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Hi guys,
It's me, Bunny.
Today, I'll show you a game...
*cough cough*
Sorry, I'm not feeling well today.
The name is Cataput... pult King
I don't know how to pronounce it.
*cough cough*
Please, my apology if my voice sounds weird.
This is the game I'm talking about.
The design is amazing.
It's 3D.
Very beautiful, very bright.
In the game, you'll be a king
or some sorts of prince
on the mission to rescue an effing ugly princess.
She's really ugly, I'm serious.
She's like an ugly duckling who is ugly as sin.
Basically, the gameplay is the same as Angry Bird's.
I'll demonstrate the gameplay for you.
Your task is to pull this rock and release it to the direction of these guards.
These are the guards who...
When the princess was captured by the dragon,
I've played it already,
so I can't show you the plot from the beginning.
Die, you b**ch
The first few levels ain't that difficult
but the more levels you advance, the longer the distance.
which makes the game harder.
Can you see the princess's head at the top?
You can see how ugly the princess is, her eyes and hair are a mess.
If I were the prince, I'd never rescue such a princess.
You can adjust the angle.
for a more powerful shot.
Oh s***.
Why did the stone fly through the enemies without breaking anything?
Whyyyyy?
You can see that I'm, once again, demonstrating my disastrous skills.
Are you f***ing kidding me?
I've shot 3 times and failed all. Such a record
for such a casual game.
Yes, that's my record.
Wow.
I think this kind of game is hard.
Wow.
What happened? Why did it break?
Because I use the firework, I didn't even know when it exploded.
I've overcome a level, this is the next one.
F***.
I've aimed a little too high.
Idiot!
How can I be so dumb?
I keep failing. It's freaking me out.
You can adjust the direction to aim lower or higher.
I'll buy the missile.
People who are bad at gaming like me have the hobby of play dirty.
You can see that I'm playing dirty now.
Awesome!
But I still can't win in one move.
Shame on me.
2 moves.
There's still one left? Are you f***ing kidding me?
So difficult.
Can you here it laughing at me?
*male voice: Even I'm laughing at you. Haha.*
I'm so noob.
I've just chose the magic mode,
which
adjusts the direction automatically for me but I still lose.
*male voice: That's strange.*
So strange.
Yeah.
I've completed this level.
Well, I'll stop here.
See you next time.
I won't embarrass myself anymore.
Bye.