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♪♪
♪ Johnny got a head of fiery hair ♪
♪ and a turbo charged backpack ♪
♪ His genius sisters use him like a lab rat ♪
♪ A neat freak dad at home ♪
♪ a super busy mom ♪
♪ The boy's best friend is a talking dog ♪
♪ Talking dog ♪
♪ That's right ♪
♪ Three extreme teens and an air breathing shark ♪
♪ Mega action game controller skating in the park ♪
♪ A pharabooster, Bling-Bling ♪
♪ What do we make of this ♪
♪ Johnny Test ♪
♪ Johnny Test ♪
♪ This is the life of a boy named Johnny Test ♪
♪ Johnny Test ♪
♪ Johnny Test ♪
♪ This is the life of a boy named Johnny Test ♪
(Fireworks Whistle, Rapid Explosions)
♪♪
(METAL DOORS SLAM OPEN)
ONE CHILL-A-CHINO BLENDER LASER THING,
ONE POUND OF ESPRESSO ROAST.
THANK YOU.
ONE BEE KEEPER SUIT,
10 PILES O' HONEY BARS
AND ONE ACTIVE BEE HIVE.
THOSE ARE MINE.
ONE EXTREMELY SCARY LOOKING ZAPPER
AND ONE BUTLER.
(MEOWS)
(ALARM BUZZES)
WARDEN: ALL RIGHT!
SOMEBODY PAID YOUR BAIL
SO YOU'RE FREE TO GO.
BUT I WANT NO MORE FUNNY BUSINESS!
(*** CRANKS)
OH, DON'T WORRY...
WE'LL BE... COOL!
AND... BEE FREE!
AH HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! (CAR HORN HONKS)
GENTLEMAN, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.
BECAUSE, WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO!
(MANIACAL LAUGHS)
MOM: GO ON, MISTER.
YOU HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
WHY AM I WEARING THIS?
UGH!
YOU'RE REPORT CARD?!
WHAT DO WE HAVE TO WORK ON THIS TIME?
COMMENTS SECTION; PARAGRAPH 5.
"JOHNNY NEEDS TO LEARN TO BE MORE HELPFUL TO OTHERS
WITHOUT ASKING ANYTHING IN RETURN."
AND NOBODY HELPS PEOPLE LIKE JOHNNY X!
NOW, I'M GONNA "HELP" SUPER DUKEY
LEARN HOW TO CATCH A WHIZBEE!
OW! I DON'T WANNA LEARN.
HELP SOMEONE ELSE, WILL YA.
SUSAN AND MARY: JOHNNY! HELP!
SUSAN: WE NEED YOU TO TEST AN "ATTRACTION" POTION
THAT WILL ATTRACT GIL...
NEXT DOOR.
NO.
DUKEY: AH-HEM!
OKAY, FINE. I'LL HELP.
(GULPING)
(SCREAMING)
POTION ATTRACTS LIES,
NOT BOYS.
SUSAN: NOW, WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU, JOHNNY?
NOTHING.
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.
AH!
STOP HELPING ME!!
(BLEEPING)
MR. WHACK-O: THE WORLD'S MOST ANNOYING BOY
WHO RUINED ALL OF OUR LIVES!
WELL, NO MORE,
BECAUSE HE WILL BE NO MORE!
YOU SAID "BEE."
BRAIN FREEZER: AND THIS TIME WE'LL BE BETTER PREPARED
TO CHILL HIM OUT!
OOOH! YOU SAID "BEE" TOO.
I'M LOVING THIS!
MR. MITTENS: AND TOGETHER, WE WILL ELIMINATE JOHNNY TE-
(COUGHS)
OH, HAIRBALL!
HACH!
GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE SUPER DUPER
JOHNNY STOPPING EVIL FORCE 5!
OW! UGH!
STOP THROWING THOSE THINGS!
BUMPER: HELP!
OH! THAT SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR JOHNNY X!
UGH.
(CAT MEOWS)
HELP!
CUDDLES IS STUCK IN THE TREE.
OH, HOW I LOVE HIM SO.
YOU LOOK LIKE A DORK, TEST.
HERE, KITTY-KITTY.
COME TO JOHNNY X.
(DEEP GROWL)
(CAT SCREECHES ANGRILY) (PAINED SCREAMS)
OH, CUDDLES! YOU'RE SAFE!
JOHNNY: AHHHH!
THANKS, TEST.
NOW HERE'S YOUR REWARD.
(CASH REGISTER DINGS "CHA-CHING")
AHHHH!
UGH!
BLING BLING: HELLO, JONATHAN.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
YOUR HELP.
CAN YOU GET SWEET SUSAN FOR ME?
I WANNA SHOW HER SOMETHING.
NO.
DUKEY: AH-HEM!
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
SUSAN SAID SHE'D RATHER DATE BARF,
BUT I GRABBED ONE OF HER SNEAKERS.
I KNOW HOW YOU LIKE HER FEET.
(EXCITED) OH!!
(PAINED GROANS)
UGH!
I TRIED "HELPING" PEOPLE
AND ALL I GOT IN RETURN WAS A DOG WHO COMPLAINS,
A PUNCH IN THE FACE AND A DEATH HUG.
WHO'S GONNA HELP ME!
MR. WHACK-O: WE'LL HELP YOU, JOHNNY TEST.
BEE KEEPER: HELP YOU "BEE" GONE...
FOREVER!
JOHNNY: BUT I HAVE MUTANT POWERS
SO YOU CAN MEET MY BEE-HIND!
POWER POOTS, GO!
(LOUD FART)
(ICE CRACKS)
AGH!
HUH?!
YOU FROZE DUKEY!
BRAIN FREEZER: NO, I MADE A PUP-SICLE!
AND NOW I'LL MAKE...
HURRICANE HANDS!
(STRONG WIND GUSTS)
AND LOOK OUT BEE-LOW.
HELP!
GIVE UP, JOHNNY TEST.
NOBODY CAN HELP YOU NOW!
ALL: (LAUGH)
JOHHNY: STAND DOWN, EVIL DOERS!
FOR NO JAIL CAN HOLD JOHNNY X!
(GRUNT OF EFFORT)
(GROWLS)
OW!
THANKS TO YOU,
WE WERE LOCKED IN A JAIL CELL.
NOW HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?!
JOHNNY: I DON'T.
AND I JUST WANTED TO HELP MY DOG
CATCH A WHIZBEE!
WELL THE ONLY THING HE'S CATCHING NOW...
IS A COLD!
(LAUGHS)
I CAN'T FIND THAT SNEAKER ANYWHERE
AND DUKEY'S BEEN FROZEN!
AY-AY-AY-AY-AY!
JOHNNY HAS BEEN JOHNNY-NAPPED!
SUSAN AND MARY: WHAT?! BY WHO?!
MR. WHACK-O: BY US! (LAUGHS)
WHAT DO YOU WANT, WHACK-O?
MY COOL GLASSES. I DROPPED THEM EARLIER.
WHERE ARE THEY?
HERE THEY ARE!
GREAT!
JOHNNY STOPPING EVIL FORCE 5...
AWAY!
WE'VE GOTTA HELP JOHNNY!
HOW?
THERE ARE 5 OF THEM AND 3 OF US!
BUMPER: I'LL HELP.
I HATE TEST,
BUT HE HELPED ME GET CUDDLES BACK.
BLING BLING: HE HELPED ME, TOO.
COUNT ME IN!
GIVE ME BACK MY SNEAKER AND-
GIL?
GIL: I'LL HELP JOHNNY.
'CAUSE HE HELPED ME ONCE,
AND I WILL NEVER FORGET IT.
JOHNNY: HEY, GIL, YOUR SHOE'S UNTIED.
THANKS, JOHNNY BRO.
OKAY.
WE'LL GIVE YOU ALL MUTANT POWERS
AND TOGETHER WE CAN BEAT
THE JOHNNY STOPPING EVIL FORCE 5.
ALL: LET'S DO IT!
ANNOUNCER: MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE EVIL HALL OF EVIL...
I AM THE GLOBAL HUNTER OF COOL!
YOU'RE TOO LOUD, TOO.
AH, OW!
EASY ON THE FUR!
JOHNNY: SO ARE YOU GUYS GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD
OR THE UNIVERSE OR SOMETHING?
DON'T KNOW YET.
WE'RE KICKING AROUND SOME IDEAS.
OOH, I LIKE JOHNNY'S SUGGESTION
OF TAKING OVER THE WORLD. ANYONE ELSE?
TAKING OVER THE WORLD?
MR. WHACK-O: I'M IN.
AND IT'LL BE EASY WITH MY NEWEST
MOST DANGEROUS TOY YET!
THE EXPLO-TONIC FLYING DISC! (EVIL LAUGH)
(EXPLOSION)
I THINK KIDS WILL ENJOY THAT TOY!
AND PHASE ONE OF OUR PLAN IS COMPLETE -
WE HAVE ELIMINATED YOU,
SO NO ONE CAN STOP US!
(LOUD BLAST)
LET GO OF JOHNNY, VILLAINS!
SUSAN: OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE JOHNNY SAVING 6!
KIDS! MAN, I HATE KIDS.
AND YOU CANNOT STOP US,
AND YOU CANNOT FREE JOHNNY TEST.
MR. MITTENS: (GASPS)
SUSAN: OH YEAH? VAPOR WAVE, GO!
IMPRESSIVE, BUT...
GET THEM!
JOHNNY: SPLIT UP!
BRAIN FREEZER: CHILL OUT, PRETTY BOY!
BLONDE FLOWING LASER LOCKS, GO!
(STRUGGLING GRUNTS)
BEE KEEPER: NEAT TRICK.
BUT YOU CAN'T BEE-ET MY BEES
WITH SUPER STINGERS!
(BUZZING)
TIME FOR BUMPER TO GO BOULDER!
(GRUNT OF EFFORT)
OH, CRUD.
AND WHAT DO YOU DO?
(PAINED GROANS)
OH. SO THAT'S WHAT SHE DOES.
YOU SHOULD NOT MAKE KITTIES ANGRY -
BECAUSE THEY MIGHT SCRATCH!
(ATTACKING SCREECHES)
HOW I DESPISE THIS JOB.
JOHNNY: WE'VE GOT EVERYONE BUT WHACK-O!
MR. WHACK-O: AND I HAVE YOU!
(LAUGHS)
GO HURRICANE HANDS!
I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
YEAH, THEY'RE GONNERS.
(GASPS)
(SLOW MOTION VOICE) NOOOOOOOO!
(LANDING GRUNT)
SUSAN: CANINE ORAL FORCE FIELD!
JOHNNY: I KNEW YOU COULD CATCH A WHIZBEE!
YOU JUST NEEDED DEADLY MOTIVATION.
NOT SO FAST, WHACK-O!
(GULPS)
I'LL TAKE THIS ONE.
(LOUD FART)
OW! AH!
THAT IS ONE COOL MUTANT POWER, DUDE.
THANKS FOR BRINGING BACK THE BAD DUDES.
JOHNNY: YOU'RE WELCOME.
YEAH!
WHO ARE YOU GUYS?
JOHNNY: JUST KIDS WHO HELP.
BECAUSE HELPING IS HELPFUL TO PEOPLE WHO NEED HELP.
BLING BLING: SO, HOW LONG ARE OUR MUTANT POWERS GOOD FOR?
'TIL ABOUT 4:00.
BUMPER: IT'S FOUR NOW.
UH-OH.
ALL: AHHHHHHHH!
UGH!
JOHNNY: WE'RE OKAY.
♪♪
KIDS: (LAUGHTER)
KIDS: HEY, WATCH OUT!
KIDS: (IMPACT GRUNT)
(SNICKERING)
JOHNNY: ALL OUT STREAM WATER FIGHT!
WE ARE THE WATER FIGHT KINGS!
AND IT'S TIME TO GET THE QUEEN.
DUKEY: (LAUGHS) IF YOU CAN SOAK SISSY,
YOU WILL TRULY DESERVE
THE TITLE OF WATER BLASTER MASTER.
JOHNNY: (CHUCKLES)
MAILMAN: SIGN HERE. THANK YOU.
SISSY: THE SOPPO-WATER-CANON.
IT DRENCHES YOU CLEAN THROUGH YOUR UNDERWEAR.
WHOA! DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.
JOHNNY AND DUKEY: AAAHHHHH!
OOF!
THIS MEANS WAR!
JOHNNY: I NEED A...
SUSAN: QUIET!
WE'RE BUSY OBSERVING GIL
ON THE SATELLITE THAT WE UM... BORROWED.
MARY: HE'S TAKING OUT THE TRASH.
BOTH: (DREAMY SIGHS)
HMM... WOULDN'T YOU RATHER HOLD GIL
THAN SPY ON HIM?
WHICH I CAN ARRANGE
AFTER YOU BUILD US MONDO-BLUTTO WATER SOAKERS.
THEN I SOAK SISSY,
AND BECOME WATER BLASTER MASTER!
BOTH: ENH... WHAT THE HECK!
(HARD SPLASHES)
JOHNNY: YOU GUYS ARE LOUSY SHOTS,
BUT AWESOME!
HELP US HOLD GIL...
AND THEY'RE YOURS.
LOOK, YOU TWO ARE GEEK MAGNETS.
SO...
YOU JUST HAVE TO GET OTHER COOL GUYS
TO LIKE YOU,
THEN GIL GETS SUPER JEALOUS
AND THEN LOVES YOU.
OKAY, BUT WHERE'RE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND
SUPER COOL GUYS TO LIKE US?
HELLO, YOU'RE GENIUSES.
MAKE THEM.
HE'S RIGHT!
WE'LL MAKE SUPER COOL BOYBORGS
WHO WILL ADORE US,
AND MAKE GIL TOTALLY JEALOUS!
OUT!
WE HAVE WORK TO DO!
JOHNNY: HM?
BOTH: WHOAAAAAA!
OOF!
YOU REALLY THINK THE BOYBORGS
WILL GET GIL TO LIKE THEM?
WHO CARES?!
'CUZ WE GOT TWO MEGA-BLUTTO WATER BLASTERS!
NOW, LET'S TRY THESE BAD BOYS OUT.
(WATER GUNS ***)
BUMPER: HEY, TEST!
PREPARE TO GET...
UH OH!
WHHAAAAA!
OOF!
BOYBORGS: HEY, JOHNNY.
SUSAN: SAY HELLO TO PHIL, BILL AND WILL.
JOHNNY: THEY'RE HANDSOME.
WE PROGRAMMED THEM WITH FULL SETS OF EMOTIONS
AND THEY THINK THEY'VE BEEN
IN LOVE WITH US FOREVER.
WE'RE GOING TO THE SKATEBOARD PARK
TO MAKE GIL GO CRAZY WITH JEALOUSY.
AND WE'RE OFF TO FIND SISSY.
SKATEBOARDERS: (CHEERS, OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
BOYBORGS: HELLO, TOTALLY HOT GIRLS.
AREN'T YOU THE CUTE ONE?
IS IT ME, OR DID IT JUST GET HOT IN HERE?
LOVE YOUR GLASSES.
HMM...
HEY, SUSAN. HEY, MARY.
BOTH: HI GIL.
ARE THESE GUYS YOUR BOYFRIENDS?
BOTH: NO!
BOYBORGS: YES!
(EYES BLEEP)
WE'RE TOTALLY AVAILABLE FOR DATES
OR POOL PARTIES OR ANYTHING!
COOL.
I'M HAVING A POOL PARTY LATER.
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS COME BY AROUND 3:00?
WITHOUT YOUR BUDDIES.
LATERS!
IT WORKED! GIL IS JEALOUS!
PHIL: GIL, GIL, GIL!
HE'S ALL YOU EVER TALK ABOUT.
WHAT ABOUT US!?
DON'T BLOW A CIRCUIT, BUB.
GIL HAS OUR ENDLESS LOVE.
BOYBORGS: THEN GIL MUST BE ELIMINATED!
SKATER: OOF! UGH!
SUSAN: MAYBE WE MADE THEM
A LITTLE TOO IN LOVE WITH US.
(DRUM ROLL)
(HARD SPLAT)
WATER WAR IS AWESOME!
(GURGLES)
YOU'VE BEATEN THE REST
BUT CAN YOU HANDLE THE BEST?
LEMME JUST SAY,
YOU WON'T BE NEEDIN' A BATH TONIGHT.
HUH?!
THE BOYBORGS ARE GOING TO GIL'S
TO ELIMINATE HIM.
AND THEY WERE YOUR IDEA,
SO YOU HAVE TO FIX IT.
OR WE TAKE THE WATER BLASTERS BACK.
HMMM...
YOU TWO CREATE A SAFE PERIMETER AROUND GIL.
WE'LL INTERCEPT THE BOYBORGS IN ROUTE TO TARGET.
MOVE!
THIS WAR-TIME THING HAS GONE TO YOUR HEAD,
BUT I LIKE IT. (CHUCKLES)
WHAT IS THAT?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
(MUFFLED GRUNTS)
SUSAN: IT'S AGAINST HIS WILL,
BUT TECHNICALLY IT IS "HOLDING."
(WATER GUNS ***)
BOYBORGS: GIL MUST BE ELIMINATED.
JOHNNY GENTLEMEN, WHAT I HAVE HERE
IS THE MOST POWERFUL WATER GUN
IN THE WORLD.
SO, WHY DON'T WE FORGET
WHERE THE GIRLS CAN DISASSEMBLE YOU,
OKAY?
(WHIRRING)
(CLACKING SOUND)
(ENERGY POWERS UP)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
JOHNNY AND DUKEY: (GASP) RUN!
AHHHH!
BOYBORGS: GIL MUST BE ELIMINATED.
HEY, LOOK THERE'S GIL!
JOHNNY: (PANTING)
OOH, WE SLOWED 'EM DOWN.
GIL: HEY, JOHNNY.
JOHNNY: IS THAT GIL?
MARY THE CRATE IS MADE OF TITANIUM.
IT'S THE ONLY THING THE BOYBORGS WATER BLASTERS
CAN'T CUT THROUGH.
GREAT, SO WE'RE ALL SAFE.
WE'RE SAFE,
BUT THE BOYBORGS WILL ENACT AN AGGRESSIVE MODE
AND DESTROY ANYTHING THEY PERCEIVE
AS AN OBSTACLE TO THEIR MISSION.
IN ENGLISH PLEASE.
IF A KID SQUIRTS THEM WITH WATER,
THEY COULD WASTE THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
ARE YOU TELLING ME THESE THINGS
ARE WATER BLASTING TIME-BOMBS!
BUT THEY DO HAVE A WEAKNESS.
A DIRECT SHOT OF LIQUID IN THEIR EAR,
COULD REACH THE CEREBRAL CORE
AND SHORT THEM OUT.
(BOOM) (POP)
MARY: AND SINCE WE CAN'T HIT THE SIDE OF A BARN,
YOU'LL HAVE TO DO IT.
HOW DO WE GET CLOSE ENOUGH FOR AN EAR SHOT
WITHOUT GETTING BLASTED?
SUSAN: YEAH, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
TAKE THESE RADIOS.
WE'LL MONITOR THE BATTLE ON SATELLITE
AND STAY HERE AND "HOLD" GIL.
BOYBORGS: SPLIT UP AND FIND GIL.
HEY, CHECK OUT THE NEW MEAT.
(SPLASH)
(LAUGHS)
(COMPUTES AND BLEEPS)
BOYBORG: ELIMINATE.
(GULPS)
MOMMY.
(HUGE BLAST)
JOHNNY: WHATAH!
STAY DOWN.
(ITALIAN ACCENT) HASN'T ANYONE A-TOLD YOU
SUSAN AND MARY HATE THE GRUNGE-A LOOK?
WE'RE FAMOUS IMAGE CONSULTANTS
JOHNNA AND DUKEA. (CHUCKLES)
WE CAN HELP.
WHY DO THEY LOVE GIL AND NOT ME?
BECAUSE-A GIL KNOWS HOW TO ACCESSORIZE,
YOU DON'T.
(SNAPS FINGERS)
BUT THIS HAT IS SURE TO MAKE
THOSE REDHEADED GIRLS GO CRAZY FOR YOU.
TARGET ON THE GREEN!
(LAUGHTER)
(FIZZLING)
(EXPLOSION)
ONE-A DOWN.
TWO TO GO.
I'M FEELING KINDA FIRE-FIGHTERY.
HEH HEH.
JOHNNY: HAH!
HELLO...
DUKEY: AND GOODBYE!
(RUMBLING)
(SPLASH)
(WHISTLE ***) (EXPLOSION)
BOTH: YEAH!
MUST ELIMINATE.
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'LL TAKE OUT TWO BORGS
WITH ONE SOAK.
(SPLASH)
WHY ISN'T HE SHORTING OUT?
HE SHOULD BE SHORTING OUT!
SUSAN: JOHNNY, I FORGOT TO MENTION,
THE BOYBORGS HAVE ADAPTIVE TECHNOLOGY
AND WILL MAKE ADJUSTMENTS
TO PROTECT THEMSELVES.
EAR AND NOSE PLUGS, DUDE.
(WATER POWERS UP) (HUGE BLAST)
DUKEY AND JOHNNY: AHHH!
BILL: I WILL FIND GIL
EVEN IF I HAVE TO WIPE OUT THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!
KIDS: (TERRIFIED SCREAMS)
(SCREAMING)
NORMALLY I'D SAY RUN,
BUT WE HAVE TO GET WILL AWAY FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
BEFORE THE KID GETS HURT.
I'VE GOT AN IDEA!
DUKEY: ARE YOU NUTS?!
WE'LL NEVER FOOL HIM WITH THIS DISGUISE.
QUICK, DO YOUR GIL IMPRESSION!
WHAT? I... ER...
(SPEAKING LIKE GIL) HEY, DUDE.
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? I'M GIL.
GIL, MUST BE ELIMINATED.
NOW WHAT DO I DO?
RUN!
RUN? THAT'S YOUR PLAN?!
NOW HE WANTS TO ELIMINATE ME!
THAT'S THE PLAN.
I DON'T LIKE THAT PLAN!
NOT SO FAST, TEST.
I AM QUEEN OF THE WATER WAR
AND... AHHHHHH!
JOHNNY: I WIN!
GOTTA SAVE THE TOWN, BYE!
(LAUGHING)
WHAAAA!
HIS HEAD IS SEALED.
TO SHORT HIM OUT FROM HERE,
IT'LL TAKE 8 TONS OF PRESSURE!
EXACTLY!
(SPLASH)
BILL: MUST ELIMINATE.
WE'RE SITTING DUCKS!
THAT'S THE PLAN!
SOOOOO... DUCK!
HASTA LA VISTA, BOYBORG.
(GASPS)
(CLANKING)
UH OH.
(RUSH OF WATER)
WE CAME, WE SAW,
WE SOAKED THEIR BUTTS!
BOTH: YES! GIL IS SAVED!
AND WE'RE DEAD.
I INVITE YOU TO A POOL PARTY
AND YOU LOCK ME IN A BOX?!
UH... THAT'S THE SHORT VERSION,
BUT YEAH.
CONSIDER YOURSELVES UNINVITED!
HEY, JOHNNY.
WELL, WE ALWAYS HAVE THE SATELLITE.
BOTH: (DREAMY SIGH) GIL.