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Greetings.
It has come to my attention
that my opponents are in a rat race for funding.
I assure you that as Ultimate Ruler and Supreme Overlord
and President of your United States,
that I will not be beholden to any special interest groups.
I am completely self funded,
and rely on no corporation or wealthy donors
to support my campaign.
I have no one's interests in mind, but my own.
Should money become an issue
and I find myself in need of additional funding
I will simply take it. Forcibly if necessary.
Then again, with online fund raising
being all the rage these days
perhaps you can e-mail me your hard earned cash.
I accept dollars, pesos, Euros,
the keys to your home or car,
family members, or whatever else you may have.
Until next time, vote for Doom in '08.
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Political contributions. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.
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