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Choose Life.
Choose a job. Choose a career.
Choose a family.
Choose a *** big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers.
Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance.
Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends.
Choose leisurewear and matching luggage.
Choose your future. Choose life...
Well, it's all about believing, and if we believe in something, then it's real, isn't it?
And if enough people believe in the same thing, then... that's reality.
It's like saying, "I am the walrus, and God is just the middle man."
It's not just the money that you deserve. It's not just the "coin."
You deserve "the kwan", the whole package. Do you get it?
Hey! Hey! HEY!
There can be only one.
Hey!
I am the golden fish!
Ok. Ok, golden fish.
Fish, fish, fish ...
You took your time.
I know
Voilà!
Wait, wait a second. Does anyone have anything to say?
No.
Me neither.
Well, if nobody has anything to say, let's have a minute of silence before we begin. OK?
Sometimes you're pretty stupid, you know?
A minute of silence can be very long, but a minute of real silence takes forever.
OK then.
One, two, three!
OK, that's enough. Let's go.
One, two, three, four.
Five, six, seven, eight.
We're on page 42.
Us?
I'm impossible to forget, but hard to remember.
The phone rings.
The phone rings again.
The phone rings a third time.
Finish it.
I don't know how...
I don't... I don't want to finish this story.
There is no story, just Silencio.
Who's there!
Jack?
Jack, is it you?
No.
Oh, it's you...
Appearances can be deceptive.
Who the *** do you work for, moron?
Osborne ***?
***.
You don't know anything, do you?
Like I said, appearances can be deceptive.
No, that's not how it goes. No?
No. It should be, "Appearances can be deceiving."
Do you want some juice? Juice? For ***'s sake!
How do I get out of here?
By the door.
I know who she is.
Ahhh, I know who she is, I know who she is.
No, you don't know.
Really?
Idiot.
What's happening? Who are you?
Watch where you walk! Yeah, watch where you walk!
What?
Wanna get messed up? Like he said!
But what did I do?
What's up? Yeah, what's up?
Let's mess him up. Let's! Yeah, let's!
Holy cow! Gadzooks! Whoa!
Ni! Ni ni ni...
... ni ni ni...
Now, more than ever, we need jedis.
Hey! Come on! Come on! Run!