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— Wonderful, isn’t it? — Mm.
— Such a beautiful day. — Mm.
— The sky. — Aha.
— The birds. [SPLAT!]
— The sun.
— Did you know the sun is 150,000,000 km away? — Aha.
And has a diameter of 1.4 million kilometers?
And is 4.5 billion years old?
Er. Who lit it?
— Pardon? — I mean, that must have been really difficult,
lighting the sun. You had enough problems with the barbecue.
The sun... lit itself.
And why doesn’t that work with our barbecue?
The sun isn’t a barbecue!
Well, I mean, if the sun can light itself,
it should be possible with our technology
to invent a barbecue that can light itself.
You mean, you’d just have to stand in front of it and say: “Let there be fire!”
[A FIRE IGNITES]
I’ll get the steaks.