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Oh, I have all your messages. Marisol called. She's got an appointment to look at the apartments Thursday night.
I just talked with her, thank you.
Hey Felipe, please clean up that whiteboard for the meeting. And tell Perla and Emilio I'll be waiting for them in the office.
How's it going, dear? Hi.
Hey, come here. How was the session? Good?
What do you think about these pieces of ***? -You know what? Too much silicone.
What do you mean, too much silicone? The silicone looks very nice.
Tony, Tony, Tony, please grow up already. Or you're going to go from a chatterbox/parrot to a (horn)dog.
Or from dog to a parrot? -He who is born to be a flowerpot, will always be in the hall.
Luis. Yes, Paulina?
The photos were a look incredible, marvelous, very good. -Really?
Yes! Better than the models?
You know, they don't look too natural.
Well, they are Tony's friends. -Leave one for us, tiger!
Is this the repost on the *** star? -Yes, Sir.
Hand it to the director. -Once he's in.
Jesus! -And YOU, get a haircut. Fix it for the meeting. What's the new editor going to say?
Put some gel on, Hon.
I ask all of you is to not make any judgment till we meet the new editor.
And don't put that face, Adrián.
Here he comes.
Good morning to all of you. -Good morning.
I present you Artemio Miranda , the new editor-in-chief of XY.
Good morning.
Artemio has a well know career as a journalist. Therefore I'm sure his ideas will contribute XY, and be magazine we'll be all proud of.
Hi to all of you, It's my pleasure being here, especially being with of Luis Quitaño.
We've been friend for a long time. Right, Luis?
The pleasure is all mine. Let me tell you that Artemio is a National Prize in journalism.
Apart from being a great editor, he is a brilliant expert in this field. We're going to learn a lot from him.
Yes, Tony? Will Artemio's directorship be starting on this issue or the next one?
Whenever he likes to. And if he wants to start from scratch, then you have to do so as well.
And are our jobs safe?
At the moment I want to get to your work before taking a decision. At the moment being, I'll be bring a new reviewer, I'm talking about a Diego Rodríguez.
But don't think it's my taking in disqualifying anyone from the beginning.
Pablito, if you want to see your dad, then call out for him -Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
Hey! What's up champ? -Daddy!
Hi love. -Hi.
We stopped by to see if you wanted to have lunch with us.
Oh my. Love, today's a terrible day. We have a new boss and we have a meeting in a bit.
But you are going to get out early?
Well, I hope so.
Well if I can't do anything about it, then good luck in your meeting. -Okay.
Mommy, after we have lunch can we go to the park? -Yes sweety, we can go to the park. But first you have to do your homework.
Yes, but you have to remember... (child mumbles) -No, not right now.
The *** size is a joke, right? -Depends on the ***.
But it's a cliché to talk about that in a men's magazine.
It sells. And a lot.
Well, I also think that it's topic that makes many readers feel uncomfortable.
What's your name again?
Diego Rodríguez.
Diego Rodríguez, why do you think that topic could make the readers uncomfortable?
Well because some readers have vegetables in their refrigerator that are more gifted than they are.
Well I think It's pretty much ok. I would just add a supplement of the best love-making technics or some ***.
Of course, and then on the next issue we can talk about tantric sex.
Or perhaps a top-ten on the hottest *** on Mexican TV. No?
Wait, hold on. It's not about inventing the wheel. I mean, stand in front of any magazine stand, look for any men magazine and all the magazines...
and all the magazine for at least every three months they have a special talking on sex. The rest is on cars and technology.
Exactly what I mean. I want a magazine that doesn't talk about the same things.
But we can't also forget that our ads are: watches, jewelry, scents, condoms.
Well, and were do our readers come in all of this?
We have to be what our readers and advertisements want us to be.
I don't want those readers nor those advertisements. I want a new XY.
And who is going to pay for it?
Well the people that also read intelligent material also buy: Watches, condoms, ties, cufflinks, Well.
There are ten days left till the deadline.
Ten days are more than enough to be able to find something better than the *** size.
Wait, wait, wait, Hold on. We are spending a fortune on this Issue and we're already finishing up all the budget.
What's our main story? -We have an interview with a *** star telling his experience.
A *** star.
Oh, c'mon. Please, stop working on that. We need to bring up the readership of this magazine one way or another.
But, Mr. Miranda. Shouldn't you read it first?
No, No. It's not going down that path. Diego you're going to be in charge of writing the article.
He know's a lot about the subject and then we meet in my office.
Shall we, Eli? Yes, sir.
Was that clear?
Very clear! Ten day!?
Is she your girlfriend?
Ex
Ohh, what a shame. Looks like you two made a good couple.
So you're a nobody when writing, right?
Well. I can't say much of it.
But, seams like you know more about sorrow than I do.
Not necessarily.
Well. That's what the boss thinks.
Maybe he knows something about you from... first hand.
What's up with you, huh? -No, nothing, Nothing.
Oh, Okay.
What are we going to do about that this imbecile?
He just got here and he's already crossed the line.
I swear to you that if I didn't have a family to support, I'd tell him to go to hell right this instant.
Yeah, it wouldn't be half bad telling him to tone it down.
What are you doing?
Same thing I always do to calm down my ***. Giving myself a little present.
Oh, ***.
What dude? Don't look at me like that. I'm not going to put it on. Rocío is.
Uh-huh. Rocío.
We're you dating an Alma? -And you should do the same.
With your wife I mean.To relive the passion. She should give you a good roll in the hay to calm down your bad mood.
Oh, no. My wife wouldn't put one for those on.
Who says she won't? They can always learn new tricks.
It's not like she's a Labrador, ***' Tony. You're talking about my wife.
That's why.
What an ***.
Alejandro. May I ask you something?
Yes. What is it?
What's your opinion on the size of the ***?
Whose?
Anyone's. That's XY center article for the month. Do you mind?
You're asking my opinion because? -I'm asking you because...
Does size matter between..
Between you guys. You know what I mean. In your profession.
Between lawyers? -No.
Ohh, between *** then. -Ehh, yeah.
In my profession the ability is measured by the size of the balls.
Oh my!
And from what I can tell, you wouldn't have much success.
Adrián!
Adri-an.
Are you downloading ***?
A lot of T(testosterone)?
Well, you know that at my house the speed is sluggish. And you know that silicone takes a lot to download.
Hadn't you left already?
I have work to do.
They cut your article.
Ohh, but it isn't for here.
Dude, just go home to your family, ***.
You're not done yet? Well, what time did you get here?
It was the bus's fault. -Yeah right, the bus's fault. Well get up earlier.
Oh my, just look at this mess. Gosh.
You beat me here again Sr. You're going to make me look bad.
But why Eli? It's barely 8 o'clock.
Uhm, Do you need anything? -No, thank you.
I'm already set. -Ohh. And how far/long did you run today?
Ten. -Ten... Minutes?
Kilometers (6.2 mi) -Ohh!
Hey, and (how is) your son? -He's well. Thank you.
You don't take him to daycare? -No. I'm the one that takes him a bath.
At twelve at night?
All of it?
(Guys):It's like modeling...Do I?... You...it's... (Paulina): Do you need help?... You know what?.. Look this way, now that way.
(Paulina): Surprises please! But, Tony, look at me. Like that. Okay.
Well. I'll leave you guys with your stuff. And I'll see you up stairs.
(Guys): ...How Paulina? Someone else should have come... Well We did it already... That's it.... (too many talking at the same time)
How was it? -Not. That. Bad.
I want a well done retaliating story, woman.
Well, wait till you see the photos. See ya.
No, no, no. Long live "Change" -Right on!
Great attitude.
What long faces they have!
Here you go sweetheart. -What do I want this for!?
So you can make yourself a tea. -What a pig!
Ex-cuse-me. -Please.
Did they turn out ok? -They were great. don't you think?
I guess so. Ciao. -Bye.
And what's up with him? -(whispers) He's very ...(mumbles)
This shortie?
"DOES SIZE MATTER TO THE ORDINARY MAN?"