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You’re not going to answer?
What if it’s the office?
Hello?
Excuse me sir, are you the owner of this phone?
***!
EXCUSE ME SIR (based on 1,420,301 true stories)
Yes…
Excuse me sir, are you the owner of this phone?
Excuse me, sir?
Yes…
Yes!
Eh!
Excuse me sir, my name is Leonardo Jesus and I’m calling from MobileStar.
I have a very interesting offer that will let you save on your monthly bills.
No thanks, I’m not interested
Excuse me sir, but you haven’t heard the offer yet
Right, but I’m not interested. You’re just out to trick me
No, really sir. This offer could change your life
What I’m offering is a flat rate from 6pm to 6am for €12 a month...
...20 cents minimum per call with a minimum of €9 a month.
I’m not at home and don’t have my glasses with me, so I wouldn’t be able to read the small print anyway
Excuse me sir, but I’m happy to answer any questions you have.
What I don’t want is to buy something now and then find surprises on my bill.
No sir, with this offer you’ll only pay the items I mentioned before.
But I don’t think that’s a much better plan than my current one.
What do you mean?
I’ll pay less with my current plan.
Ok sir, let me just take a look to see if there’s something else I can offer you.
Excuse me sir, thanks for waiting.
I can offer you the One Number plan forever.
One Number plan? What’s that?
You choose one person – a partner or friend – and you can call them at any time of day completely free
Any time of day?
That’s absolutely correct.
Can the number be at any operator?
No sir. Only to Mobilestar numbers.
So, that’s the trick.
No sir, this plan is exactly what you need…
Just a moment.
Sir?
Sir?
Well, if were interested…
Thank you sir, just tell me the one number you’d like to call for the rest of your life. I’ll check it’s a Mobilestar number.
Yes, it’s a Mobilestar number.
Excuse me sir, but I need to check.
6...
...43...
...82...
...30...
Yes
23.
6, 43, 82, 30, 23 Correct?
Yes, but could you please tell me the offer again?
Of course, sir.
Flat rate from 6pm to 6am for €12 per month, 20 cents minimum per call, with a monthly minimum of €9. With the One Number plan…
But that’s much worse than my current plan! What I save talking to my girlfriend I’ll spend on the other calls.
That depends on how much you use your One Number plan.
The offers sounds ok. Let me think about it and I’ll call you back.
Excuse me sir, but you’re turning down some big savings.
I’ll think about it and call if I’m interested. Thanks.
Congratulations! Your flat rate to Mobilestar numbers and your One Number plan forever have been activated.
***! Not again!
What do you want?
Time to get up, honey. You get grumpy if you oversleep.
Where are you?
In the kitchen.
Why are you calling me from the kitchen?
You’ll never guess!...
Come here!
Hot isn’t it, sweetie?
What are you doing with that phone?
I’m glad you asked me that, I’ve just been offered a great plan…
Alex!
You won’t believe it, it’s excellent, a real bargain…
Alex!
What?
We need to talk.
Yes?
Good afternoon. Are you the owner of this phone?
I’m sorry, the lady of the house isn’t available at the moment.
Yes?
Good afternoon. Am I speaking to owner of this phone?
No, he just died of a heart attack.
Oh, I am sorry.
We are but dust.
What?
Hello, I’m calling from Mobilestar…
To disturb? I’m suing you.
I beg your pardon?
You heard me. I’m suing you.
What?
Hi! How are you?
What do you want?
It was to see if you could call this TV show and say the word “Morocco”
What?
Middle Eastern country, 7 letters, starting with “moro”.
No, “moron”, 5 letters. What’s the matter with you?
Sorry, it was a joke.
I may have lost a girlfriend but we don’t need to lose touch…
Alex!
Don’t call me again.
Ok?
thanks.
Ok, you call me.