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Yeah This goes out to all my people living in shared
housing North Seattle represent!
Do your *** dishes Do your *** dishes
I come home from work and the sink's like whoah
First thing out is a cereal bowl The milk in the bottom's at least 12 hours
old And I wonder how many times the roomies got
to be told That I don't expect no Martha Stewart Livin'
When it comes to dirty dishes I'm like Clint: I'm unforgivin'
Now I ain't frontin', but I ain't playin' I just want us to have nice things, know what
I'm sayin'?
Next thing out is some old stew bones I go and take it to my main man Jones
Says, "It must've been my girl, dawg; I left her home alone
She don't eat the meat, but she sure likes the bone..."
I say, "Hey man, you know that's cool But don't forget I'm trying to get some playtime
too And how am I supposed to get some when I'm
living with you? You know it really has no bearing on what
I'm asking you to do, just..."
(Yeah, yeah) Do your *** dishes
(What, what) Do your *** dishes
(Whoa-oh) Do your *** dishes
Yeah, do your *** dishes
My next roommate says he's always late for school
I swear to god I'll put those dishes in your bed, fool!
Don't you realize I'm trying to get ahead, fool?
Always playing movies when I'm trying to go to bed, fool!
Now I ain't prissy, and dirt don't phase me But I wash dishes, that's just how my mama
raised me Let me clarify in case the picture's hazy:
Everyone in the club be wondering why you are so lazy
Now I ain't saying that your reasons ain't ostensible
But cleaning dishes, man, you know that's just sensible
And all your actions, well, they're kinda reprehensible
Leaving dirty dishes, yeah, that's always indefensible
I ask Jesse why he ain't been cleaning He says, "I don't have time, I have too many
women" That's cool, but it ain't no excuse
Well, you been playing it fast, yeah, you been playing it loose
While I'm trying to make the trains run you been tapping the caboose
And it still don't change what I'm asking you to do, so...
(Yeah, yeah) Do your *** dishes
(What, what) Do your *** dishes
(Whoa-oh) Do your *** dishes
Yeah, yeah, do your *** dishes
(Whoa...) Do your *** dishes
(Whoa...) Do your *** dishes
Last thing is a fork with a busted tine I look at it and realize it might be mine
***.