERS SHOULD TURN INTO
SMOKE BOMBS.
>> Finn: PBHT!
YOU SURE THIS TIP IS GOOD,
FLAMBO?
>> COME ON.
YOU KNOW I'M ON THE LEVEL!
THE ICE KING IS SCHEMING TO NABS
A PRINCESS TODAY!
I SWEARS IT!
>> Finn: HM.
>> Jake: RELAX, RESTLESS-PANTS.
A TRUE NINJA CAN SENSE THE
INTENTIONS OF HIS ENEMIES.
JIN!
>> [ CHUCKLES ] NINJAS.
NINJAS AIN'T REAL FOR NOTHIN',
NOHOW.
>> Finn: WHOA, NOW.
NINJAS ARE REAL.
FOR, YOU SEE...
♪ DO-DO-DO! ♪
...JAKE AND I ARE NINJAS.
>> Jake: YEP.
EVER SINCE WE FISHED THIS NINJA
MANUAL OUT OF A DITCH.
FINN, *** ME!
[ WHOOSH! ]
>> WENK.
>> Finn: LISTEN!
>> WENK, WENK, WENK.
>> Jake: FINN, I THINK I'M GONNA
TAKE OFF MY BOOTIES.
I CAN'T FLIP THESE PAGES.
>> Ice King: HO-HO!
OH, GUNTER, LET'S GO.
I'VE GOT THE OVERNIGHT BAG.
>> WENK, WENK!
>> Finn: IT'S THE ICE KING, ALL
RIGHT, AND HE'S LOOKING AWFUL
PLEASED WITH HIMSELF.
>> Jake: UH-OH.
IF THE ICE KING'S SO HAPPY, HE
MUST HAVE STOLEN A PRINCESS WHEN
WE WEREN'T LOOKING SOMEHOW.
THAT'S NINJA LOGIC.
>> Finn: THEN WE GOT TO --
>> AHEM.
>> Finn: WE GOT TO SAVE THAT
PRINCESS.
>> Jake: YOU GOT IT, SHINO-BRO.
NINJA KICK.
>> Finn: NINJA KICK.
PRINCESS? PRINCESS?
>> Jake: [ SNIFFING ]
PRINCESS?
>> Finn: PRINCESS?!
>> Jake: PRINCESS?!
UH...
NO PRINCESS HERE, MAN.
>> Finn: NO PRINCESS?
[ GASPS ]
IT'S...A TRAP.
WE'RE BEING TRAPPED!
NINJA VANISH!
EVADE, EVADE!
>> Jake: NOTHING IS TRAPPED,
DUDE.
WE CAN'T FIND ANY CAPTURED
PRINCESSES BECAUSE THE ICE KING
HASN'T CAPTURED ONE YET.
HE'S OUT DOING IT RIGHT NOW.
>> Finn: ARE YOU SURE?
>> Jake: NO.
IT'S ONLY A NINJA HUNCH, SO WE
SHOULD NINJA SNOOP FOR PROOF.
>> Finn: WAIT, MAN.
I-I'D FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE
SNOOPING THROUGH THE ICE KING'S
PERSONAL STUFF.
IT FEELS SORT OF LIKE...A
VIOLATION.
>> Jake: GAH!
[ GASPS ] WHOO!
GOT THE ICE KING'S DIARY.
>> Finn: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
WE CAN'T READ HIS PRIVATE JUNK.
>> Jake: AND YET WE MUST.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
"DEAR DIARY, AND YOU BETTER
WRITE ME BACK THIS TIME.
TODAY, I'M BRINGING HOME A
SPECIAL NEW CUTIE."
>> Finn: THERE'S OUR PROOF, MAN!
HMM. ALL RIGHT.
LET'S USE OUR NINJA STEALTH AND
HIDE UNTIL HE COMES BACK WITH
THE PRINCESS.
[ WHIP! ]
>> Jake: OR WE COULD KEEP
LOOKING THROUGH HIS STUFF -- YOU
KNOW, FOR MORE PROOF.
HE-HE-HE!
>> Finn: NO.
ALLS WE'RE GONNA DO IS LIE IN
WAIT UNTIL THE ICE KING GETS
BACK.
THEN -- BOOM! -- WE CATCH HIM
WITH PRINCESS ON HIS HANDS.
[ IMITATES AIRPLANE WHOOSHING ]
>> Jake: WHERE ARE WE GONNA
HIDE?
>> Finn: IN THIS FILTHY HAMPER!
[ WHISTLES ]
[ IMITATES EXPLOSION ]
THINK HE'S THERE YET?
SEE ANYTHING?
>> Jake: NAH.
HEY, FINN, I DON'T WANT TO HIDE
IN THE HAMPER ANYMORE.
IT REEKS IN HERE.
>> Finn: BUT WE'RE NINJAS, AND
THIS IS OUR NINJA HIDEOUT.
>> Jake: NAH, MAN.
MY SENSE OF SMELL IS LIKE 1,000
TIMES BETTER THAN YOURS.
ALSO, THE HAMPER'S BORING.
I'M OUT.
>> Finn: WAIT!
>> Jake: I'M OUT!
>> Finn: JAKE! GET BACK HERE!
[ BEEP ]
HEY, WAIT UP!
>> Jake: CHECK THIS OUT.
[ BEEPING ]
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> Finn: WEIRD.
>> Jake: I WANT TO DRAW
SOMETHING.
>> Finn: HEY, WE GOT TO LEAVE NO
TRACE.
NINJAS LEAVE NO TRACE.
>> Jake: I'LL DELETE IT AFTER.
>> Finn: HEY, COME ON!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> Finn: JAKE, WHAT HAVE WE
DONE?
>> Jake: AAH!
>> Both: A SECRET HIDDEN ROOM
FULL OF NINJA STUFF!
>> Ice King: [ LAUGHS ]
OH, GREAT. A LINE.
EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME.
>> UH...I-I THINK YOU WERE
ACTUALLY...AHEAD OF ME.
>> Ice King: YOU KNOW I WAS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
COUNTER MAID, I DEMAND MEDICINAL
ATTENTIONS...preferably those of
a princessy type.
>> AND ARE YOU CHECKING IN AS A
PATIENT OR A CADAVER?
>> Ice King: HEY!
I'M AS HEALTHY AS 10 OLD MEN!
>> WENK, WENK.
>> Ice King: HUH?
OH, OH, RIGHT. MY PENGUIN.
HE'S VERY, VERY SICK.
>> [ GROANS ]
>> Ice King: SO, WHAT TIME DOES
YOUR SHIFT END?
>> Jake: WHAT KIND OF GUY BUILDS
A CAVE INSIDE OF ANOTHER CAVE?
WHAT'S THIS? A SPELL BOOK?
WHOO!
>> Finn: DUDE! LEAVE NO TRACE.
>> Jake: AH, IT'S TOO LATE FOR
THAT.
>> Finn: IT'S NOT TOO...LATE.
WHOA!
>> Jake: WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
>> Finn: DUDE!
IT'S A FIRST-EDITION ICE NINJA
MANUAL.
>> Jake: [ GASPS ]
>> Finn: "TRUE NINJA PASSES NO
WIND.
HE ONLY PASSES --"
>> Jake: [ FARTS ]
>> Finn: [ SPITS ]
>> Jake: I AIN'T EVEN HEARD OF
THESE TECHNIQUES.
NUH-NUH-N-NUMM-NUH...
NUMB-CHUCKS.
>> Finn: HEY, ICE KING SEEMS WAY
INTO NINJAS, EVEN MORE THAN WE
ARE.
>> Jake: YEAH. SO?
OOF!
>> Finn: SO, DOESN'T THAT MEAN
THAT NINJAS MUST BE KIND OF
LAME?
>> Jake: NAH, THEY'RE STILL
COOL, BUT ICE KING'S STILL LAME
BECAUSE HE HIDES HIS NINJA LOVE.
WE WEAR OUR NINJA ON OUR SLEEVE!
>> Finn: JAKE!
SHOW ME HOW TO DO THAT.
>> [ GROANS ]
>> Ice King: WHAT'S TAKING THAT
DOCTOR SO LONG?!
GUNTER, MAKE MORE NOISE.
>> [ GROANING LOUDLY ]
>> Ice King: YEAH, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
DON'T OVERSELL IT, DRAMA QUEEN.
>> DUN-DUN-DUN!
PARDON THE INTRUSION.
I'M DR. PRINCESS.
>> Ice King: YES.
WELL, UH...
COME TO ICE KING, PRINCESS.
>> DON'T WORRY, SIR.
I SPECIALIZE IN TREATING LITTLE
TUXEDO PEOPLE.
>> Ice King: JUST GIVE IT TO ME
STRAIGHT, DOC -- AM I GONNA HAVE
TO PAY FOR THIS?
>> HMM.
>> WENK, WENK.
WENK, WENK.
WENK, WENK.
>> OH, MY.
>> Ice King: WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR
HIM, DR. PRINCESS?
WITHOUT GUNTER, I'LL BE ALL
ALONE.
YOU SEE, I'M A WIDOWER.
>> OH. I'M SORRY.
HOW DID YOUR WIFE DIE?
>> Ice King: OH, UH, WHAT?
IS THAT WHAT THAT MEANS?
>> [ SQUAWKS ]
>> WHOA, NELLIE!
SOMETHING...MEDICAL IS
HAPPENING.
>> WENK!
>> Ice King: GUNTER, YOU'RE
EMBARRASSING ME!
>> Finn: FRIGIDTSU MASTER FINN
SUMMONS...DAGGER OF CHILLED
GLASS.
>> Jake: FRIGIDTSU MASTER JAKE
SUMMONS...STARS OF FROZEN RAIN.
GET READY TO BE...STAR-STRUCK.
>> Finn: GET READY TO BE...
COLD-CUT.
>> Jake: HYAH!
>> Finn: KUNAI ATTACK!
>> Jake: ICICLE KICK!
>> Finn: FORCE OF BLIZZARD!
>> Jake: FLYING JUMP!
>> Finn: WHAT?! THREE JAKES?
THAT'S ONE TOO MANY.
CALTROP HAILSTORM!
THOSE JAKES WERE ALL FAKES!
>> Jake: HA!
FRIGIDTSU MASTER JAKE SUMMONS...
ARROW OF ICE!
>> Finn: HYAH!
RAD!
>> Jake: OH-OH-OH-OH!
[ BOTH CHEERING ]
>> Ice King: [ WHISTLING ]
>> Finn: IT'S THE ICE KING.
HIDE!
>> Ice King: ♪ DO-DO-DO-DO ♪
♪ AY-YOO-HOO-HOO ♪
OKAY, MY DEAR, THIS ENCLOSURE
WILL BE YOUR NEW HOME.
>> Finn: HE'S GOT A PRINCESS.
NOW WE LEAP OUT, CATCH HIM
RED-HANDED.
>> Jake: HAI!
>> Finn: SNOW-BLIND!
>> Jake: THIN ICE, THIN ICE,
THIN ICE.
>> Ice King: BUT ONCE YOU GET
USED TO THE SMELL OF PENGUIN
MANURE, IT'S ALMOST TOLERABLE.
>> Both: HYAH!
>> Finn: ICE KING, HAND OVER
THAT PRINCESS!
>> Both: HYAH!
>> Ice King: PRINCESS? WHAT?
>> Finn: JAKE, WHERE'S THE
PRINCESS?
>> Jake: OOH, RIGHT.
>> Ice King: WHAT PRINCESS?
>> Finn: THE, UM, PRINCESS YOU
WERE JUST TALKING TO.
>> Jake: YEAH, THE ONE YOU JUST
CAME BACK FROM STEALING.
>> Ice King: WRONG-O.
I WAS AT THE HOSPITAL, FOR IT
TURNS OUT GUNTER HERE WAS
PREGGERS!
>> WENK.
>> Ice King: I WAS JUST TALKING
TO THE EGG.
IT'S SUCH A CUTIE.
>> Jake: GUNTER'S A WOMAN?!
>> Ice King: WHAT? NO.
HUH.
ANYWAY, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE OR
I'LL KILL YOU, ET CETERA.
I WANT TO TAKE A NAP IN MY EASY
CHAIR.
AAH!
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY RECLINER?!
>> Finn: OH.
>> Ice King: MY SKINS AND TUBS!
>> Jake: [ INHALES SHARPLY ]
>> Ice King: YOU EVEN VIOLATED
MY SECRET SANCTUM?!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
>> Finn: NO PRINCESS?
>> Ice King: NO. NO PRINCESS.
>> Finn: WE MESSED UP, JAKE.
WE'RE...VIOLATORS.
>> Ice King: YEAH, WHAT THE
HECK?
YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST WRECK MY
HOUSE AND WEAR MY COLLECTIBLES?
[ GROWLS ]
WHO DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU ARE?
>> Finn: WE'RE...NINJAS?
>> Ice King: YOU'RE NOT NINJAS.
YOU'RE JUST A COUPLE OF JERKS!
>> Finn: IT'S TRUE.
ICE KING, WE'RE GONNA MAKE THIS
RIGHT.
>> Ice King: YEAH, DO IT.
MAKE IT RIGHT.
START BY, UH -- OH, TAKE MY BAG
OVER TO THE CAGE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ MUFFLED SCREAMING ]
OH, NO, NO, NO!
NOT THAT. NEVER MIND.
UH, PUT THAT DOWN AND GO CLEAN
MY GYM EQUIPMENT.
[ MUFFLED SCREAMING ]
>> Finn: DR. PRINCESS!
>> Ice King: OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THAT GOT IN
THERE.
>> Finn: WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> I'LL FIELD THAT ONE.
THE ICE KING ABDUCTED ME WHILE I
WAS DISTRACTED BY THE HORRIFYING
BEAUTY OF BIRTH.
>> Ice King: YES.
GUNTER'S AILMENT WAS THE PERFECT
COVER FOR STEALING A
PRINCESS M.D.
>> I'M NOT EVEN A REAL PRINCESS.
PRINCESS IS JUST A SURNAME.
>> Ice King: ENOUGH!
YOU MAY HAVE UNCOVERED MY
PRINCESS-SMUGGLING SCHEME, BUT
YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE THIS PLACE
ALIVE!
>> Jake: HA HA!
A COUPLE OF NINJAS LIKE ME AND
FINN CAN ONLY BE DEFEATED BY
ANOTHER NINJA!
>> Ice King: ♪ DO-DO-DO! ♪
NINJA!
>> Both: NINJA!
>> WHAT AM I...LOOKING AT HERE,
EXACTLY?
>> All: NINJA!
>> SO, HOW'S YOUR EGG DOING?
>> WENK, WENK.
>> OH.
>> WENK, WENK.
>> Ice King: GUNTER!
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
>> WE-WE-WENK.
>> Ice King: OH, GUNTER.
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪
>> Jake: YOU WANT SOME MORE
EGGS, BEEMO?
>> YES, PLEASE.
>> Jake: HOW ABOUT YOU, FINNY?
NEED A REFILL?
>> Finn: I'M PRETTY FULL, MAN,
BUT LET ME SEE IF I CAN...
REARRANGE.
NOPE. CAN'T DO IT.
>> Jake: I DON'T KNOW IF
STOMACHS WORK LIKE THAT, DUDE.
>> Finn: SOMETIMES IT HELPS.
>> Jake: CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT.
EEE, EEE! AHH.
>> Finn: AHH.
>> AHH.
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
>> Jake: OHH.
HELLO.
LADY, IT'S GONNA BE FINE.
MM-HMM.
ALL RIGHT, I LOVE YOU, TOO.
BYE.
>> Finn: LADY RAINICORN AGAIN?
>> Jake: YEAH, MAN.
SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT INTRODUCING
ME TO HER PARENTS AT LUNCH
TODAY.
SHE THINKS THEY'RE GONNA
"FREAK OUT."
>> Finn: UM...MAYBE GIVE HER
PARENTS SOME TREASURE?
>> Jake: NO WAY!
THAT'S OUR TREASURE!
WAIT. I'VE GOT IT, DUDE!
I'LL INVITE THEM OVER EARLY,
"SMOOVE" THEM OVER USING MY
PERSONALITY, AND WE'LL ALL BE
BEST FRIENDS BEFORE LADY GETS
HERE SO SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO FEEL
NERVOUS.
IT'S PERFECT.
I'LL JUST SEND THEM A QUICK
PRISM-GRAM.
MM-HMM.
>> Finn: WHAT'S IT SAY?
>> Jake: HOLD ON.
STILL CONVERTING THE LIGHT WAVES
INTO BRAIN WAVES.
AAAAH.
THEY'RE INTO IT, DUDE!
>> Finn: SWEET!
LET'S GO POWDER OUR NOSES!
WHY'S LADY SO NERVOUS, ANYWAY?
>> Jake: WELL, SHE DIDN'T REALLY
SAY, BUT IT MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING
TO DO WITH THE RAINICORN/DOG
WARS.
>> Finn: THERE WERE WARS BETWEEN
RAINICORNS AND DOGS?
>> Jake: HORRIFYING WARS.
FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS,
RAINICORNS BATTLED DOGS OVER
TERRITORY IN THE CRYSTAL
DIMENSION.
BUT LADY AND I ARE COOL.
>> Finn: DUDE!
HER PARENTS ARE PROBABLY ALL
FULL OF DOG HATRED FROM THE WAR
TIMES!
THEY'RE GONNA SEE YOU'RE A DOG
AND FORBID LADY FROM EVER
HANGING OUT WITH YOU AGAIN!
>> Jake: [ Voice breaking ] NAH.
THAT COULD NEVER HAPPEN.
>> Finn: YOU DIDN'T THINK THIS
THROUGH ENOUGH.
IT COULD HAPPEN!
>> Jake: WAAAH!
I'M A MORON!
>> Finn: DON'T WORRY.
I'VE GOT A PLAN THAT'S GONNA
SOLVE THIS BIZ.
HOMEYS HELP HOMEYS. ALWAYS.
>> Jake: I'M READY TO HEAR YOUR
PLAN, HOMEY.
>> Finn: [ WHISPERING ]
>> Jake: KETCHUP!
>> Finn: MUSTARD!
>> Both: RED AND YELLOW!
>> Jake: ♪ LADY'S PARENTS ♪
♪ I SAY HELLO ♪
♪ I'M THE FELLOW FOR YOUR
DAUGHTER ♪
♪ PLEASE FORGET THE WARTIME
SLAUGHTER ♪
♪ HOME IMPROVEMENT ♪
♪ DECORATIONS ♪
♪ HELP ME IMPRESS HER
RELATIONS ♪
>> Finn: ♪ SUGAR BEARS
AND RAINBOW JELLY ♪
>> Jake: ♪ SPREAD THOSE COLORS
ON MY BELLY ♪
>> Finn: ♪ ON THE FLOOR
AND UP THE LOG ♪
>> Jake: ♪ PLEASE DON'T NOTICE
I'M A DOG ♪
>> Finn: HA HA! YEAH!
THIS PLAN IS PERFECT.
>> Jake: YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT
PAINTING OURSELVES RAINBOW COLOR
USING CONDIMENTS AND STUFF FROM
THE FRIDGE SO WE COULD PRETEND
TO BE RAINICORNS WAS A GOOD IDEA
WHEN YOU PITCHED IT TO ME FIVE
MINUTES AGO, BUT NOW I'M NOT SO
SURE, MAN.
>> Finn: COME ON.
TRUST ME, HOMEY!
>> Jake: NO, NO, NO.
NEW PLAN.
FIRST, WE'RE GONNA CLEAN THIS
PLACE UP, AND THEN --
[ DOORBELL BUZZING ]
[ GASPS ]
>> JAKE?
>> Jake: AAH!
LET'S HIDE AND BURN THE HOUSE
DOWN!
[ BUZZING CONTINUES ]
>> HELLO?
>> Jake: ANNYONG.
HASEYO.
>> JAKE, IS THAT YOU?
>> Jake: UH-HUH.
>> ARE YOU GOING TO LET US IN?
>> Jake: YEAH.
>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Jake: AAH!
I CAN EXPLAIN!
I CAN EXPLAIN!
>> OHH!
HE'S SO HANDSOME!
OH, BOB!
OUR DAUGHTER'S FINALLY FOUND A
HANDSOME RAINICORN TO LOVE.
>> Jake: YOU THINK I'M A
RAINICORN?
>> I THINK WE COULD SPOT A
MEMBER OF OUR OWN SPECIES, JAKE.
WE'RE NOT BLIND.
>> WELL, WE ARE A LITTLE BLIND.
>> YES, I GUESS WE ARE A LITTLE
BLIND.
>> Jake: UH...WELL, HEY, COME ON
IN!
IT'S AWESOME TO FINALLY MEET YOU
BOTH.
>> YOUR HOUSE IS VERY COLORFUL.
I LIKE THAT.
>> Finn: HA!
The plan is working, homey.
>> JAKE, WHAT IS THAT THING
THAT'S TALKING?
>> Jake: UH...THAT'S, UM...
>> Finn: I'M JAKE'S RAINICORN
ROOMMATE.
EVERYONE DO THE TRADITIONAL
RAINICORN RAIN DANCE.
♪ HEYUMBAWEY ♪
♪ HOO HUM BOO GOO ♪
>> JAKE, PLEASE ASK YOUR GOBLIN
BUTLER TO STOP INSULTING MY
HERITAGE.
>> Jake: UH...YES!
GET OUT OF HERE, GOBLIN!
GO FETCH US SOME RAINICORN
SNACKS!
>> Finn: BUT --
>> Jake: Come on, homey.
Help me.
>> Finn: HA!
You got it, homey.
>> Jake: UH, PLEASE, C-COME
UPSTAIRS.
MY GOBLIN WILL BRING US SNACKS
IN A MOMENT.
>> THANK YOU, JAKE.
I'M GLAD THE WIFE AND I MADE THE
TRIP FROM THE CRYSTAL DIMENSION.
>> YES, WE'RE EAGER TO KNOW MORE
ABOUT THE STUDLY YOUNG RAINICORN
THAT'S DATING OUR DAUGHTER.
>> ETHEL.
>> Jake: WELL, ASK ME WHATEVER
YOU LIKE, ETHEL, BOB.
>> I AM A LITTLE CURIOUS ABOUT
YOUR GOBLIN.
HE LOOKS A LITTLE ODD.
>> Jake: WELL, HE'S ACTUALLY A
HUMAN.
>> OH, BOB!
OUR FUTURE SON-IN-LAW MUST BE
FILTHY RICH TO AFFORD A HUMAN
BUTLER!
>> Shh.
THANK YOU, JAKE, FOR BEING
INTERESTED IN OUR DAUGHTER.
>> Jake: UH...NO PROBLEM, BOB.
>> OH! OH!
LET'S PLAY SOME TRADITIONAL
RAINICORN GAMES!
>> JAKE, DO YOU KNOW
KABALADAPAWUMBA-PBHT!
>> Jake: UH...
S-SAY IT AGAIN?
>> KABALADAPAWUMBA-PBHT!
>> Jake: OH!
[ LAUGHING ]
KABLADAPUWAMA-PBHT!
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
KOBLODERAGUT-PBHT!
[ CHUCKLES ]
BUT, AW, MAN, I LOVE GETTING
DOWN AND DIRTY WITH SOME
KLABLADAPUWAMA-PBHT!
HA!
YOU ALL SHOULD GO FIRST, THOUGH.
>> MM. BOLD MOVE LETTING YOUR
OPPONENT MOVE FIRST, JAKE.
I RESPECT THAT.
VERY WELL.
KABALADAPAWUMBA-PBHT!
>> OH, BOB!
>> HA HA!
YOUR TURN, JAKE!
>> Jake: I --
>> Finn: SNACKS!
GET YOUR SNACKS!
>> Jake: FINN!
DUDE, I HAVE TO SHOW LADY'S
PARENTS THAT I HAVE RAINBOW
POWERS!
I NEED HOMEY HELP.
>> Finn: HMM.
I GOT A PLAN, BROHAM.
JUST STRETCH YOUR HORN AT ME,
AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE REST.
>> Jake: YOU'RE THE BEST, HOMEY.
>> Finn: HOMEYS HELP HOMEYS.
>> Jake: HA HA!
>> Finn: [ INHALES DEEPLY ]
>> Jake: KABLADAPUWAMA-PBHT!
>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
>> VERY UNUSUAL COLOR PALETTE,
JAKE.
>> YES. SUBTLE.
>> Jake: WHOO! OH, YEAH!
>> Finn: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> Jake: FINN?
>> HOW ABOUT WE PLAY SOME MORE
TRADITIONAL RAINICORN GAMES, MY
BOY?
>> Jake: I, UH...
OH, UM...
LET'S DO IT!
>> Both: LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Jake: I'm sorry!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
YO, MY BAD!
I'LL GET HIM!
[ PANTING ]
OOH.
HEY, MAN.
HOW'S IT GOING?
>> Finn: IT'S GOING CRUD COW!
>> Jake: I KNOW, I KNOW.
I'M SORRY.
BUT THEY REALLY LIKE ME.
YOUR PLAN IS WORKING PERFECTLY!
>> Finn: BEING POKED IN THE BUNS
AND LAUGHED AT WAS NOT IN MY
PLAN!
NOT IN THE PLAN!
>> Jake: LOOK, FINN, YOU KNOW I
GOT YOUR BACK "FOREVAH," BUT
RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
WHO CAN HELP ME.
COME ON, HOMEY.
HOMEYS HELP HOMEYS.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
HEY, GUYS!
YOU READY TO GET THIS GAME GOING
AGAIN?
>> OH, NO.
WE'RE POOPED.
>> YEAH, WE'RE ABOUT READY TO
BREAK OUT OUR PICNIC BASKET AND
DIG IN.
>> Jake: WHOA, NO.
YOU'RE MY GUESTS.
LET ME TAKE CARE OF YOU.
Homey, help me cook something,
please.
>> Finn: OKAY.
>> Jake: THANKS, FINN.
OKAY. DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING.
FINN'LL MAKE A GREAT LUNCH.
HE'S A LITTLE RAW, BUT HE'S GOT
GREAT TASTE.
>> WHAT?
WOW!
SO WEALTHY AND SO GENEROUS!
>> OH, I WAS HOPING, BUT I WAS
AFRAID TO ASK.
>> WHOA.
I CAN'T WAIT.
>> OH, I CAN'T WAIT.
>> Finn: WHAT?
WHOA!
AAH!
JAKE!
I THINK THEY WANT TO EAT ME!
>> OF COURSE WE DO!
JAKE SAID YOU'D MAKE A GREAT
LUNCH.
>> Finn: JAKE, COME ON!
>> Jake: OH, MAN! OH, MAN!
OH, MAN! OH, MAN! OH, MAN!
>> Finn: AAAH!
KNOCK IT OFF, BOB!
>> DON'T YOU TOUCH HIM!
>> Jake: WAIT! COME ON!
STOP IT, GUYS!
COME ON, Y'ALL!
I SAID STOP!
RAAAAAAH!
NOW, THAT'S ENOUGH!
NOBODY'S EATING FINN!
HE'S NOT MY BUTLER, AND HE'S
NOT FOOD!
FINN IS MY FRIEND!
[ BOTH GASP ]
I'M SORRY I LET THE LIES GET SO
FAR OUT OF HAND.
I JUST GOT SO SCARED OF LOSING
LADY.
BUT IF THEY HATE ME, SO BE IT.
NO MORE LIES.
>> [ GASPS ]
YOU'RE A DOG?
>> Jake: YEAH, I JUST...
OH, LOOK.
I'M SORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING.
I WAS --
>> YAY! HEY, HEY!
HOORAY!
>> ♪ TODAY IS A HAPPY DAY ♪
♪ HIP, HIP, HOORAY ♪
♪ TODAY IS THE DAY ♪
♪ THIS DUDE IS A SUPER GUY ♪
♪ OH, ME, OH, MY ♪
♪ A SUPER GUY ♪
♪ WE ARE THE LUCKY ONES ♪
♪ SON OF A GUN, THE LUCKY ONES ♪
♪ THE LUCKY, LUCKY ONES ♪
>> Jake: UH, UH...
[ GASPS ]
LADY?
>> [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
>> Finn: WHAT DID SHE SAY?
>> Jake: SHE SAYS SHE WAS
WORRIED THAT THEY'D FREAK OUT...
'CAUSE HER PARENTS ARE BANANAS
FOR DOGS!
>> Finn: J.J. FLIP!
WHAT THE ZIP?
>> Jake: YEAH.
SHE SAYS A DOG SAVED HER DAD IN
THE WAR.
>> Finn: WOW!
THAT'S FLIPPIN' AWESOME.
[ ALL CHOMPING ]
>> FINN.
>> Finn: WHA?
>> LISTEN, I JUST WANT YOU TO
KNOW HOW SORRY WE ARE ABOUT
TRYING TO EAT YOU.
>> IT'S JUST WE THOUGHT WE'D
NEVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE.
WE THOUGHT HUMANS WERE EXTINCT.
>> Finn: OH.
>> Jake: SO THIS ISN'T HUMAN?
>> OH, NO.
THIS IS SOY PEOPLE.
>> Finn: OH.
>> MMM!
I'VE NEVER TASTED REAL HUMAN
BEFORE, BUT THEY SAY YOU CAN'T
EVEN TELL THE DIFFERENCE.
[ SQUISH! ]
>> Jake: EW.
SOY?
[ CHOMPING ]
FINN, YOU'RE DELICIOUS!
[ ALL CHOMPING ]
OH, MAN!
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪