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bjbj|:|: I know that in this world we have our own set of first world problems., but
what about Pokemon trainer first world problems. Those are real. And I m here to represent
those for you. So I made a list of top 50, in no particular order, first world Pokemon
trainer problems. This is for you if you ve actually trained Pokemon or you ve simply
played the game, watched the anime, had the cards, whatever you do, this is for you. Thank
you so much, see you at the end and if I ve missed anything let me know. First world pokemon
trainer problems. Abra used teleport. 1. There's an ice cream cone Pokemon. 2. Nintendo, made
a Pokepark 2 but won't make another Pokemon Snap. 3. My Pokemon is so strong, I killed
the first wild shiny I encountered in the first move. The Poketech company isn't in
the Unova region. ( The c-gear sucks) Bikes cost too much. = 1,000,000 (music) Ash Ash
Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash 6.
Ash is still 10. 7. Pok mon Battle Revolution sucked. 8. You had to force you Pokemon to
mate with a ditto. 9. Brock keeps leaving. 10.Tracy 11. You didn't catch 'em all. 12.
You hate all the new voice actors. Tracy. 14. McDonald's only sold Pokemon toys for
a limited time. So you don t have Pokemon,? Didn t you used to have them? Yes, but now
we re doing star wars. 15. Used your last Pokeball and now you have to waste a great
ball on a weak Pokemon. 16. Miltank ran away. Aw Crap 17.Geodude used self destruct and
it was super effective 18. Tracy Thought you had to raise a magikarp to get a gyarados.
(Oooh Released.) magikarp derp. 20. Pokemon used shadow tag 21. You think you might have
a crush on N. 22. You're STILL shipping for ash and misty. 23. Went into a cave without
flash. 24. Went into a gave without repel. You've had at least 8 travel companions, caught
42 Pokemon, won 50 badges, you're the champion of several leagues and the winner of multiple
competitions in multiple regions and you mostly travel by foot, but less than a year has passed,
and you're still 10! 26. No starters in the wild. 27. HAD to teach a awesome Pokemon a
weak move to cut down a tree. 28. Tracy. 29. Nintendo fixed the mIssingNo glitch. Unlimited
Materballs and rare candy gone forever. 30. Went into a cave, nothing but zubat. 31. Went
into a cave, nothing but Woobat. 32. All your Pokemon fainted except MagicKarp (DERP) Your
friends don't play Pokemon any more. (What's a Call of Duty? ..That sounds nasty.) 34.
Found a new pokemon, caught it found a stronger one in the next town. 35. Red is so much cooler
than ash 36. Ash didn't have to go to school, but you did. 37. Your Pokemon has wings but
can't learn fly. 38. People think your too old for Pokemon dolls. (You know, some of
these are action figures) 39. Legendary Dogs can run in their sleep. (How is that even
possible?) 40. People think you can't open your eyes. 41. The digimon anime was better.
42. Confusion ray didn't cause confusion. 43. Deoxys is loafing around. 44. There's
still no MMO. 45. Abra used teleport DAT BLACK BOAT. 47. Tracy 48. You haven't seen the last
13 pokemon movies. 49. The rumor your read wasn't true. Last but not least 50. Pokemon
Black & White 2 were just announced, now you have to wait several months to play them.
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