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>>> TONIGHT ON "RED EYE."
>> COMING UP ON "RED EYE."
LASER TAG OR TREADING WATER
NAKED.
WHICH SHOULD BECOME AN OLYMPIC
EVENT?
THE QUESTION THEY DIDN'T THINK
TO ASK.
AND HOW MANY WHITE CASTLE
BURGERS DOES JOE BIDEN THINK
THEY CAN EAT IN ONE SITTING?
>> 13,000.
13,000.
>> AND FINALLY, HOW CONFIDENT
IS THE PRESIDENT HE AND JOE
BIDEN CAN EAT 13,000 WHITE
CASTLE BURGERS IN ONE
SITTING.
>> I AM OPTIMISTIC THAT WE CAN
DO IT TOGETHER.
>> NONE OF THESE STORIES ON
"RED EYE" TONIGHT JIE. AND NOW
LET'S WELCOME OUR GUEST.
HER THOUGHTS ARE SO
HARD-HITTING THEY LEAVE
BRUISES ON YOUR BRAIN.
I AM HERE WITH BRIGHTBART NEWS
CONTRIBUTOR.
SHE WILL MAKE YOU FRENCH TOAST
IN THE MORNING AND THEN EAT IT
BEFORE YOU WAKE UP AND YOU WITHM
THE DOG.
AND ONCE AGAIN HE FORGOT TO
WRITE HIS OWN INTRO.
SO CONVICTED OF INDECENT
EXPOSURE THREE TIMES, HE NEVER
CLOSES HIS ROBE, ANDY LEVY.
AND HE IS ALWAYS CRASH AND
FULL OF SAC AND OWNS A FIRM
***, ACTOR AND COMEDIAN NICK
DEPALLO.
>> A BLOCK.
THE LEDE.
THAT'S THE FIRST STORY.
YOUR DOCTOR CALLED, GREG.
>> YOU HAVE TO SAY YES BEFORE
YOU UNDRESS.
A NEW BILL IN CALIFORNIA WOULD
REQUIRE SCHOOL CAMPUSES TO
MAKE AFFIRMATIVE CONSENT THE
STANDARD WHEN IT REPORTS
*** ASSAULT.
IN OTHER WORDS, IT IS NOT THAT
NO MEANS NO.
IT IS THAT NO, YES MEANS NO.
CONSENT COULD BE CONVEYED
THROUGH CLEAR AND UNAMBIGUOUS
ACTIONS AS WELL AS WORDS.
BUT, QUOTE, RELYING ON
NONVERBAL COMMUNICATION CAN
LEAD TO MISUNDERSTANDING.
THE BILL MIRRORS A WAVE OF
CAMPUS ACTIVISM AIMED AT
GETTING MALE STUDENTS TO ASK
FIRST AND ASK OFTEN BEFORE
ENGAGING IN *** ACTIVITY.
>> WHO IS THAT?
>> THAT MAKES ME FORGET
EVERYTHING THAT HURT ME AS A
CHILD.
>> I AM AGAINST NONCON --
NONCONSENSUAL SEX.
DO YOU THINK THIS TAKES
YOUTHFUL LOVE?
>> DID YOU BURY THE DOG BEFORE
YOU PUT THE VIDEO UP?
AND DID IT SAY YES?
NOT JUST BARK IN APPROVAL?
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
ALL THIS IS SAYING IS WOMEN
ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN POWER
AND WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE
STRONG.
UNLESS A MAN SAYS DO YOU
REALLY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH
ME?
HERE, SIGN ON THE DOTTED
LINE.
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE ARE
PUTTING RSELVES INTO.
IF THIS IS WHAT IT TAKES TO BE
A FEMINIST, I DON'T WANT TO BE
ONE.
>> NICK, ARE YOU A FEMINIST.
>> I LOOK LIKE A GREEK
LESBIAN.
>> IF YOU WERE IN COLLEGE WHAT
WOULD YOU DO RIGHT NOW?
A YOUNG MAN IN COLLEGE AND
THIS WAS HAPPENING?
>> I WOULD GET A ***.
SERIOUSLY.
NO PAPERWORK, ALL IN CASH.
SERIOUSLY.
LET THE CO-EDS PLAY WITH THEIR
TOYS.
YOU ARE LAUGHING, BUT I AM
DEAD SERIOUS.
YOUWHAT I SHOW UP WITH MY
LAWYER?
THIS IS TAMMY.
THIS IS AN ARGUMENT TO FILM
SEX, RIGHT?
IF THERE IS NO FILM --
>> THAT'S TRUE.
A GUY WHO WANTS TO FILM SEX
CAN USE THIS AS AN EXCUSE.
LOOK, I WANT TO --
>> I HAVE.
>> YOU HAVE, HAVEN'T YOU.
THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
YOU ACCIDENTALLY WENT TO
ANOTHER AREA OF A GOOD POINT.
WHY IS THIS ONLY APPLYING IN
COLLEGE RELATIONSHIPS?
WHY DOESN'T IT APPLY IN
MARRIAGE TOO?
SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE THE SAME
RULES?
>> BROUGHT THIS UP WITH F LEE
BAILEY IN THE 80s.
>> I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
>> AM I RIGHT?
>> YES, YOU ARE RIGHT.
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
YOU DIDN'T FOLLOW-UP WITH MY
QUESTION.
>> WHAT WAS IT?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
IT IS FRIDAY.
>> SEND ME YOUR QUESTIONS.
I AM AGREE WGHT YOUNG BLACK
WOMAN.
YOU CALL YOURSELF FEMINIST,
BUT YOU NEED A GUY TO SIGN
SOMETHING.
>> YOU ARE SURPRISED YOU
AGREED WITH A YOUNG BLACK
WOMAN.
>> YES, I AM.
>> THE AMAZING THING IS HE
AGREED WITH A SMART PERSON.
>> ANDY, LET ME SAY
SOMETHING.
I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING.
>> HE HAD TO SAY SOMETHING.
>> CANE SAY ONE MORE THING --
CAN I SAY ONE MORE THING?
THEY WERE THE FIRST TO SAY YOU
HAD TO GET A VERBAL
COMMITMENT.
THAT NEVER WORKS.
YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WOMAN
WITH HER MOUTHFUL.
GREAT JOKE.
IF IT GETS CUT I AM GOING TO.
>> JOY-BEHAR.
>> IT HAS TO DO WITH ALCOHOL.
PEOPLE DRINK ON CAMPUS, I
HERE.
I WAS SOBER DOING A LOT OF
RELIGIOUS, WOULD.
DOES BEING DRUNK -- THERE IS
NO SUCH THING AS CONSENT IF
YOU ARE DRUNK.
>> YEAH, THERE WILL BE A LOT
OF COURT CASES THAT WILL COME
UP BECAUSE OF THAT.
PEOPLE JUST LOVE GOING TO
COURT FOR EVERYTHING NOW.
THE THING IS YOU NEED TO DRINK
SO MUCH THAT YOU DON'T
REMEMBER.
THEN THERE IS NO PROBLEM.
>> THAT IS AN AMAZING
SUGGESTION.
COLLEGE KIDS AREN'T DOING IT
RIGHT.
>> THAT'S ONLY IF THERE IS
CONSENT, JOANNE.
>> YES.
WAIT, WHAT DID I JUST SAY YES
TO?
>> EXACTLY.
>> I JUST WANTED TO MAKE
SURE.
>> YOU ARE GOING TO WAKE UP
WITH A SNOW PAL.
>> I AM NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND
-- UNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU SAID.
>> IT IS THE ABUSE TO THE
DOG.
DO NOT GET IT TWISTED.
>> MAYBE BECAUSE THERE ARE SO
MANY LEGAL OBSTACLES THAT
THERE IS NOTHING LEFT FOR ME
BUT A DOG.
IT IS LEGAL IN MY MIND.
>> AND LIKE I SAID, UNLESS THE
DOG SAYS YES IT IS NOT CON CON
CONSENSUAL.
>> BUT THEY LIKE IT ROUGH.
THAT'S TERRIBLE.
GO AHEAD AND GIVE STUPID
RADICAL OFFENSIVENESS.
>> I CAN'T EVEN DO THAT.
THIS IS WHAT I DO ANYWAY.
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH
ME?
THEY SAY YES AND I SAY ARE YOU
SURE?
THEY SAY YES.
REALLY?
USUALLY IT IS 15 OR 20 TIMES
BEFORE -- ALL RIGHT, I GUESS
THEY DO.
CAN I PROPOSE SOMETHING
RADICAL?
DON'T SLEEP WITH SOMEONE YOU
DON'T KNOW AND TRUST.
>> THAT'S A POINT.
>> BOY THAT SOUNDS LIKE A
BALL.
GET MARRIED AT 18 WHY DON'T
YOU.
>> SOME PEOPLE HAVE AND IT
TURNS OUT OKAY FOR THEM.
>> YEAH, FROM TENNESSEE MOST
OF THEM.
>> WELL NOW YOU HAVE TO SMEAR
TENNESSEE?
>> I AM PLAYING THERE NEXT
WEEK.
I THOUGHT I WOULD MENTION IT
IT.
>> IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF THIS
DID APPLY TO RELATIONSHIPS AND
MARRIAGES.
COULD YOU IMAGINE A?
FOR WOMEN NOW, WE PUT OUR
SWEATPANTS ON AND YOU KNOW
THAT MEANS NO.
COULD YOU IMAGINE IF WE SAID
NO?
THE DIVORCE RATE WOULD BE
HIGHER THAN IT IS.
THE SWEATPANTS LETS YOU KNOW
THAT THE ANSWER IS NO.
>> I DID NOT KNOW THAT.
>> I ALWAYS WEAR SWEATPANTS
AROUND THE HOUSE.
>> WHEN MY WIFE SAID I DO --
>> WAS IT SUPPOSED TO BE
STOPING ME?
I APOLOGIZE.
>> LOOK UP THE DEAF NEGS OF
SWEATPANTS IN -- THE
DEFINITION OF SWEATPANTS IN
THE DICTIONARY AND IT MEANS
NO.
>> WHEN YOUR WIFE SAYS I DO,
THAT'S A VERBAL COMMITMENT.
SHE DOES PRESIDENT KNOW WHAT
SHE IS SAYING -- DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT SHE IS SAYING YES TO.
>> IT GIVES NEW MEANING TO
TALKING TO THE HAND, RIGHT,
ANDY?
WHEN YOU ARE LIVING ALONE.
>> I DON'T FOLLOW.
>> AND YOU GOT NOBODY.
YOU HAVE TO ASK YOUR HAND FOR
PERMISSION.
>> SIGN LANGUAGE INTO THE
HAND.
>> CAN I SAY -- THIS IS
AMAZING.
BOY THE CONDESCENSION
TONIGHT.
WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT THE GUYS
HAVING TO FILM IT.
THE FACT IS NONE OF THIS
MATTERS.
ALL A GUY HAS TO DO IS SAY I
ASKED FOR AFFIRMATIVE
CONSENT.
HE KEPT SAYING YES.
UNLESS THERE IS FILM OF IT, IN
A LEGAL BATTLE, IT IS HE
SAID-SHE SAID.
>> I WROTE THAT DOWN AND GOT
TO SAY THAT.
EVERYBODY CAN LIE ABOUT IT.
IN A SENSE YOU HAVE TO
PHOTOGRAPH SOMEBODY SIGNING
SOMETHING.
>> I HAVE THE CAMERA IN MY HAT
WHILE HAVING SEX.
>> YOU WERE DOING THAT FOR
YEARS.
>> JUST ASK BILL CLINTON HOW
HE GOT AWAY WITH IT ALL OF
THESE YEARS.
>> HE JUST BECAME PRESIDENT
AND THAT'S A LOT OF EFFORT TO
GET LAID.
>> PICTURE THE FEMINIST THAT
CAME UP WITH THIS.
SHE IS SITTING AT HOME WITH
NINE CATS AND 5:00 SHADOW AND
A RAT TAIL.
JUST MISERABLE.
VERY BRIGHT THOUGH OBVIOUSLY.
SERIOUSLY.
>> YOU ARE A THOUGHTFUL,
PROGRESSIVE MAN.
>> I'M DEAD ON THE MONEY.
>> YOU ARE A STAY AT HOME DAD,
AREN'T YOU?
>> YOU EVER MET A FEMINIST
STRIPPER?
NO.
>> A LOT OF STRIPPERS ARE
FEMINIST.
>> OH PLEASE. THEY DON'T KNOW
WHAT FEMINISM IS.
>> TO THEM IT IS EMPOWERING.
>> YEAH, WITH 10 BUCKS BETWEEN
THEIR BREAST.
>> WE WILL MOVE ON AFTER WE
INSULTED THE STRIPPERS OF
AMERICA.
SHOULD PIGMENT DIG TATE YOUR
PUNISH -- DICTATE YOUR
PUNISHMENT?
OH BOY RACE.
THEY SENT LETTERS TO PUBLIC
SCHOOLS TELLING THEM TO
DISCIPLINE STUDENTS MORE OR
LESS HARSHLY ACCORDING TO
THEIR RACE.
THE GOAL IS TO MAKE SURE BLACK
AND LATINOS ARE NOT BEING
PUNISHED MORE THAN WHITE AND
ASIAN STUDENTS EVEN THOUGH
THEY ARE MORE LIKELY TO
MISBEHAVE.
THEY CONDEMNED THE POLICY
SAYING IT WOULD LIKELY MAKE
CLASSROOMS MORE CHAOTIC.
SPEAKING OF BAD BEHAVIOR.
>> WOW.
>> I'M WORRIED ABOUT THAT
SKINNY CAT.
>> IT IS A BULIMIC CAT.
LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH AND
GO TO NICK.
>> CAN I EXCUSE MYSELF FROM
THE TABLE?
>> WE WILL TELL THE EDITORS
THAT WE WILL CREATE A BLANK
SPOT AND CUT THIS SECTION
OUT.
>> I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
PLANNED.
>> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS
TOPIC YOU ARE DISCUSSING NOW.
GO.
>> THAT STORY ABOUT THE BLACKS
AND LAW TAN KNOWS SHOWING --
LATINOS SHOWING UP FOR CLASS,
I DON'T AGREE WITH THAT.
IT SHOWS MORE OF THE OBAMA
ADMINISTRATION.
I DON'T WANT TO SOUND LIKE A
FAR RIGHT LONE.
THERE IS NO LOGIC.
IT IS EMOTION-BASED, THIS TYPE
OF RULING.
THERE IS NO REASONING
INVOLVED.
THIS GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING
LEARNED IN A CIVIL SOCIETY.
>> LET ME THROW THIS TO
SONNY.
THEY ARE EXPECTING LESS FOR A
GROUP OF PEOPLE.
IT IS RACIST.
WE DON'T EXPECT THEM TO ADHERE
TO THE SAME RULES THAT WHITES
AND ASIANS DO.
IS IT MORE INSULTING?
>> IT GOES TO VICTIMIZATION.
I WANT TO HURT HIS FEELINGS
REAL FAST.
RATHER THAN DOING THAT I WANT
TO BE SERIOUS.
IT GOES TO VICTIMS.
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY BLACK
KIDS DROP OUT OF SCHOOL AND
WHY THEY ARE NOT AT SCHOOL, IT
IS BECAUSE THEY ARE LEARNING
PROGRESSIVE CRAP LIKE THE
COLOR OF THEIR SKIN MAKES THEM
STOP GOING AND WHERE DO YOU
FIND THEM?
THEY ARE ON THE STREET CORNER
AND HUSTLING AND MAKING MONEY
THE CAPITALISTIC WAY.
WISH I THIS CHOOSE A DIFFERENT
PRODUCT, BUT NONETHELESS THEY
ARE GOING AFTER THE MONEY AND
THAT'S THE POINT.
WHEN YOU HAVE PEOPLE THAT WANT
TO CON CONSTANTLY PUT IT ON
THE COLOR OF YOUR SKIN IT GOES
TO PROVE WHETHER IT IS COMING
FROM A WHITE PERSON OR COMING
FROM A BLACK PERSON.
IT IS IGNORANT.
>> WHERE ARE THEY LEARNING
LIFE SPAN?
>> IT IS IN SCHOOL.
WHEN YOU HEAR A TEACHER SAY IT
IS NOT YOUR FAULT OR YOUR
MOTHER -- LOOK, MY MOTHER IS A
CRACK HEAD AND MY DAD CAN
BARELY READ. I GRADUATED AT
16 IN THE TOP 10 OF MY CLASS.
TO ME THAT IS NOT AN EXCUSE
THAT CAN BE USED FOR
ANYTHING.
WHEN THE SCHOOL TELLS YOU THEY
ARE LESS THAN AND THEY CAN'T
BE JUDGED --
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE PUSHING
IT OFF ON WHITE SOCIETY SAYING
THEY ARE LESS THAN.
>> I DON'T CARE WHITE PEOPLE
GIVE A DAM ABOUT THAT.
>> WE CARE ABOUT YOU.
>> I LOVE THIS.
>> I SEE A NEW SITCOM COMING.
>> SONNY AND NICK.
>> SUNNY AND PARTLY SUNNY.
>> INTERESTING WHETHER YOU IN
SCHOOL YOU STABBED THE
CHEMISTRY TEACHER WITH A
HUNTING KNIFE.
YOU DIDN'T GO TO DE TEPTION
BECAUSE YOU WERE A PRETTY
GIRL.
>> BUT I LEARNED FROM THAT.
I NEED TO GET BETTER AT MY
KNIFING SKILLS.
>> WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS
STORY?
>> WE ARE BOMBARDED WITH
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION.
GROWING UP THAT WAS THE BEG
ISSUE BEING DISCUSSED.
NOW IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS
NEGATIVE REACTION.
WHEN IT COMES TO DISCIPLINE.
I THINK THAT DISCIPLINE SHOULD
BE SERVED OUT WHEN THERE IS
MISS BEHAVIOR.
TEACHERS DON'T LIKE HAVING TO
DISCIPLINE MORE OR LESS THAN
THEY NEED TO.
IT IS TIME OUT OF THEIR DAY.
IT IS MORE PAPERWORK.
>> YOU ARE AVOIDING THE RACE
PART OF THE STORY.
>> OF COURSE I AM.
I AM A WHITE GIRL.
>> I DON'T THINK THAT WAS THE
IMPORTANT PART OF THE STORY.
>> IT IS ABOUT EDUCATION AND
DISCIPLINE.
>> YOU WERE DOING THE PAGEANT
THING.
>> IN MY DEFAULT.
>> WHAT WE NEED IS EDUCATION,
ANDY.
>> YES.
>> SHOULD OBAMA BE IMPEACHED?
>> YEAH.
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT HAS
TO DO WITH THE STORY. I DON'T
GET THIS.
THEY SAY SCHOOLS VIOLATE
FEDERAL LAW WHEN THEY EVEN
HANDEDLY IMPLEMENT NEUTRAL
POLICIES.
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT FEDERAL
LAW YOU COULD POSSIBLY VIOLATE
BY IMPLEMENTING NEUTRAL
POLICIES.
AND DOES THIS APPLY TO GENDER
TOO?
IF MORE BOYS THAN GIRLS ARE
BEING PUNISHED WHICH THEY
PROBABLY ARE, DOES THAT
VIOLATE FEDERAL LAW?
WHAT IF MORE STRAIGHT STUDENTS
ARE PUNISHED THAN GAY
STUDENTS?
DOES THAT VIATOLE FEDERAL
LAW?
THEY HAVE TO FIGURE THIS OUT.
IN THIS LETTER THEY POINT OUT
THAT RACIAL DISCRIMINATION IS
A REAL PROBLEM.
IF THAT'S THE CASE, THE ANSWER
IS FOR SCHOOLS TO DO EXACTLY
WHAT THEY ARE BEING TOLD THEY
CAN'T DO WHICH IS APPLY
EVERYTHING IN AN EVEN HAND I
HAD MANNER.
EVEN HANDED MANNER.
>> PROGRESSIVES RUN TO
SCHOOLS. THEY HAVE THEIR HAND
IN EVERY ASPECT OF THE
SCHOOL.
IF THERE IS RACISM IN THE
SCHOOL WHEN IT COMES TO SCHOOL
IT IS THE PROGRESSIVES PUTTING
IT OUT THERE.
SO YOU DO NOT GET TO CREATE A
PROBLEM.
THEY SWOOP IN LIKE SUPERMAN
AND FIX IT.
>> AMEN.
RIGHT ON THE MONEY.
>> WHEN YOU SAY YOU DON'T GET
TO DO THAT, YOU MEAN THEM OR
ME?
I FEEL LIKE I AM ALLOWED TO DO
THAT.
>> YOU DIDN'T ANSWER THE
QUESTION.
SHOULD OBAMA BE IMPEACHED?
>> I SAID YES.
I KNOW WHAT SHOW I'M ON.
>> IT IS HOLDER.
HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN GONE TWO
YEARS AGO.
>> EVERY DECISION HE MAKES IS
RACE BASED.
OR IT IS REACTING TO WHAT HE
BELIEVES IS PAST REPRESSION.
>> RAY NAGIN, DEMOCRAT RAY
NAGIN HATES BLACK PEOPLE.
>> COMING UP, WRIST WATCHES,
DEVICE THAT TELLS TIME OR A
DEVICE USED BY SATAN TO
CONTROL YOUR MIND?
WHY DO BU STUDENTS WANT TO BAN
ROBIN THICKE?
I DON'T KNOW.
I DRANK TWO BOTTLES OF COUGH
SYRUP
>>> HIS LYRICS ARE CRASS FOR
THIS BU CLASS.
THE HUMANISTS OF BOSTON
UNIVERSITY, AKA, THE MOST
POPULAR ON CAMPUS, ARE SAYING
THISY WILL CANCEL THE UPCOMING
CONCERT OF ROB THIN THICKE.
THEY SAY IT IS ABOUT HAVING
SEX WITH WOMEN AGAINST THEIR
WILL.
THEY SAID WE WORK HARD TO
AVOID SENSORSHIP AND RESPECT
DIFFERING VIEWS, BUT
INDIVIDUALS MAY OR MAY NOT
CHOOSE TO GO TO THE CONCERT.
BY THE WAY, I WON'T BE
ATTENDING AFTER WHAT ROBIN'S
DAD DID TO ME IN A HOT TUB IN
2003.
IT WAS A BACK RUB, BUT IT WAS
A TERRIBLE BACK RUB.
>> IT WAS MORE OF WHAT HE
>> HE ADDED THE SPECIAL
EFFECTS.
THAT'S PROGRESS FOR HIM.
>> WILL YOU BE JOINING THE
PROTESTERS?
>> I JUST WANT TO ASK FOR MY
MONEY BACK.
>> I AM HIGHLY DISAPPOINTED.
I WILL STAND UP FOR THE MEN
THIS TIME.
FIRST OF ALL, THE SONG IS NOT
ABOUT PUSHING YOURSELF ON A
WOMAN. IT IS ABOUT A WOMAN
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF SHE
WANTS TO BE GOOD OR WANTS TO
BE BAD, WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO.
THAT'S WHAT THE SONG IS
ABOUT.
THEY TOOK THE WHOLE SONG OUT
OF CONTEXT TO EVEN BEGIN
WITH.
ROBIN THICKE HAS TO GET MY
MONEY BACK.
I WATCHED THIS VIDEO AND THE
HYPE THEY PUT AROUND HIM AND
THE SPIN THEY PUT AROUND HIM,
I DON'T SPEND MY MONEY ON
CRAP.
HE MADE ME SPEND MY MONEY ON
CRAP.
IF YOU ASKED ME ANYTHING
THAT'S WHAT I AM MOST TICKED
OFF ABOUT.
I TOOK MONEY OUT OF MY POCKET
TO SPEND ON ROBIN THICKE OF
THE.
>> THAT IS THE REAL CRIME.
JOANNE HOW UPSET WERE YOU THAT
YOU WERE NOT CAST IN THE
VIDEO?
>> I CRIED.
I SKIP MEALS.
NO, THAT'S A LIE.
>> AND THEN THROW UP.
>> OF COURSE.
I THINK HE IS GREAT.
I THINK HE IS A GREAT PER
PORMER.
KIDS THESE DAYS JUST
PROTESTING EVERYTHING.
I SAY KIDS LIKE I WAS JUST
COLLEGE.
IF YOU ARE GOING TO TO FIGHT
INJUSTICES, PICK SOMETHING.
>> CAN WE MOVE ON.
I NEED A MOMENT.
>> YOU DON'T FIND HIM YOU ARE
RESIST BLEE ATTRACTIVE,
JOANNE?
>> NO, YOU ARE GREAT.
>> I SMELL THE SINCERITY.
>> IS THIS KIND OF PROTEST
WHAT STUDENTS SHOULD BE
ENGAGED IN?
IT KEEPS THEM OUT OF REAL
ACTION.
>> WHO ELSE HAVE THEY HAD
THERE?
THIS IS WHERE THEY WILL TAKE
THIS THING WITH ROBIN THICKE
AND NOT THE LAST YEARS OF
PDIDDY AND CHRIS BROWN.
LET ME QUOTE LYRICS.
WHEN YOU SCREAM I NEED TO PULL
YOUR BODY CLOSER.
LET ME SEX YOU, BABY GIRL.
YOU BETTER NOT CHANGE YOUR
MIND.
NO IS NOT AN OPTION.
I AM GOING TAKE WHAT IS MINE.
>> I HAVE BECOME AN OLD
PERSON.
>> I HAD A CHARL TON HESTON
FLASH BACK.
>> IT AIN'T ABOUT RACE.
>> HOW ABOUT YOU LET ME FINISH
WHAT I AM SAYING AND THEN YOU
CAN ANSWER THE QUESTION.
>> I AM A STRONG WHITE MAN,
ALL RIGHT?
WHEN IS THE LAST TIME SNOOP OR
JAY-Z WAS CALLED OUT FOR THEIR
SEXISM BY A COLLEGE FEMINIST
GROUP?
>> WHY DON'T YOU SIT AND
LISTEN TO INTELLIGENCE WHILE I
PULL A BELL O'REILLY ON YOU
AND ZIP IT.
WHY IS HIP HOP THE ONLY
CULTURAL ASPECT THAT IS ASKED
TO BE -- TO ASPIRE TO NOT BOOY
A MASSAGAN SIGH T?
THEY CAN TALK ABOUT BIRTH
CONTROL AND SAYING I WANT TO
HAVE SEX WITH WHO EVER, HOW
MANY TIMES AND HOWEVER, I WANT
YOU TO PAY FOR IT.
YET, THESE ARE FEMINIST
WOMEN.
THIS IS WHAT THEY CREATE.
HIP HOP GOES OUT AND THEY SEE
THESE WOMEN.
>> WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
>> I'M TELLING YOU, MAN.
CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP PAC MAN.
>> WHAT DID I DO?
I'M SORRY.
>> IF HIP HOP IS THE ONLY ONE
TO BE HELD RESPONSIBLE, YOU
CAN CREATE FEMINISTS IN EVERY
ASPECT OF THE WORD.
MARILYN MONROE WAS WHAT?
WHAT WAS SHE?
OH, NOTHING, BUT EVERYBODY WHO
PUT THE PIN UPS, ARE THEY
MASSAGONIST?
>> JUST POINTING OUT THE FACT
THAT THESE WOMEN WANT TO BE
SEEN AS SEX OPS AND THEY ARE
SEEN AS SEX OBJECTS AND THEN
BLAME THE MEN FOR IT. THAT'S
NOT EVERY WOMAN.
>> THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
THERE ARE A LOT OF SANDRA
FLUKES IN THIS WORLD AND YOU
HAVE TO UNDERSTAND IT.
>> I LOVE BEING AN OBJECT.
>> I'M GOOD, MAN.
>> NO, YOU TOLD ME -- BEFORE
THE SHOW YOU SAID YOU STRONGLY
DISAGREE WITH EVERYTHING SUNNY
SAYS.
YOU WANT TO TAKE IT OUT RIGHT
NOW.
>> I ACTUALLY COMPLETELY AGREE
WITH WHAT SUNNY SAYS ABOUT THE
SONG.
FOR THEM TO SAY IT CELEBRATES
HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN AGAINST
THEIR WILL GOES TOO FAR.
THE LINE, YOU KNOW YOU WANT
IT.
IT IS ABOUT A GIRL PLAYING
HARD TO GET AND HASN'T MADE UP
HER MIND.
THE PROBLEM, IT IS THE SAME
THING RAPISTS SAY TO THEIR
VICTIMS WHICH IS WHY IT
OFFENDS PEOPLE.
THAT'S NOT WHAT IT MEANS IN
THE CONTEXT OF THE SONG.
IT IS FINE FOR STUDENTS TO
START A PETITION ABOUT THIS
AND PROTEST OUTSIDE THE
CONCERT AND IT IS FINE FOR THE
UNIVERSITY TO SAY WE HEAR YOU,
BUT NO.
>> I THINK WE WRAPPED THAT ONE
UP UNLESS YOU WANT TO SAY
SOMETHING.
>> SHE IS ASKING WHY HIP HOP
IS BEING SINGLED OUT. I DON'T
REMEMBER SINATRA SINGING ABOUT
***.
>> WHEN SINATRA WAS IN VEGAS
WHO DO YOU THINK HE WAS
AROUND?
CHOIR GIRLS?
YEAH, YEAH.
>> HE IS NOT SINGING ABOUT
IT.
>> OH BECAUSE HE DID IT BEHIND
CLOSED DOORS IT IS SO MUCH
BETTER.
>> DID WHAT?
HE GOT LAID A LOT AND DID IT
WITH CONSENT.
>> THAT WAS FUN.
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME IN TWO
WEEKS.
SET YOUR CLOCKS FORWARD NOW.
WHICH CHOCOLATE TREAT IS THE
MOST INFLUENTIAL OF ALL TIME?
>> HERE WE GO AGAIN.
WHICH IS BETTER, WHITE
CHOCOLATE OR BLACK CHOCOLATE?
>>> IT IS AN ACADEMY FOR MOM
AND DAD-AMEY.
IT WOULD REQUIRE PARENTS OF
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CHILDREN TO
ATTEND FOUR PARENTING
CLASSES.
UNDER THE PROPOSAL THE
EDUCATION DIVISION WILL HAVE
CLASSES FOR BRATS AND ONE DAY
OF PAID LEAVE SO WORKING
PARENTS CAN ATTEND.
IF NOT 6th GRADERS WON'T
MOVE TO THE SEVENTH GRADE.
THEY SAY YOU NEED A LICENSE TO
FISH, BUT ANYONE CAN BE A
PARENTED AND THERE ARE SOME
REALLY BAD PARENTS OUT THERE.
>> YOU NEED A LICENSE TO FISH,
BUT ANYONE CAN BE A PARENT,
AND THERE ARE SOME REALLY BAD
PARENTS OUT THERE.
>> I THINK EVERY GOOD PARENT
WOULD ADMIT THERE IS SOMETHING
MORE THEY CAN LEARN.
PEOPLE TRULY OFFENDED ARE
PROBABLY THE ONES WHO NEED IT
THE MOST.
>> HE'S SO SMART.
HE IS A SMART GUY.
I SWEAR I MET THAT GUY.
YOU SAID THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD
TAKE A BEGGAR ROLE IN
RAISING -- A BIGGER ROLE IN
RAISING KIDS.
>> THEY SHOULD TEACH THESE
YOUNG PEOPLE HOW NOT TO BECOME
PARENTS.
STOP IT BEFORE IT GETS TO THIS
POINT.
THERE ARE GOOD PARENTS A IN
THAT CLASS.
THERE IS A SMALL SEGMENT.
EVERYONE GETS PUNISHED AND ALL
OF THOSE KIDS PARENTS HAVE TO
TAKE PARENTING CLASSES BECAUSE
OF A FEW BAD APPLES.
>> AND WE HAVE TO PAY FOR IT.
>> AND WE HAVE TO PLAY FOR
IT.
I WAS FEEDING INTO THE RIGHT
WING.
AND WE HAVE TO PAY FOR IT.
>> DO YOU SEE MY POINT?
>> YES.
>> MY KID GETS HELD BACK
BECAUSE YOU ARE A CRAPPY
PARENT?
>> THAT SUCKS.
>> SUNNY, THERE ARE BAD
PARENTS OUT THERE.
COULD THIS BE USEFUL?
>> OF COURSE NOT.
WHAT IS THE GOVERNMENT GOING
TO TEACH THEM, BALANCE THE
CHECKBOOK?
THE MOST IMPORTANT THEN IN A
PARENT AND CHILD RELATIONSHIP
IS YOU GET TO LEARN TOGETHER.
YOU MAKE MISTAKES TOGETHER.
YOUR CHILD DOES SOMETHING YOU
DON'T LIKE AND YOU BEAT THEM
UNTIL THEY GET -- YOU LEARN
NOT TO HIT SO HARD NEXT TIME
OF THE YOU LEARN IT TOGETHER.
IT IS TRIAL AND ERROR.
IT IS MISTAKES AND IT IS
OKAY.
THE ONE THING I ALWAYS TELL MY
DAUGHTER IS I WANT YOU TO
REMEMBER THAT MOMMY IS NOT
PERFECT.
THAT WAY MOMMY IS ALLOWED TO
MAKE MISTAKES AND APOLOGIZE
AND RECTIFY THE MISTAKE AND
ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE
MISTAKE.
AND IN THAT EFFORT I AM
TEACHING YOU TO UNDERSTAND
THAT SAME ROLE.
WHAT ARE WILL YOU DO WHEN YOU
GET TO SCHOOL?
ARE THEY GOING TO TEACH YOU TO
PAY THE UNION DUES.
THERE IS NOTHING IN THAT CLASS
THAT IS GOING TO LEAD CHILDREN
TOWARD CAPITALISM AND FREEDOM,
I CAN GUARANTEE THAT.
>> THEY WILL LEARN A LOT ABOUT
CLIMATE CHANGE WHICH IS
IMPORTANT.
>> YOU HAVE FIVE CHILDREN BY
SEVEN MEN AND LAST YEAR YOU
GAVE BIRTH TO A WOLF.
THAT'S REALLY WEIRD.
WOULD YOU SAY YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU ARE DOING?
>> MOMMY IS NOT PERFECT.
I AM LEARNING ALONG THE WAY.
THESE POOR KIDS.
THEY ARE NOW GOING TO HAVE TO
BEHELD BACK BECAUSE THESE BAD
PARENTS -- IF ARE YOU A BAD
PARENT, YOU ARE A BAD PARENT.
IF YOU AREN'T INVESTED IN YOUR
CHILDREN'S LIVES, THEN YOU ARE
NOT GOING TO GO TO THESE
CLASSES AND THEN YOUR KID
WON'T BE ABLE TO GO TO SEVENTH
GRADE.
YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH EDUCATING
THE PARENTS ABOUT THE
STRUGGLES THAT THESE KIDS MAY
BE FACING AT THIS AGE IN A
NEWSLETTER.
>> I LOVE THESE LETTERS.
>> THEY NEED YOU TO COME IN TO
GET YOUR E-MAIL AND PHONE
NUMBER.
THEY NEED PERTINENT
INFORMATION.
THAT'S WHY THEY WANT YOU TO
COME IN AND BE A PART OF THE
SYSTEM.
BELIEVE ME IT IS NOTHING TO DO
WITH HELPING YOU REAR YOUR
KID.
>> SHE IS RIGHT.
THEY TELL YOU WHAT KIND OF
TOILETS.
YOU HAVE TO GET NINE PERMITS
TO PLANT A TREE.
WHY NOT FOR A KID?
GREAT POINT.
ARE WE DONE?
>> I THINK THE STATE DOES AN
EXCELLENT JOB OF EDUCATING
KIDS, WHY NOT LET THEM EDUCATE
PARENTS?
>> GREAT STATEMENT.
NEXT STORY.
SHE SEES THE BONGS WITH THE
TAG UH -- TAG-ALONGS.
SHE SET UP SHOP OUTSIDE A SAN
FRANCISCO POT SHOP.
YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT FOX
NEWS?
WHEN IT IS A KID THEY PUT
LITTLE IN FRONT.
IT IS GIANT CHILD.
>> 6 FOOT 3.
>> A 500-POWBD -- POUND
CHILD.
THE MOTHER SAID SHE SOLD THE
BOXES IN FRONT OF THE CLINIC.
A STAFFER SAYS IT IS NO SECRET
THAT CANNIBUS IS A POWERFUL
APPETITE STIMULANT AND WE KNEW
THIS WOULD BE A BENEFICIAL
ENDEAVOR FOR THE GIRLS.
THE GIRLS SCOUTS HAS NO
PROBLEM ABOUT THIS WHICH SETS
THEM APART FROM THEIR COLORADO
COUNTERPARTS.
WE DO NOT ALLOW GIRL SCOUTS TO
SELL COOKIES IN FRONT OF
MARIJUANA STORES OR LIQUOR
>> I CAN'T EVEN DO THAT.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH
THIS ENTERPRISING WOMAN
SELLING COOKIES IN FRONT OF A
POT SHOP?
>> IT IS GREAT.
SO LONG AS THE MOM IS THERE
SHE IS FINE.
SHE IS TEACHING HER DAUGHTER
TO BE A GOOD BUSINESS WOMAN.
YOU DON'T SET UP A WATER STAND
NEXT TO A WATER FOUNTAIN.
YOU WANT TO SELL SOME
COOKIES?
YOU WANT TO SELL THE MOST?
THAT'S WHERE YOU DO IT.
>> SHE IS READY FOR "THE
APPRENTICE" AND SHE IS ONLY
5.
I DON'T REMEMBER HER AGE.
MAYBE IT WAS 10.
>> LITTLE.
>> MAYBE IT IS 13.
THIS IS A GENIUS MOVE.
>> I HAD THE SAME TAKE.
REMEMBER WILLY SUTTON?
>> POOL PLAYER.
>> BANK ROBBER.
WHY DID HE ROB BANKS?
THAT'S WHERE THE MONEY IS.
>> SHE IS EXACTLY RIGHT.
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG.
I PUT WEED IN THE GIRL SCOUT
COOKIES.
IT IS A VICIOUS CYCLE.
>> IT IS REFRESHING TO SEE YOU
AGREE WITH TWO WOMEN IN ONE
NIGHT.
ARE YOU GOING TO AGREE WITH
THIS AS WELL?
>> NO.
I AM AGAINST IT.
WHY ARE YOU PUTTING LITTLE
GIRLS AROUND COOKIES SO THEY
CAN GROW UP TO BE FAT AND
CAN ONS TROUGH SIZE THEM IN
SOCIETY ALL OVER AGAIN.
IN ACTUALITY THE FUNNIEST PART
FOR ME WAS WHERE THE MOTHER
GOES IT ALSO ADDS A LITTLE BIT
OF A COOL FACTOR.
I GET TO BE THE COOL PARENT.
SHE PREFIXES THIS TO SAY I CAN
HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH MY
DAUGHTER ABOUT DRUGS WHERE I
GET TO BE THE COOL -- THIS
WOMAN HAS LOST HER MIND.
SHE IS ONE THAT NEEDS TO GO TO
A CALIFORNIA PARENTING CLASS
AND UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE IS
DOING MAKES NO SENSE WHAT SO
EVER.
>> ANY DOWN SIDES HERE?
>> I TELL YOU WHAT PISSES ME
OFF ABOUT THIS.
WHY IS IT THESE PEOPLE WHO
COME OUT OF THE MARIJUANA
DISPENSE RECAN GET THEIR
COOKIES RIGHT AWAY?
USUALLY YOU ORDER THEM AND YOU
WAIT TWO MONTHS TO GET YOUR
THIN MINTS AND THEY GET TO
WALK OUT AND GET BOXES?
>> AND THEY ARE OVERPRICED
TOO.
I AM TIRED OF THE PEARNTS AT
-- THE PARENTS AT WORK
DRUMMING UP BUSINESS FROM
KIDS.
IF YOU WORK IN AN OFFICE YOU
HAVE TO BUY FOUR BOXES OF
COOKIES YOU DON'T WANT.
>> YOU PUT A SIGN ON YOUR DESK
THAT SAYS FAT KIDS EAT CAKE.
IT LETS YOU KNOW THAT ANYONE
WANTS TO SELL YOU SOMETHING
THEY LOOK AT IT AND SAY
PROBABLY NOT.
>> I AM BUMMED BECAUSE USUALLY
SOMEBODY DOES COME AROUND AND
THIS YEAR NOTHING.
>> I ALWAYS ANSWER THE DOOR IN
MY TIGHT, LEATHER SHORTS.
>> THAT'S AN IMAGE.
>> WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK.
GOT A NEW BOOK COMING OUT
MARCH 18th.
THIS IS THE BUS I AM GOING
AROUND AMERICA IN.
I MAY BE COMING TO A CITY NEAR
YOU.
THERE ARE A LOT OF CITIES.
31 CITIES IN 11 DAYS.
MARCH 27th I WILL BE IN
DALLAS.
THAT'S PRETTY FUN. IN APRIL I
WILL BE IN MICHIGAN, INDIANA,
OHIO, KENTUCKY, TENNESSEE AND
ALL THE WAY FROM APRIL 4th
TO THE 16th AND THEN IN
FLORIDA AND ALABAMA THE
FOLLOWING WEEK.
WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS?
YOU ARE PROBABLY DRUNK.
YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER THIS.
CHECK OUT G GUTFELD.COM FOR
THE ENTIRE TOUR SCHEDULE TO
SEE WHERE I AM GOING TO BE.
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU.
TALK TO YOUR FAMILY IN A
CREEPY WAY.
>>> WHICH BAR IS ABOVE PAR?
THAT'S THE SUBJECT OF
TONIGHT'S --
>> "RED EYE" DEBATE 2014 LIVE
FROM THE" RED EYE" DEBATE
CENTER.
>> WELCOME TO THE "RED EYE"
DEBATE CENTER.
HERE IS THE "RED EYE" DEBATE
CENTER.
WE HAVE REPORTERS ALL OVER
TOWN WAITING TO CHIME IN, BUT
WE WON'T GET TO THEM RIGHT
NOW.
AFTER INTERVIEWS WITH
HISTORIANS "TIME" MAGAZINE
UNWRAPPED THE MOST INFLUENTIAL
CANDY BARS OF ALL TIME.
THEY LOOKED AT WHICH TREATS
MADE THE BIGGEST IMPACT.
AT NUMBER THREE WAS THE FIRST
CANDY BAR TO INTRODUCE A
FILLING WHICH WAS HUMAN
BLOOD.
I FELL ON ONE ONCE AND IT TOOK
A LONGTIME TO REMOVE.
JUST ASK THE ER DOCTOR.
NUMBER TWO IS HERSHEY'S MILK
CHOCOLATE.
BELOVED BY WORLD WAR II
SOLDIERS AND BALD SATANIST.
AND IN FIRST, KIT-KAT IT WAS
THE FIRST TO PROMOTE SHARING
AND POLYGAMY.
I PREFER ANY BAR THAT IS IN A
FUN SIZE LIKE ME.
SUNNY, DID YOUR FAVORITE CANDY
BAR MAKE THE LIST?
>> I DON'T EAT CANDY.
>> YOU MUST HAVE EATEN IT
ONCE.
>> NO, I LIKE STRAW --
STRAWBERRIES AND ORANGES.
>> OH, COLT -- COME ON
MICHELLE OBAMA.
>> THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME
AND MICHELLE OBAMA IS I DON'T
CARE IF YOU EAT CANADA.
IF YOU EAT CANDY.
>> HAVE I NOTHING AGAINST
ANYBODY THAT WANTS TO DO IT.
I AM A FRUIT GIRL.
>> YOU HAVE THE NATURAL SWEET
TOOTH.
NICK, WHEN YOU LURE CHILDREN
TO YOUR CAR.
>> CAR?
I HAVE A VAN.
>> WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CANDY
BAR?
>> BIT O HONEY.
>> YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON TO
SAY BIT O HONEY.
>>
>> I LOVE IT.
IT IS IF YOU HAVE A BAD TOOTH
IT GETS YANKED OUT.
IF YOUR MUFFLER BREAKS YOU CAN
NEXT IT WITH BIT O HONEY.
>> AND MARATHON BAR.
>> IT HAS A DIFFERENT NAME.
>> IT IS THE SANDUSKY BAR.
>> BY THE WAY, NOBODY EATS BIT
O HONEY. NOBODY.
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
IT IS PEANUT BUTTER AND
HONEY.
>> IF YOU GOT THAT AT TRICK OR
TREAT YOU EGGED THAT HOUSE.
YOU KILLED THE FAMILY.
>> DID YOU LIKE THE
ABBA-ZABBA'S?
>> THIS MAY BE THE REASON I AM
THIS WAY.
AT HALLOWEEN MY GRANDMA GAVE
US RAISEN.
MAYBE THAT'S WHY I DON'T LIKE
THE CANDY.
>> YOU HATE SHARING SO I GUESS
KIT-KAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TO
EAT AND THEN THROW UP.
>> I HATE SHARING SO I DON'T
SHARE ANY.
I LIKE EVEN NUMBERS SO THERE
IS FOUR PIECES.
THEY ARE ALL FOR ME.
MY FAVORITE CANDY IS THE
REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS.
I FEEL LIKE GIRLS LIKE THE
PEANUT BUTTER AND THE
CHOCOLATE.
>> I THINK IT IS BECAUSE IT IS
IN A WRAPPER.
>> I DON'T FEEL AS BAD BECAUSE
THERE ARE TWO PIECES EVEN
THOUGH THEY ARE LARGE AND FULL
OF SATURATED FAT.
A BAR I WILL -- HOW DO YOU
STOP?
YOU HEAT THE WHOLE THING,
RIGHT?
>> EXACTLY.
>> NO, YOU DON'T EAT THE WHOLE
THING.
>> WHEN YOU WERE A KID IT WAS
ABOUT -- IT WAS LIKE OH MY GOD
YOU HAVE YOUR CHOCOLATE IN MY
PEANUT BUTTER.
THAT'S INTERCOURSE.
>> THAT'S WHAT TURNED ME OFF
ABOUT THE CANDY BAR.
>> THAT JUST CAME TO ME.
ANDY, YOU ARE JEWISH.
>> YES.
>> I GUESS WE ARE DONE HERE.
NO, THE CHOCOLATE CANDY -- THE
CHOCOLATE COINS, THEY ARE
TERRIBLE.
>> THEY ARE DELICIOUS.
>> SECONDLY I DON'T CARE -- I
WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE
CONES -- WHY DO I WANT TO TALK
ABOUT WHY THE POLL WAS
UNAMERICAN.
NOTHING AGAINST KIT-KAT.
THERE IS NO MUSEUM.
THERE IS A HERSHEY MUSEUM AND
A HERSHEY PARK.
MORE IMPORTANTLY THE KIT-KAT
POWER OF THE GENERATION?
NO.
IT WAS HERSHEY BARS IN WORLD
WAR II.
THEY KILLED LEER AND
MUSSOLINI.
[SPEAKING GERMAN].
IF IT WEREN'T FOR HERSHEY WE
WOULD ALL KNOW WHAT THATMENT.
MA -- THAT MEANT.
DON'T GIVE ME THAT KIT-KAT IS
NUMBER ONE.
>> I AGREE WITH ANDY AND I AM
GOING TO BUY A HERSHEY BAR.
>> THAT WASN'T EVEN A MUSTACHE
ON HITLER.
IT WAS A CHOCOLATE.
>> IT WAS A POISONED HERSHEY
BAR.
>> WHERE ARE WE NOW?
HOW MUCH TIME DO I HAVE?
I CAN GO TO THE TEASE?
I HATE COCONUTS I HATE MOUNDS.
CHUNKY WITH THE RAISENS I
HATE.
ONLY TWO THINGS MATTER IN A
CHOCOLATE BAR WITH CARAMEL AND
NUGGET.
>> I DIDN'T REALIZE.
I HAVE SEEN THEM IN SHOPS.
>> WE HAVE 20 SECONDS.
NECKAWAIFERS.
>> NOT A CANDY BAR.
>> IT IS LIKE A BAD DIABETES
JOKE.
>> WAS BEER TO BLAME FOR
LOSING THE GAME?
MEMBERS OF THE AUSTRIAN MEN'S
HOCKEY TEAM HAVE APOLOGIZED
FOR DRINKING UNTIL 6:00 A.M.
BEFORE A LOSS THAT ENDED THEIR
OLYMPICS.
AFTER BEATING NORWAY ON SUNDAY
A BUNCH OF PLAYERS PARTIED AT
THE AUSTRIA HOUSE UNTIL
SUNRISE.
HOURS LATER THEY PLAYED
SLOVENIA AND LOST 3-1.
AUSTRIA'S COACH WAS SHOCKED
SAYING I WAS SHOCKED, END
QUOTE.
THE TEAM DOES PRESIDENT THINK
SH -- DOESN'T THINK THEIR
PARTYING WAS A BE PRO.
THEY SAID WE SHOULD HAVE MOVED
THE CELEBRATION TO THE EVENING
AFTER OUR LAST TOURNAMENT AND
WE WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE.
THANK GOD I DON'T HAVE TO
APOLOGIZE FOR MY PUBLIC
HANGOVERS BECAUSE I AM ALWAYS
DRUNK.
WEREN'T THEY BETTER?
>> NO, SLOVENIA SLINKS.
STINKS.
THEY SHOULD HAVE HAD A CAR BOW
LOAD.
YOU LOAD UP ON ON CASHES.
CARBS.
THEY DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE
TO FANS, YOU RUINED YOUR OWN
LIFE.
>> AREN'T YOU TIRED OF THE
DRUNK SHAMING?
>> OWN IT.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE.
THEY WILL GO BACK TO THIS
AUSTRIAN HOUSE AND PARTY UNTIL
THE NEXT SUNRISE.
>> WHAT IS AN AUSTRIAN HOUSE?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> A KIND OF CANDY.
>> SUNNY, YOU MAY ACTUALLY
PLAY WITH A HANGOVER BECAUSE
YOU ARE DECEMBER DISTRACTED --
BECAUSE YOU ARE LESS
DISTRACTED.
>> HERE IS MY THEORY.
BLACK GIRL, HOCKEY.
>> IT CAN APPLY TO GENERAL
THINGS.
>> BLACK GIRL, HOCKEY. NO.
>> WE HAVE NINETY SECONDS TO
TALK AT LENGTH.
>> THERE HAS BEEN A BUNCH OF
STUDIES.
I THINK THESE PLAYERS SHOULD
BE PUNISHED EXCEPT FOR THE
AUSTRIAN TEAM CAPTAIN AND HE
PLAYS FOR THE ISLANDERS AND HE
IS PUNISHED.
UH -- APPARENTLY THEY HAVE
BEEN GETTING DRUNK SINCE 1983.
IF YOU CAN HANDLE YOUR ***,
IT CLEARLY DIDN'T FOR THESE
GUYS.
I THINK IT WAS 4-0 OR
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
WHY NOT SAVE THE PARTY UNTIL
YOU ARE ELIMINATED.
AND THEY STAYED OUT UNTIL 6:00
IN THE MORNING.
>> IF THEY HAD GONE OUT AND
HAD DRINKS.
>> MAYBE IT IS A TIME
DIFFERENCE.
>> IT MIGHT BE THAT.
>> THEY WENT TO BED AT 6:00
BUT IT FELT LIKE THE 1:00 A.M.
TIME.
>> MAYBE IT WAS THE SELECTION
OF ***.
>> THAT COULD BE IT TOO.
ELLIS PITCHED A NO HITTER ON
ACID.
THAT'S THE ONLY FACT I HAVE.
>> THERE WAS A JOKE FOR THAT.
>> WELL YOU ARE A GREAT
COMEDIAN.
>> THE JOKE MAKES YOU WONDER
WHAT KIND OF DRUGS -- IS DOING.
>> THAT'S A JOKE BETTER LEFT
UNSAID.