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Every love song sounds the same; adoration of a beautiful creature.
Examples of what you love about her, and detailed descriptions of her best features.
It is great that you want to compliment her. "Your hair so silky, your lips so wet".
But, no one sings about the important parts. So, here's an ode to the parts they forget.
I bet you have the prettiest gallbladder around. I'm sure that your pancreas is second to none.
I know that your tonsils must be sexy as hell and your spleen is like no other one.
The roof of your mouth is the nicest in town. Your left kidney; it just won't quit.
Your uvula makes me *** as hell. Your large intestine is finer than ***.
Your vocal chords are an angelic chorus. Your sinuses get me to say "ooh".
Your corneas are a vision of heaven. Your amygdala makes me love you.
I think of your ear drums and I get hot. I imagine your larynx and I *** it.
I fantasize about your digestive system. I'm so in love with your second bicuspid.
As for your fibula, I know they're cute. Your lungs are the best anyone could find.
Your ovaries are adorable. I get chills thinking of your spine.
Your thyroid glands make me swell down there. Your bone marrow makes my life matter.
I can't stop thinking about your uterus. You have the *** sexiest bladder.
Every love song sounds the same. You have to show that she's appreciated.
You have to love everything about her. Leaving things out is opportunity wasted
to show her that you find her gorgeous. Tell her how you see her in your eyes.
Just don't forget, you must always remember that her beauty is inside,
Her beauty is inside... ...right next to her colon.