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Hello dear real estate purchasers, are you buying a house? You are buying a house, that’s
why you’re here. We’ve got a beauty for you. Feeling all alone? Like you’re going
to end up by yourself when you grow old? Well this house is perfect for you. It has everything
you need and nothing you don’t. Kitchen, dinning room, living room, bedroom, bathroom,
artroom, fartroom, atrium, small palms, big palms, tables, chairs, you name it. No, you
name it. Pick a name. We call it the atrium house, but if you buy it, you can call it
the Bachelor’s Appartmant DeLuxe if you want. You will host amazing parties in the
back, chase younger women while your hair grows gray. Hell, if they don’t want to
stay there’s a fireplace next to the pool, just burn those sinners. Because this house
is heaven, I tell you. Right damn darn it is. Drive right inside into the house with
a splendid view of the garden. Splendid, I said, splendid! Greet your visitors in the
nice glassy entrance where you can hang your paintings. You are a painter aren’t you?
Well right damn you are. Because on the top you’ll enjoy the nicest view you’re ever
going to find even if you look with a telescope. There I said it! A telescope! It’s up there
on the terrace, just waiting for you to find a galaxy or something. Hell if I know. Look
at naked ladies on the beach for all I care. I just now you’re going to love it. L-O-V-E
love it! The kitchen sports a self cleaning sink and enough coffee to keep you alive even
after you die. You can enjoy your carefully prepared meals in the inside dinning room
with the magnificent view of the backyard. But why not upgrade? Upgrade, my good sir,
take a deep breath of nice clean air, right outside by the pool. Oh yes, the top floor
provides a nice roof over the start of your backyard, giving you plenty of shade for when
you’re out there enjoying your roasted hot dogs. And don’t worry about rain. It never
rains! Never! Now what are you waiting for? Don’t just do it, think about it! Call us
and we’ll hook you up.